Worst '80s Songs

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41 Sussudio - Phil Collins Sussudio - Phil Collins

I forgot about this! It just blended in with all the other nonsense.

Completely nonsensical and retarded.

42 Turbo Lover - Judas Priest

Weakest song they've ever made, not the Priest I know

This song is in Gran Turismo 3. It's so annoying.

43 Cruel Summer - Bananarama Cruel Summer - Bananarama V 1 Comment
44 C'est la Vie - Robbie Nevil C'est la Vie - Robbie Nevil
45 All Night Long - Lionel Richie All Night Long - Lionel Richie

This song is not bad. The only problem it has is being boring as hell. That's a problem that most of Lionel Richie's songs had. - TheMusicNerd

46 Agadoo - Black Lace Agadoo - Black Lace
47 When Doves Cry - Prince When Doves Cry - Prince
48 What About Love - Heart What About Love - Heart
49 Tell It Like It Is - Heart Tell It Like It Is - Heart
50 Love Shack - The B-52's Love Shack - The B-52's

The most terrible thing to happen to music when I was in school, flat flat sharp! Really are they all tone deaf? And who wants to make love in a rusty old dirty shack? Yuck!

One of the most overplayed songs of the 80's. Maybe it was good the first couple of plays, but after hearing it 24+ times a day, every single day for more than a year, that's it, no more. GTFOH with this. If I never hear this song again in this lifetime, it will still be too soon!

This song needs to be higher. It is, in my opinion, a terrible song. The man talking on all the verses has a very annoying voice, and the chorus is really the only listenable and halfway interesting part of the song. Also, lyrics aren't impressive whatsoever either:
"Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail
I got me a car, like, it seats about 20
So come on and bring your jukebox money" - Element119

51 Never - Heart Never - Heart

Best of their crappy 80 s comeback

52 Nothin' At All - Heart Nothin' At All - Heart
53 Toy Soldiers - Martika Toy Soldiers - Martika
54 Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
55 Never Say Goodbye - Bon Jovi Never Say Goodbye - Bon Jovi

Who put this on here it is one of the best

56 The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats

This song is the epitome as to why the 80's sucked and are overrated!

Hold on, man. I know this song is one of the worst songs ever, but the 80s were quite good. - TheMusicNerd

57 Money for Nothing - Dire Straits Money for Nothing - Dire Straits V 1 Comment
58 Straight Outta Compton - N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton - N.W.A.

You gotta be kidding me. This is one of the best songs ever made. - TheMusicNerd

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59 Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy Party All the Time - Eddie Murphy
60 Talk Dirty to Me - Poison Talk Dirty to Me - Poison
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