Top 10 Worst Lil Wayne Lyrics Ever


The Top Ten

1 I get paid for every letter like a, B, C, D, e, F, G, H, i, J, K, L, M, N, o, P, Q, R, S, T, u, V, W, X, y, and Z

Nicolas Cage taught the alphabet better.

I wish I could give the Nicholas cage comment more likes

He said this stupid verse in ransom - awesomeforever1234


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2 Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till

Wow! That's just horrible! By the way if you don't know Emmett Till he's a black guy that got tortured and murdered during the apartheid.

Lil' Wayne is the worse lyricist ever. Proof? THIS LYRIC RIGHT HERE! This should be number 1, and then that alphabet one should be number 2.

What even more confusing is the Lil Wayne is black, just like Emmett Till. Had no idea someone was gonna make fun of their own race cause it makes no sense. - DankGodX

Why is this not number 1? - DaWyteNight

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3 Back it up like burp burp

Said this Dumbass verse in lollipop - awesomeforever1234

4 I'm the best rapper alive

Says this in almost every song - awesomeforever1234

Really even Lady Gaga is better than him. And I HATE lady gaga! - funnyuser

The sound I make when I jab a sword up my butt through my mouth sounds better than him - ToptenPizza

Talking from Eminem’s perspective?

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5 She even did anal when she don't do anal my b**** I'm thankful

Said this in romance - awesomeforever1234

Fresh Shakespeare influence, haha - Metal_Treasure

what. - AlphaQ

6 Dear Mr. Toilet, I am the s**t
7 I'm right right and you're wrong left
8 She said my d*** could be the next Black President

I swear if this is the next Black President I'm supporting ISIS

And this is how you could tell that Lil Wayne does drugs. - Iamcool

As if Obama wasn't bad enough.

9 I killed it
10 Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark p***y

This is beastiallity, which all in all, not funny. And gross

The Contenders

11 I'm okay but my watch sick and my drop sick
12 I'm the s***

You’re right! You are poo!

13 How the f**k you gon talk s**t to diarrhea?
14 B**** real G's move in silence like lasagna

People say this line is ingenious, but when they realise that the G in lasagna is NOT silent ('gn' makes the same sound as ñ in Spanish - if not then it would be pronounced lasana), it makes this line look even more stupid.

15 I work harder than hardworking
16 That p***y pop like piro
17 Weezy F Baby and the "F" is for phenomenal

This might be the worst lyric I have ever heard

Um... did you pass third grade?

"F" makes the same sound as "ph". I don't see anything stupid with this line. - SwagFlicks

'F' and 'PH' sound the same so maybe he was making a pun or just joking around. - AlphaQ

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18 Damn right, I kissed my daddy. I think they pissed at how rich my daddy is, and I'm his kid, I stunt with my daddy....Hello hip hop, I'm home, it's your daddy.
19 Almost drowned in her p****, so i swam to her butt

No. Just no.

If I ever walked up to a girl and said this lyric to her, she would probably bitch slap me across the face so hard that it would hurt for days

20 Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazing

How can anyone take this guy seriously?

You aren't amazing if you are too dumb to find your way out of a worthless maze.

21 I go so hard they call me go so hard

This is actually kinda funny lol not

You are so bad that they call you “are so bad.”

22 I'm twisted, door knob

Lavish, stylish, concious and aware yet fun and enthusiastic. Lil Wayne really hit his high point here.

23 Trukfit I'm the owner
24 Rap game dependent on me like a bungee cord
25 Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel n****
26 Rats gonna rat, snakes gonna hiss
27 Money talks and mister ed
28 My tongue is an uzi, my d*** is an AK
29 I'm on drugs, n*****

Tight, Wayne gets the point across concisely. A reliable rapper that won't waste your time with "deep", hard-to-decipher lyrical virtuosities. Well done, buddy.

Wow, who would've thought... - DaWyteNight

I can tell. I’ve seen your previous lyrics.

30 N****, that's that nerve
31 You wanna lick the (w)rapper
32 Pop that p**** like a zit
33 She says my d*** stronger than a six pack of cola

34 Look at you, now look at us... all my n****s look rich as f***
35 Weezy F baby and the "F" is for front door

F is for front door what u takin bout boi - AlphaQ

36 Its me, LT like when you heat butter
37 Kush on my breath cocaine on my tongue
38 My s*** so cold man it don't even stink

This Lil Wayne guy is a joke.

39 I walked up to her big butt and asked her a** butt what?

What Wayne your jokes are so corny

40 Wayne's world planet rock
41 Money talks bull s**t walks on a muthaf***in tight rope
42 We jack son then light up that L, Samuel
43 Y'all boys just a bunch of pussy cats, Milo
44 I see her boyfriend hatin' like a city cop
45 I make her feel right when it's wrong like lying
46 I asked her her number I said 911

You know, prank calling the police is not a good idea.

47 Baby just make me c**
48 All rats gotta die, even Master Splinter

Master Splinter never gun die

49 R.I.P. - Rest in p****

That's just stupid and quite offensive.

50 And I made that ass jump, like jerp jerp
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Top Remixes

1. Beat that p**** up like Emmett Till
2. Dear Mr. Toilet, I am the s**t
3. She said my d*** could be the next Black President
1. I get paid for every letter like a, B, C, D, e, F, G, H, i, J, K, L, M, N, o, P, Q, R, S, T, u, V, W, X, y, and Z
2. Back it up like burp burp
3. She even did anal when she don't do anal my b**** I'm thankful


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