Foods That Make You Fart
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I LOVE BAKED BEANS AND I ROCK AT FARTS!
MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS I AM GONNA PUT A HOLE IN THE COUCH
Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you "toot".
Last night I was eating beans and in bed I farted so much that I had to run out of the room holding my nose and I had to spray a strong smelling deodorant it the smell ranked
Beans are very interesting food the gas part is awesome!V78 Comments
My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description.
Cheese makes THE worst farts
Have been mostly cheese free for the past couple of months - had cream cheese last night and within half an hour was doing horrible ones. Fine again today then had more cream cheese for dinner and BOOM! Horrible farts.
One day I ate a lot cheese for the next 2-3 hours every time I farted I laughed then I farted againV35 Comments
I ate eggs for breakfest, and believe it or not I was farting so much the teacher made me leave the classroom.
Oh no I had eggs for dinner on my hamberger! I am planning on farting in my brothers room when he is in the shower it is going to stink! Epic
Me and some mates have a yearly festival on the 4th Thursday of February! Its called Bregfest: the festival devoted unashamedly to bread and eggs! The flat smells so bad afterwards! Love it!
I always thought the fart power was worse if you boil them, but I now realize, that it is just as bad if you microwave them. WoahV33 Comments
Just found out why my girl has to sleep at her place tonight
I AM WORKING ON ALL TYPES OF SPROUTS.
They make me fart a lot
These little things wreak havoc on my insides.V16 Comments
I had french onion soup for dinner tonight. Hubby was not happy when he got home.
I ate some cooked onions and now I am farting propane non stop!
Onion Rings produce flatus 6 - 8 hours after consumption. The resultant flatulence frequency is mind blowing as well as room clearing. My mates have a seasonal Friday evening gathering after eating boxes of onion rings fron Burger King for lunch. The morning poo isn't a pleasant texture but smells perfectly like onion. Great for laughs but not good for your guts or the pizza delivery guy you fart on as you close the door.
When I eat onions I fart all night!V39 Comments
My wife is asleep on the couch, she came to bedroom and started checking the floor for dog poo only to discover the smell was from between the sheets haha
I've had this tonight... Oh god, I can't stop farting! Ah
Give me a good vindaloo and I have explosive farts for two days! Especially if it's washed down with a couple of lagers...
I was asleep on my bed and poo was smudged my faceV16 Comments
Hahaha! I had to laugh when I saw this list but, yes, my confession is that broccoli can keep me up all night.
Had broccoli at work, horrible mistake! It was my first day on the job and I was sooo nervous I get the WORST flatulence when I'm nervous! Farts smelled absolutely atrocious! God I was so embarrassed I knew everyone could hear AND smell the gassy farts coming from my cubical!, later I was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face
Due to the fact it is the only food on the list also on my Sunday dinners... I have been trying to find out whilst the whole house facts so much after wards and upon seeing this I am blaming the broccoli laugh out loud
One time my sister flooded so much she pooped her pants cause she ate broccoliV20 Comments
Don't need a gas station after eating pizza, just back up to the car and fart in the gas tank!
I ate 5 slices of pizza over the course of a few hours last night. Grossly enough the farts smelled a bit like garlic and cheese which had been laid thick on the slices. It's midafternoon right now and I'm still ripping out garlic/cheese scented farts. Pizza has my vote.
I ate pizza yesterday and farted all the rest of the day
I fart too much due to my unhealthy obsession with Pizza. - PizzaGuyV12 Comments
Made eggplant for the first time and I have been farting every 10 seconds for over an hour! Even the dog wont stay in the room anymore!
WOW and the Smell... I almost made my eyes water, had to roll down the window. It has been almost 24 hrs and I'm going off like a brick of firecrackers.
Roasted some eggplant, my husband is so gross he won't stop farting and excusing himself to the bathroom! But I'm mega tooting myself, will not be a romantic evening! Might as well watch Law and order cause there is nothing less romantic than that, plus after eggplant booty!
I found this site by looking up "farting after eating eggplant." I have been experiencing none-stop horrific gas since last night. I now know why... It was the eggplant dinner I ate.V20 Comments
My mom just mad eggs rolls with some nasty cabbage I think cause our guts are both rumbling with firey farts
Had sauerkraut tonight. Can't stop rippin it.
Had cabbage at work, farts smelled like broccoli mixed with eggs, was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face
I can't stop farting. My guts!V20 Comments
They make me fart like crazy
I find eating a good amount of rice makes me release up to 10 to 15 mins worth of gas.
I have a coworker that farts all the time after drinking mountain dew!
I drank a pint of fizzy tonic water before bed last night and didn't burp it out. About an hour ago I went to the toiled at let out one all mighty trumpm, it lasted about ten seconds.
Mountain Dew and Pepsi, Farts A lot! - pjh4109
I drank a load of Pepsi when we were going somewhere and I was farting like crazy!V15 Comments
The worst smelling farts a human could produce. I try to get vegeterian refried they don't make me pass gas, it's the traditional refried that do it. I just blew one out I can't take the smell myself I mean the vapor trail is hot and smells intoxicating.. broccoli gets me also but not as bad..
Beware, Refried beans will set off a nuclear bomb in your underwear.
I just had a bowl of beans and I started so much I stunk up the whole house for 2 days.
I made dogs throw upV5 Comments
A huge bowl of Harvest Crunch does it for me every time, even my neighbors hate me on those days!
... This is the whole reason I got on ths website. Laugh out loud. I been farting so much. Its ridiculous. TOO MUCH CEREAL, NO MORE CEREAL 4 ME.
Oh God, I don't eat much foods, but when I eat cereal, my stomach doesn't want to go unheard, and I rip 'em all morning!
Tell me about itV9 Comments
I are pasta and farted up a storm
If I eat several roasted garlic bulbs - the farting is really bad with bloating. The farting is right at 60 second intervals and of large volume and sulfer smell. Causes more gas than any other food by far with me.
I have farted for almost a day strait. Thank god it's the weekend. I fart a lot and eat anything I want. I ate a lot of olives stuffed with garlic the other night and have been farting more than any other time In my life. It's crazy!
I know not why, I only know the result, and for me it only takes a sprinkle. As I submit this opinion I fear these shall be my final words, garlic causes epic farts for me without question, although entertaining, also painful and most foul. Oh no... Save yourself!
I farted so hard I had to sleep on the couch - ImyourstalkerV9 Comments
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BananaPhone!
One banana isn't so bad. But if I eat two or more, I'm farting the rest of the day.
I love bananas and it's my favorite food but, However they never make me fart hehe... - MeaganSaysHI
You guys need to sing this one banana two banana fart fart - OniiReplayzV5 Comments
When I eat chikn fried, baked, grilled, Oh my god. I fart so much that it makes me laugh which makes me fart even more. I love chicken, but it hates me. Oh well. I'll just sleep on the couch. My girlfriend doesn't need a Dutch oven!
I recently realized that my intermittent farting spells have been caused by chicken. I knew that eggs did this but now I know that the things that lay them also cause me to have gas.
Okay I'll see what I had last night came out like upside down volcano and it was KFC chicken - Teddy101
So that's why my class mates keep farting so much. - MeaganSaysHIV6 Comments
It gets me really really gassy you know especially if you have some weird disease however you spell it and also it is a good way to get some other crap that you need to stay alive with
I can't stop farting in class so embarrassed
Milk is worst for me because I'm intolerant. Makes my body explode.
I just don't tolerate milk well.V8 Comments
I am poisoning my wife right now. Lentil soup produces positively toxic flatulence.
Anything with lentils will make you pop. Once I made a Dahl for a first date, v bad choice.
I made baked chicken with mushroom sauce today for my husband and I for dinner and we have been farting up a storm. It doesn't stink at all it's just so much gas I think I'm gonna open a gas station.
Tremendous amount of gas lasts for hours:)
Even a small amount on pizza.
Shrooms (the drug) makes u farts smell bad!V5 Comments
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