Top Ten Worst Things That Can Happen to You While Trying to Pick Up a Girl

Me; can I get your number
Girl; sorry I have a boyfriend.
Me;Really who is he?
Girl;He's right behind you.
Me;-looks behind me and sees her giant boyfriend-.
Boyfriend; were you trying to take my girlfriends
Me; should I start running now?

Really? Must be the stupiest pick up lines of history if a girl did that. What kind of girls do that anyway? Psychos? Are they not afraid that they will be kicked back? If a girl do that to me because I tried to pick her up in a civilized manner, I can tell you for sure that I will kick her back and I can you tell also for sure that afterwards she will never do that again. She will have learned her lesson.

This has happened to lots of people. I've never felt this felling and I hope I never do.

I'll remember this next time I try and pick up a girl...

This would be the most embarrising thing to ever happen to anyone. I mean peeing yourself in front of a woman.

Worse than #1 and #2. Pain is temporary, but embarrassment is forever.

Alex bowyer does it a lot

I know some woman like it when boys fight over them. But really if this ever happens to me. You do not wanna know what I'm gonna do to the other boy trying to pick up the girl that I was trying to get.

This can only happen to you unless your rich.

Me; hi wanna be my girlfriend.
Girl; NO!
Me; why?
Girl; I don't know? I just like saying no

So what? Move to the next one till one says yes.

Pukeing makes me sick to my stomach. But doing it on a girl would be even worse.

Why does this make me laugh so much?!?!?!

Haha she would kill you.

Boy: I'm gonna pick you up
Girl: Oh hey a dork
Boy: I'm just gonna walk away now

Funny never got beat up

If shes comfy with it, if she don't throw her this means she don't love you or like you, if you fart

How does this one work exactly?

In porn logic, you're set

Nice try anyway.

This means your a complete loser if that should happen

This would be so awkward...