Top Ten Alternate Names for Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails have a pretty cool name if you ask me, but what if they had a different name? Here are some names that Nine Inch Nails could have possibly chosen. (Note: this list is a joke. Please do not take offense.)

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1Trent ReznorMichael Trent Reznor, known professionally as Trent Reznor, is an American singer-songwriter, record producer, and film score composer. He is known for his intense music videos.

He pretty much is the band, so it makes sense. - AngryByrd

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2Skinny Puppy Ripoff
3Ministry Ripoff
4Depeche Mode Ripoff
5That one band with all the electronics and stuff

The perfect band name!

6That one band that Stabbing Westward Ripped Off

Did Stabbing Westward really ripoff NIN?

7That one band with the weird monkey crucifix video
8Five Foot Fingers
9Six Foot Screws

I'm so gonna name my band this. Either that or Blackwater Park. - IronSabbathPriest

I'm gonna start a death metal band called Rectal Brutality! Who wants to join? - AngryByrd

10Five Millimeter Bolts

The Contenders

11That one band who wrote the song Johnny Cash covered
12Not In Nottingham
13That one band whose lead singer used to worked with Marilyn Manson
14Nail The Screw
1512 Inch Calculator
16Eight-Inch Nails
17Ten-Inch Nails
18Eight Inch Penis

Well, I'm sure Trent Reznor is a pretty well-endowed man. - AngryByrd

19BFH (Bigger F***in' Hammer)V1 Comment
20Nine Inch Snails
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1. Trent Reznor
2. Skinny Puppy Ripoff
3. Ministry Ripoff
1. Ministry Ripoff
2. That one band with all the electronics and stuff
3. Skinny Puppy Ripoff



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