Best Dwight Schrute Quotes
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I can just imagine Dwight running up to the Dead Dog and backing away awkwardly. Hilarious!
laughed for 5 minutes straight! It was the most hilarious thing I have ever heard from the office. My dad and I laugh about it all the time.
I died of laughter when I heard this and use it just to kill akwardness well, that and when we talk about twilight. Love it!More comments about I don';t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor';s dog.
I mean, its kinda true... Laugh out loud. I think that's what makes it so funny. I don't even watch the show and this is funny.
Watching the reruns right now and this one cracked me up and made me look for Dwight quotes... So since it brought me to this site I figured I gotta go with it.
Simply hilarious.. Dwight is by ffaar my favorite character from the office.. Michael is pretty great also.
You kidding me? The seriousness in Dwight's face as he spouts out this line.. I can't stop laughing!
In my opinion, the most quotable thing he's ever said on the show. My friends and I recite this exact quote all the time.
Funniest thing he's ever said
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This one is hilarious because of the situation he said it in; Pam was crying and that's how he handled the situation.
Dwight is just going along and you're thinking, "wow he is being really empathetic here", and then he says that... Laugh out loud!
Every time I hear this one it makes me want to throw up from laughing so hard!
This quote is so ridiculous it is probably the bet quote I have ever heard in any T.V. show. Oh god I love the office
He says "resorbed, " actually, and when he does, he handles the collapsible toy PERFECTLY... Makes it super creepy!
I think it's misquoted. He says it a little differently. But it's still awesome. I quote this sömetimes.
Even with the most ridiculous ideas, Jim always gets the better of Dwight!
I've watched this episode, dwight is so funny!
Andy - after Pam and Jim hid his cell phone in the ceiling.
If everyone was a little more like Dwight, the world would be a better place. Let us all consider this quote before ever doing anything.
Such wisdom should be on public display. At least 1 posted every square mile in Minnesota.
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