Foods That Make You Fart

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1
Baked Beans
I LOVE BAKED BEANS AND I ROCK AT FARTS!
MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS I AM GONNA PUT A HOLE IN THE COUCH
Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you "toot".
Last night I was eating beans and in bed I farted so much that I had to run out of the room holding my nose and I had to spray a strong smelling deodorant it the smell ranked
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2Eggs
I ate eggs for breakfest, and believe it or not I was farting so much the teacher made me leave the classroom.
Oh no I had eggs for dinner on my hamberger! I am planning on farting in my brothers room when he is in the shower it is going to stink! Epic
Me and some mates have a yearly festival on the 4th Thursday of February! Its called Bregfest: the festival devoted unashamedly to bread and eggs! The flat smells so bad afterwards! Love it!
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3Onions
I had french onion soup for dinner tonight. Hubby was not happy when he got home.
I ate some cooked onions and now I am farting propane non stop!
Onion Rings produce flatus 6 - 8 hours after consumption. The resultant flatulence frequency is mind blowing as well as room clearing. My mates have a seasonal Friday evening gathering after eating boxes of onion rings fron Burger King for lunch. The morning poo isn't a pleasant texture but smells perfectly like onion. Great for laughs but not good for your guts or the pizza delivery guy you fart on as you close the door.
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4Eggplant
Made eggplant for the first time and I have been farting every 10 seconds for over an hour! Even the dog wont stay in the room anymore!
WOW and the Smell... I almost made my eyes water, had to roll down the window. It has been almost 24 hrs and I'm going off like a brick of firecrackers.
Starting making Sinigang and filipino dish that calls for eggplant and I was non-stop farting and it smelled bad too.
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5Curry
My wife is asleep on the couch, she came to bedroom and started checking the floor for dog poo only to discover the smell was from between the sheets haha
I've had this tonight... Oh god, I can't stop farting! Ah
Give me a good vindaloo and I have explosive farts for two days! Especially if it's washed down with a couple of lagers...
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6Cheese
My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description.
I had cheese omlette last night before I went to bed and I could not stop farting. Every time I sat down I farted. So funny,
Cheese makes THE worst farts
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7Brussel Sprouts
Just found out why my girl has to sleep at her place tonight
I AM WORKING ON ALL TYPES OF SPROUTS.
They make me fart a lot
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8Cabbage
Had sauerkraut tonight. Can't stop rippin it.
This will make you a farting machine
My mom just mad eggs rolls with some nasty cabbage I think cause our guts are both rumbling with firey farts
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9Fizzy Drinks
I drank a pint of fizzy tonic water before bed last night and didn't burp it out. About an hour ago I went to the toiled at let out one all mighty trumpm, it lasted about ten seconds.
I have a coworker that farts all the time after drinking mountain dew!
Mountain Dew and Pepsi, Farts A lot!

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10Broccoli
Hahaha! I had to laugh when I saw this list but, yes, my confession is that broccoli can keep me up all night.
Not only fart, but burp and bad breath.
I don't think that makes you FART,
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The Contenders

11Cereal
... This is the whole reason I got on ths website. Laugh out loud. I been farting so much. Its ridiculous. TOO MUCH CEREAL, NO MORE CEREAL 4 ME.
Oh God, I don't eat much foods, but when I eat cereal, my stomach doesn't want to go unheard, and I rip 'em all morning!
I would have never thought that eating cereal would cause my farting problem. This us very interesting for me.
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12Cauliflower
I ate cauliflower and I farted a lot I went out with friends and they were all unhappy I love farting it feels good I love guns too I have an ak 47 I'm from Libya by the way

13Fried Chicken
When I eat chikn fried, baked, grilled, Oh my god. I fart so much that it makes me laugh which makes me fart even more. I love chicken, but it hates me. Oh well. I'll just sleep on the couch. My girlfriend doesn't need a Dutch oven!
Ate some fried chicken wings and couldn't stop farting for over 3 hours, every time I hit the balk there was an allmighty trumph
That explaines a lot

14Raisins
Raisins will definitely make you fart your ass off.
GOD I can't STOP THE SENSATION

15Fiber One Bars
Try eating two for breakfast, it will give you a series of room cleaners a few hours later. My son's favorite, he'll set two then it hits him in the middle of the day at school ( he is in 4th grade). Keeps him regular.
They taste like candy bars, but you will feel like your stomach will burst every 15 minutes!
Eat these tasty healthy fiber bars and you will blow everyone out of the water with your butt! Almost every 15 mins bubble guts will hit you! This will top the fart list! Trust me!
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16Pizza
Don't need a gas station after eating pizza, just back up to the car and fart in the gas tank!
I ate pizza yesterday and farted all the rest of the day
Lay them good farts 🍕 💣 😋
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17Milk
It gets me really really gassy you know especially if you have some weird disease however you spell it and also it is a good way to get some other crap that you need to stay alive with
I can't stop farting in class so embarrassed
Milk is worst for me because I'm intolerant. Makes my body explode.
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18Goldfish Crackers
When I eat goldfish, I can't stop... So excessive amounts of goldfish will you give you the worst smelling gas you have ever had.

19Beef Stew
Why do my farts smell so bad? Oh yeah, two bowls of beef stew last night!
Bet it smells like a third bowl ah
Beef stew is a najor culprit.

20Fried Garlic
I have farted for almost a day strait. Thank god it's the weekend. I fart a lot and eat anything I want. I ate a lot of olives stuffed with garlic the other night and have been farting more than any other time In my life. It's crazy!
If I eat several roasted garlic bulbs - the farting is really bad with bloating. The farting is right at 60 second intervals and of large volume and sulfer smell. Causes more gas than any other food by far with me.
Had 3 bulbs by myself last night. It. Won't. Stop.
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21Sour Patch Kids
I can't stop farting
I agree! Those little children make me fart up a storm.
Every time I eat them, it's farting for the rest of the day.
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22Mushrooms
Shrooms man! I had some sauteed portobello with onions. With a side of melted cheese with broccolli and a 22oz of pepsi! MY GOD I HAD A MASSIVE W.A.D.? WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION! I BURNT MY NOSE HAIRS OFF AND GAGGED FOR HOURS!
Tremendous amount of gas lasts for hours:)
Even a small amount on pizza.

23Banana
One banana isn't so bad. But if I eat two or more, I'm farting the rest of the day.

24Chocolate
Hade some dark chocolate can't stop fart ing

25Vimto

26Cranberry
Smells like sulfur too.
Ate a whole bag of dried cranberries and farted when skyping My boy friend
Drank half a quart of cranberry juice and I'm stinking the place up

27Stuffing With Sausage Meat
Uh ohh christmas time is lethal
Stuffing makes me issue forth like a guilty dog. My girlfriend is threatening to have my bum removed.
Fart fart fart and then pass out with the smell

28Fried Dumplings
Run for it! The stench it is definitely unbearable

29Mexican
Last time I had mexican the gas was so bad that I got kick off the bus and had to come back later to clean the seat.
This made me fart so much I had to change my pants. Got kicked out off the bus.
I had Mexican food, and I gave myself so many ditch ovens when I hit the sack, I was choking.
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30Beer
Any kind of beer will give you the farts... Must have something to do with the fizz... My personal pick would be a nice strong lager or dark ale... Can make for some really stinky ones too especially next morning!

31Peas
I ate pea soup today... I think my husband will be sorry I did! Poor guy:/
Like a n uranium. Makes you to nuke!

32Red Velvet Cake

33Green Peppers
The worst farts as far as I am concerned. Thank goodness I don't mind the stink of my own farts. In fact, I kind of like it.
Every time I have peppers in my dinner I fart all nite long
Me to every time I eat green pepers I fart a lot

34Prunes
My dad farts a lot like 10 times or more a day after eating prunes.

35Lemon Tea

36Beef Jerky
The good thing about it though is that your farts smells the same coming out as the jerky did going in...
I am honestly not even able to stand my own farts after beef jerky
Beef jerky farts are the best, so sour

37Pickles
I noticed that I farted much less when I stopped eating pickles
My mom always has the worst farts after eating pickles at the movie theatre
I fart in bed with my wife after eating pickles
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38Yogurt
It starts straight after until it's left my body completely
I fart at least 2 times if I eat yogurt

39Fries
Today me and my family went to TGI Friday and I ate some fries. Man when I got home I was running straight to my room and locked the door after I finished farting I couldn't breath

40Coke
Gymnast- I recommend not drinking coke before you vault, because when you hit the board it's hard to hold it in.

41Bacon
I noticed after a certain meal I often have that I am gassy the whole day after. Today, after having four strips of bacon for breakfast this morning, I found that it was not the potatoes and eggs as I thought (although they likely contribute) but the bacon. I have had frequent, audible, smelly farts. This is a horrible combination.
I ate bacon this morning and farted really loud at school.every one looked at me like I had no pants

42Pork
If I eat roast pork I am farting before Mom even clears the table. It's such great family fun.
Pork is bad. Especially spare ribs!

43Spring Mix Lettuce
Love it eat it a lot, but man-it just makes me do those silent farts that are hot & reek! I mean, it's beyond offensive & it's not even the kind you can hold in. I feel bad for people sitting behind me on the train.

44Pasta
I are pasta and farted up a storm

45Mountain Dew
Love the stuff. It hates me though. Add pizza to the mix and I am emitting biological warfare of the WORST kind for 4-6 hours straight.
Every sip every fart

46Stuffed Clams

My sister ate this last night, I couldn't sleep


47Wendy's Chocolate Frosty
Am I the only one who believes they are king when it comes to flatulence?

48Lentil Soup
Anything with lentils will make you pop. Once I made a Dahl for a first date, v bad choice.

49Canned Tuna

50Lamb
Every time I eat it I can fart for England and they always smell like dog food! Yum!

51Goat Cheese
Had goat cheese today for the first time and farted for hours. I normally eat cheese now and than, in a moderate consumption rate and have not experienced such a reaction. I find low quality cheese or large portions cause gas, I don't believe this goat was low quality.

52Asparagus
Green wee and smelly bunnies.

53Stuffing
Oh my god 3 days later I'm still doing stuffing farts
Why does stuffing make your tummy feel so bad shame cause I love it.

54Skittles
Eat skittles? Then you turn into a farty pants.

55Chicken
Ugh after this chicken I couldn't stop farting my grandparents. Told me to leave the room!
Chicken always makes me blow!
It is like a gun to

56Hot Sauce
Ring of fire!
Spicy foods lead to spicy farts!
Especially if that's all youve eaten

57Corn chowder
When my marriage was on the rocks and the ex-wife and I got into some heated arguments I shared a secret out of my hoilishment. I started eating corn chowder at work and summoning up the illest smelling farts you could imagine. I'd come home and as she started nagging I started ripping tailfeathers. She got teary eyed after a half dozen and stopped her complaining. My farts may not have ended the marriage but they made the house smell indefinitely and I finally got rid of that wench. I super love my corn chowder farts.

58Coffee
Small farts but I feel them more than smell. Sometimes the French cheese stuff in those muffins as well.
Tastes good but gives you gas

59Apples
Ate a apple, can stop farting now.
I ATE APPLES AND COULD NOT STOP FARTING BUT I DID HAVE BROCCOLI AND CHOCLATE COATED SULTANA AND NUTS THAT WOULD NOT OF HELPED laugh out loud :O

60Sugar
I love sugar, can't go a day without all the types of sugar. I am always proofin gas

61Split Pea Soup

62Potato Sticks

63Bell Peppers
I am banned from eating these in my house. Even my cat looks at me, pins her ears back, and runs for the back door. The smell wakes me and my husband from a dead sleep. No more. Ever.
The farts smell exactly like peppers.

64Pickled Ramps

65Reese's Pieces
I let out a 20 second fart after eating a king size bag of these.

66Green Juice Smoothie

67Sugar free gum

68Lollypops
I can't stop farting

69Cheesecake
My fart smelled like poop com a hors

70Sprite

71Salmon

72Ice Cream
"Geez every time I eat this something smells horrible through my butthole"

73Jerk Pork

74Refried Beans
The worst smelling farts a human could produce. I try to get vegeterian refried they don't make me pass gas, it's the traditional refried that do it. I just blew one out I can't take the smell myself I mean the vapor trail is hot and smells intoxicating.. broccoli gets me also but not as bad..

75Nuts
Like a machine gun! Impressive.

76Oranges

77Pinto Beans and Yellow Hominy
If you ain't dying, you ain't trying.

78Garlic Bread
I ate garlic It was like a gun

79Lay's Cheesy Garlic Bread Chips
Made all four of us fart after eating them. Five year old said they made her booty hurt. Made mine hurt the next morning too.

80Grapes

81Coleslaw

82Pizza Rolls
Because when I eat them I couldn't stop farting

83Green Beans

84Turnips
Turnips are great for gas, maybe do the big farts on the toilet though, in case it turns in to a depth charge it will still be ok
Don't trust the farts though

85Blueberries

86Waffles
Lawson farts on them

87Apple Strudel
It is so delicious, but you have to fart after it

88Okra

89Iced Tea
Lipton ice tea I fart all day and fruit juices

90Now & Laters
Candy make you fart non stop

91Cherries
Dam I just hade a bunch of Cherie's and I was farting like crazy

92Snapple Peach Tea
Man I'm farting like crazy

93Peanut Butter
Penut butter makes you have horable bad gas.

94Pancakes

95Grits

96Sausage

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