Worst '80s Songs

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41 Liberian Girl - Michael Jackson
42 Always on My Mind - Pet Shop Boys

I love the Pet Shop Boys. I think they always have, and always will produce great music.

You gonna diss the British synth-pop masters?

43 Toy Soldiers - Martika

It spawned an Eminem song, so it sucks. - 445956

44 Sussudio - Phil Collins

I forgot about this! It just blended in with all the other nonsense.

Completely nonsensical and retarded.

45 Purple Rain - Prince
46 These Dreams - Heart

This is where they started to suck.

47 Master of Puppets - Metallica

One of the best from them. Great song.

You got to be kidding...this a fantastic song by Metallica. Take it off this list.

48 Turbo Lover - Judas Priest

Judas Priest rocks, but this song is very lame

Weakest song they've ever made, not the Priest I know

This song is in Gran Turismo 3. It's so annoying.

49 Agadoo - Black Lace

Fun to listen to but awful - 445956

This belongs on this list,many of the other songs people have put on here don't at all.

More like Aarghadoo... - Entranced98

50 All 4 Love - Color Me Badd
51 Cruel Summer - Bananarama V 1 Comment
52 C'est la Vie - Robbie Nevil
53 All Night Long - Lionel Richie

This song is not bad. The only problem it has is being boring as hell. That's a problem that most of Lionel Richie's songs had. - TheMusicNerd

54 When Doves Cry - Prince
55 What About Love? - Heart
56 Tell It Like It Is - Heart
57 Never - Heart

Best of their crappy 80 s comeback

58 Nothin' at All - Heart
59 All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You - Heart

Those who think this is such romantic song, listen again. Her husband/boyfriend is infertile so she picks up a random dude who best case scenario is a teenager who's had a fight with his parent or step-parent thus ran or got thrown out of his house that night but most likely is some drunk or other addict. Underage and/or drug addicted though he may be, this guy nonetheless is actually fertile so she screws him and leaves him. We don't know how he felt about any of that but do know he eventually saw the kid and questioned the chick singing. And that's it. The song title is quite literal.

This is the most ridiculous song ever written. What insane amount of drugs could they have been taking when they wrote this?

Abolish any Heart recordings (sans "Alone") made between 1982 (with "This Man is Mine") and 1990 (when the downfall ended)! Who's with me?

60 Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
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3. Physical - Olivia Newton-John
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