Top Ten Worst Things That Can Happen to You While Trying to Pick Up a Girlnintendofan126
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Me; can I get your number
Girl; sorry I have a boyfriend.
Me;Really who is he?
Girl;He's right behind you.
Me;-looks behind me and sees her giant boyfriend-.
Boyfriend; were you trying to take my girlfriends
Me; should I start running now? - nintendofan126
Really? Must be the stupiest pick up lines of history if a girl did that. What kind of girls do that anyway? Psychos? Are they not afraid that they will be kicked back? If a girl do that to me because I tried to pick her up in a civilized manner, I can tell you for sure that I will kick her back and I can you tell also for sure that afterwards she will never do that again. She will have learned her lesson.
This has happened to lots of people. I've never felt this felling and I hope I never do. - nintendofan126
I'll remember this next time I try and pick up a girl... - Britgirl
Worse than #1 and #2. Pain is temporary, but embarrassment is forever.
This would be the most embarrising thing to ever happen to anyone. I mean peeing yourself in front of a woman. - nintendofan126V 1 Comment
I know some woman like it when boys fight over them. But really if this ever happens to me. You do not wanna know what I'm gonna do to the other boy trying to pick up the girl that I was trying to get. - nintendofan126
This can only happen to you unless your rich. - nintendofan126
So what? Move to the next one till one says yes.
Me; hi wanna be my girlfriend.
Girl; I don't know? I just like saying no - nintendofan126
Pukeing makes me sick to my stomach. But doing it on a girl would be even worse. - nintendofan126V 3 Comments
Boy: I'm gonna pick you up
Girl: Oh hey a dork
Boy: I'm just gonna walk away now
If shes comfy with it, if she don't throw her this means she don't love you or like you, if you fart
How does this one work exactly?
In porn logic, you're set
Nice try anyway.
This means your a complete loser if that should happen
This would be so awkward...
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2. She kicks you in the balls
3. You get nervous and pee yourself
2. She'll only be your girlfriend for your money
3. She says no