Worst Lines of Dialogue In Video Games


The Top Ten

1 I Am Error - Zelda II
2 You Were Almost a Jill Sandwich - Resident Evil
3 I Should Have Been the One to Fill Your Dark Soul With Liiiiieeght - Devil May Cry
4 All Your Base Belong to Us - Zero Wing

Given what I know now, this sounds really awkward... - WonkeyDude98

5 That Looks Like a Bounce Pad! - Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
6 You Know What They Say - Hotel Mario
7 A Winner is You - Pro Wrestling
8 Do You Know Where I Can Find Some Sailors? - Shenmue
9 Congratulation This Story is Happy End - Ghosts 'N Goblins
10 Remember, All Toasters Toast Toast - Hotel Mario

They toast bread you spaghetti-slurping mobster. - Puga

Going to add this, but the list did not disappoint.

1. They toast bread you knucklehead.
2. Geez, Hotel Mario was terrible, wasn't it? - WonkeyDude98

Duh... - RiverClanRocks

The Contenders

11 Fool You Challenge Me With Trickery.I Don't Believe In Magic Onward! - Dynasty Warriors 3
12 Look Ramps! We Can Use These As Ramps! - Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
13 A New Page is Added to the Virtual Era. the Next Chapter is a War Called "Grief". - Cyber Troopers Virtual-On Marz

The second sentence doesn't make a lick of sense. - PerfectImpulseX

14 Sir, Finishing This Fight - Halo 2
15 You Have Completed a Great Game - Ghostbusters Nes
16 Sonic, Come Back! to Me... to Us - Sonic the Hedgehog 2006

This before the infamous kiss scene

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