Top 10 Worst Lil Wayne Lyrics Ever

awesomeforever1234

The Top Ten

1 I get paid for every letter like a, B, C, D, e, F, G, H, i, J, K, L, M, N, o, P, Q, R, S, T, u, V, W, X, y, and Z

Nicolas Cage taught the alphabet better.

I wish I could give the Nicholas cage comment more likes

He said this stupid verse in ransom - awesomeforever1234

WAS HE HIGH WHEN HE WROTE THIS?! - Iamcool

V 2 Comments
2 Back it up like burp burp

Said this Dumbass verse in lollipop - awesomeforever1234

3 I'm the best rapper alive

Says this in almost every song - awesomeforever1234

Really even Lady Gaga is better than him. And I HATE lady gaga! - funnyuser

The sound I make when I jab a sword up my butt through my mouth sounds better than him - ToptenPizza

Talking from Eminem’s perspective?

V 1 Comment
4 She even did anal when she don't do anal my b**** I'm thankful

Said this in romance - awesomeforever1234

Fresh Shakespeare influence, haha - Metal_Treasure

what. - AlphaQ

5 I'm right right and you're wrong left
6 I killed it
7 I'm okay but my watch sick and my drop sick
8 I'm the s***

You’re right! You are poo!

9 That p***y pop like piro
10 Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till

Wow! That's just horrible! By the way if you don't know Emmett Till he's a black guy that got tortured and murdered during the apartheid.

Lil' Wayne is the worse lyricist ever. Proof? THIS LYRIC RIGHT HERE! This should be number 1, and then that alphabet one should be number 2.

What even more confusing is the Lil Wayne is black, just like Emmett Till. Had no idea someone was gonna make fun of their own race cause it makes no sense. - DankGodX

Why is this not number 1? - DaWyteNight

V 4 Comments

The Contenders

11 B**** real G's move in silence like lasagna

People say this line is ingenious, but when they realise that the G in lasagna is NOT silent ('gn' makes the same sound as ñ in Spanish - if not then it would be pronounced lasana), it makes this line look even more stupid.

12 Weezy F Baby and the "F" is for phenomenal

This might be the worst lyric I have ever heard

Um... did you pass third grade?

"F" makes the same sound as "ph". I don't see anything stupid with this line. - SwagFlicks

'F' and 'PH' sound the same so maybe he was making a pun or just joking around. - AlphaQ

V 1 Comment
13 Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazing

How can anyone take this guy seriously?

You aren't amazing if you are too dumb to find your way out of a worthless maze.

14 Trukfit I'm the owner
15 She said my d*** could be the next Black President

I swear if this is the next Black President I'm supporting ISIS

And this is how you could tell that Lil Wayne does drugs. - Iamcool

As if Obama wasn't bad enough.

16 Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark p***y

This is beastiallity, which all in all, not funny. And gross

17 Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel n****
18 Rats gonna rat, snakes gonna hiss
19 I go so hard they call me go so hard

This is actually kinda funny lol not

You are so bad that they call you “are so bad.”

20 Almost drowned in her p****, so i swam to her butt

No. Just no.

If I ever walked up to a girl and said this lyric to her, she would probably bitch slap me across the face so hard that it would hurt for days

21 My tongue is an uzi, my d*** is an AK
22 I'm on drugs, n*****

Tight, Wayne gets the point across concisely. A reliable rapper that won't waste your time with "deep", hard-to-decipher lyrical virtuosities. Well done, buddy.

I can tell. I’ve seen your previous lyrics.

23 N****, that's that nerve
24 I work harder than hardworking
25 You wanna lick the (w)rapper
26 Pop that p**** like a zit
27 She says my d*** stronger than a six pack of cola

Yeah...no

28 Look at you, now look at us... all my n****s look rich as f***
29 Weezy F baby and the "F" is for front door

F is for front door what u takin bout boi - AlphaQ

30 Its me, LT like when you heat butter
31 Kush on my breath cocaine on my tongue
32 My s*** so cold man it don't even stink

This Lil Wayne guy is a joke.

33 I walked up to her big butt and asked her a** butt what?

What Wayne your jokes are so corny

34 I'm twisted, door knob
35 Money talks and mister ed
36 Wayne's world planet rock
37 Money talks bull s**t walks on a muthaf***in tight rope
38 We jack son then light up that L, Samuel
39 Y'all boys just a bunch of pussy cats, Milo
40 I see her boyfriend hatin' like a city cop
41 I make her feel right when it's wrong like lying
42 I asked her her number I said 911

You know, prank calling the police is not a good idea.

43 Baby just make me c**
44 All rats gotta die, even Master Splinter

Master Splinter never gun die

45 R.I.P. - Rest in p****

That's just stupid and quite offensive.

46 And I made that ass jump, like jerp jerp
47 I never f****d Nicki 'cause that's f****d up, if I did f**k her, she'd be f****d up
48 Got ten bathrooms, I could s**t all day
49 Your flow never wet, like grandma p***y. I'm always good, like grandma cookies.

Too bad my grandma burnt her cookies the last time she tried.

50 I make that b***h c*m until she come to a conclusion
BAdd New Item

Related Lists

Best Lil Wayne Songs Best Lil Wayne Albums / Mixtapes Top Ten Words to Describe Lil Wayne Top 10 Reasons Why Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj Both Suck Best Nicknames for Lil Wayne

List Stats

100 votes
50 listings
3 years, 357 days old

Top Remixes

1. I get paid for every letter like a, B, C, D, e, F, G, H, i, J, K, L, M, N, o, P, Q, R, S, T, u, V, W, X, y, and Z
2. Back it up like burp burp
3. She even did anal when she don't do anal my b**** I'm thankful
awesomeforever1234

WRemix

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P