Top 10 Best Friends (TV Show) Quotes

1. How you doin'? - Joey

   This was just the icing on the cake! I literally said this to myself in the mirror after hearing him say it because it is so hilarious. Seriously, that line is totally and completely a classic, and the show wouldn't be the same without it!

   I love that so much. It's crazy how many times I have mimicked that saying: "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" Ooh, how much I love that. My mate Cam and I always have arguments over how it's pronounced. I always do it nice and smooth like Joey, while Cam just fails.

   This just shows how much I love that quote.

2. We were on a break! - Ross

   I was Ross, and my boyfriend was Rachel. I screwed up, not with the copy girl, but with a younger guy. We were on a break, but it's too soon to use the quote.

   I think this is very funny, but one line is missing from Ross: "What? What? No, it's a shampoo catastrophe!"

   The driving quote behind the driving relationship of Friends.

3. Ah, salmon skin roll - Rachel

4. Pivot! - Ross

   I loved this. It's one of my favorite episodes. He said it in such a crazy way that it just made it funny. The fact that it was getting on everybody's nerves made it even better.

   This entire scene, from getting Chandler to the diagram to Ross' orders and Chandler's response, is hilarious. The bloopers are the best!

   What I say when I move furniture.

5. Oh... my... Gawd - Janice

   This is literally one of the most famous quotes from the series. It should be up there with "WE WERE ON A BREAK," "How you doin'?" and "I know!" Seriously though, if people don't understand the importance of this quote, it is a moot point. Could this quote BE any more famous?

   To anyone who doesn't die laughing when they hear this...

   Oh... my... Gawd

   Could she be any more annoying?

6. Joey doesn't share food - Joey

   It is literally the best line ever! I like how it just seems natural to yell it in public and not say it calmly.

   I use this quote almost all the time with my friends, especially when they try to eat off my plate!

   I say this when someone asks me for some of my food. Haha!

7. I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange. - Pheobe

   I just laughed out loud reading this quote. Philange is a funny word, and Phoebe always threw it out there in hilarious ways. Long live Regina Philange.

   The one where Rachel is going to Paris, but Ross wants to tell her he loves her.

   The Philange word is a theme throughout Friends. Good idea to use it to make Rachel stay!

8. I know!- Monica

   Totally Monica! She is awesome, annoying, and lovable at the same time.

9. Wow. It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. - Rachel

10. The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey

    Laugh out loud!

    This quote cracks me up.

    Such a Joey comment. The one where Ross hasn't had sex in around six months and he made the famous video tape with Rachel - backpacking in Western Europe! So hilarious!

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone!... The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!... No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta! - Richard Crosby

    Richard Crosby appeared in the two-part episode The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding. He's played by Matt LeBlanc's Lost in Space co-star Gary Oldman, and he's absolutely hilarious.

12. ?

    No, that's LaGuardia. - Jessica

    Joey thought she was saying LaGuardia when she said Guadalajara.

The Contenders

13. The fridge broke so I had to eat everything - Joey

    I love him. He cracks me up every time.

14. Okay, let's just say I've gotten bad news. Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. - Joey

15. I wanna quit the gym! - Chandler

16. Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? - Rachel

    I have had one of those days today. I actually used this quote to describe my crappy afternoon.

    This was the funniest. She was so funny when she said it. I love Rachel, and I love her hair.

    It's just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck hilarious!

17. Oh no - Phoebe

18. Yeah. Or maybe... it's because you ' re all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday - Joey

19. You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at? - Joey

20. What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? - Chandler

    This is my favorite line ever. I was eating pretzels while watching this downstairs, and when he said that, I spit the pretzels everywhere laughing.

    Come on, in the episode where they lose Ross' baby and try to get it back, who didn't laugh when he said this?

    I burned my hand at this one. I was drinking tea, and I spilled it over me.

21. A no sex pact huh? I actually have one with of those going on with every woman in America? - Ross

22. They don't know that we know they know we know - Phoebe

    Pretty much every one of the quotes from this amazing television series is genius. However, this is from my favourite episode of Friends, and it is really funny, almost as funny as the storyline that goes with it.

    This was one of the funniest episodes ever. The one where the girls find out about Monica and Chandler.

23. Stupid guy on MY phone... - Joey

24. ...Ooh you like that? You should hear my phone number - Phoebe

25. Don't aw Pheebs that sucks me yet! - Phoebe

26. My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit the rocks! - Rachel

27. I knew it! - Chandler