Top Ten Friends (TV Show) Quotes

The Top Ten
1 How you doin'? - Joey

This was just the icing on the cake! I literally said this to myself in the mirror after hearing him say it because it is so hilarious. Seriously, that line is totally and completely a classic, and the show wouldn't be the same without it!

I love that so much. It's crazy how many times I have mimicked that saying: "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" Ooh, how much I love that. My mate Cam and I always have arguments over how it's pronounced. I always do it nice and smooth like Joey, while Cam just fails.

This just shows how much I love that quote.

2 Wow. It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. - Rachel
3 Ah, salmon skin roll - Rachel
4 Yeah. Or maybe... it's because you ' re all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday - Joey
5 We were on a break! - Ross

I was Ross, and my boyfriend was Rachel. I screwed up, not with the copy girl, but with a younger guy. We were on a break, but it's too soon to use the quote.

I think this is very funny, but one line is missing from Ross: "What? What? No, it's a shampoo catastrophe!"

The driving quote behind the driving relationship of Friends.

6 Okay, let's just say I've gotten bad news. Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. - Joey
7 Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone!... The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!... No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta! - Richard Crosby

Richard Crosby appeared in the two-part episode The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding. He's played by Matt LeBlanc's Lost in Space co-star Gary Oldman, and he's absolutely hilarious.

8 My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit the rocks! - Rachel
9 I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange. - Pheobe

I just laughed out loud reading this quote. Philange is a funny word, and Phoebe always threw it out there in hilarious ways. Long live Regina Philange.

The one where Rachel is going to Paris, but Ross wants to tell her he loves her.

The Philange word is a theme throughout Friends. Good idea to use it to make Rachel stay!

10 Oh... my... Gawd - Janice

This is literally one of the most famous quotes from the series. It should be up there with "WE WERE ON A BREAK," "How you doin'?" and "I know!" Seriously though, if people don't understand the importance of this quote, it is a moot point. Could this quote BE any more famous?

To anyone who doesn't die laughing when they hear this...
Oh... my... Gawd

Could she be any more annoying?

The Contenders
11 You've got a blacklight. It's 1999! - Ross
12 The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey

Laugh out loud!

This quote cracks me up.

Such a Joey comment. The one where Ross hasn't had sex in around six months and he made the famous video tape with Rachel - backpacking in Western Europe! So hilarious!

13 Joey doesn't share food - Joey

It is literally the best line ever! I like how it just seems natural to yell it in public and not say it calmly.

I use this quote almost all the time with my friends, especially when they try to eat off my plate!

I say this when someone asks me for some of my food. Haha!

14 Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents? And Santa, the armadillo and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. - Monica
15 Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? - Rachel

I have had one of those days today. I actually used this quote to describe my crappy afternoon.

This was the funniest. She was so funny when she said it. I love Rachel, and I love her hair.

It's just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck hilarious!

16 Pivot! - Ross

I loved this. It's one of my favorite episodes. He said it in such a crazy way that it just made it funny. The fact that it was getting on everybody's nerves made it even better.

This entire scene, from getting Chandler to the diagram to Ross' orders and Chandler's response, is hilarious. The bloopers are the best!

What I say when I move furniture.

17 No, that's LaGuardia. - Jessica

Joey thought she was saying LaGuardia when she said Guadalajara.

18 Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face - Joey
19 What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? - Chandler

This is my favorite line ever. I was eating pretzels while watching this downstairs, and when he said that, I spit the pretzels everywhere laughing.

Come on, in the episode where they lose Ross' baby and try to get it back, who didn't laugh when he said this?

I burned my hand at this one. I was drinking tea, and I spilled it over me.

20 Don't aw Pheebs that sucks me yet! - Phoebe
21 No, not the used wax... Because that would be crazy? Phoebe and Chandler

I just love this quote and scene because it's such a sad episode for Ross and Rachel shippers. I think it really helped to lighten the mood.

I think the timing and expression were just phenomenal from Chandler.

22 I got off the plane. - Rachel

In the end, this is the quote that basically meant everything to them. It's so important, much more important than Janice's "Oh my gawd."

The most chilling moment in Friends, along with the ending of season 7.

Who didn't cry when she said this?

23 The last thing she said to me was, you get the eggs, and I'll get the bread, and we'll meet at the checkout counter. And you know what? We will meet at the checkout counter. - Phoebe

It's funny and sad at the same time.

24 Could I be more... - Chandler

Such a great quote. I love the way Chandler speaks. It's just so funny.

Could Chandler BE more funny? Love Chandie, my favorite friend.

25 I know!- Monica

Totally Monica! She is awesome, annoying, and lovable at the same time.

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