Foods That Make You Fart
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I LOVE BAKED BEANS AND I ROCK AT FARTS!
MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS I AM GONNA PUT A HOLE IN THE COUCH
Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you "toot".
Last night I was eating beans and in bed I farted so much that I had to run out of the room holding my nose and I had to spray a strong smelling deodorant it the smell ranked
Farting is natural. But beans play an important part of that. - OliveleafV112 Comments
My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description.
Have been mostly cheese free for the past couple of months - had cream cheese last night and within half an hour was doing horrible ones. Fine again today then had more cream cheese for dinner and BOOM! Horrible farts.
My farts are so loud that the whole room stinks up. I'm a boy, and my farts are always loud, strong, and very gassy. I love the sound of my farts. They are the loudest farts I ever heard of.
I never knew cheese made you fart. I'm not very good with this stuff... - OliveleafV45 Comments
I ate eggs for breakfest, and believe it or not I was farting so much the teacher made me leave the classroom.
Oh no I had eggs for dinner on my hamberger! I am planning on farting in my brothers room when he is in the shower it is going to stink! Epic
Me and some mates have a yearly festival on the 4th Thursday of February! Its called Bregfest: the festival devoted unashamedly to bread and eggs! The flat smells so bad afterwards! Love it!
Egg farts are one of the most disgusting farts out there, after Hungry Jack's Onion Rings! They stink!V49 Comments
Just found out why my girl has to sleep at her place tonight
I AM WORKING ON ALL TYPES OF SPROUTS.
Its Christmas and yes Brussels was on menu But 24hours on I'm still farting away and they smell so bad
I don't even eat these. - OliveleafV18 Comments
I had french onion soup for dinner tonight. Hubby was not happy when he got home.
I ate some cooked onions and now I am farting propane non stop!
Onion Rings produce flatus 6 - 8 hours after consumption. The resultant flatulence frequency is mind blowing as well as room clearing. My mates have a seasonal Friday evening gathering after eating boxes of onion rings fron Burger King for lunch. The morning poo isn't a pleasant texture but smells perfectly like onion. Great for laughs but not good for your guts or the pizza delivery guy you fart on as you close the door.
Hungry Jack's/Burger King Onion Rings make me do the worst farts of all time! The smell is so putrid that it's enough to not only clear everyone, even the cat, out of the room, but also enough to make one feel nauseous!V48 Comments
My wife is asleep on the couch, she came to bedroom and started checking the floor for dog poo only to discover the smell was from between the sheets haha
Give me a good vindaloo and I have explosive farts for two days! Especially if it's washed down with a couple of lagers...
I've had this tonight... Oh god, I can't stop farting! Ah
This is a true explosiveV16 Comments
Had broccoli at work, horrible mistake! It was my first day on the job and I was sooo nervous I get the WORST flatulence when I'm nervous! Farts smelled absolutely atrocious! God I was so embarrassed I knew everyone could hear AND smell the gassy farts coming from my cubical!, later I was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face
Haha! I had to laugh when I saw this list but, yes, my confession is that broccoli can keep me up all night.
Due to the fact it is the only food on the list also on my Sunday dinners... I have been trying to find out whilst the whole house facts so much after wards and upon seeing this I am blaming the broccoli laugh out loud
One time my sister flooded so much she pooped her pants cause she ate broccoliV16 Comments
Don't need a gas station after eating pizza, just back up to the car and fart in the gas tank!
I ate 5 slices of pizza over the course of a few hours last night. Grossly enough the farts smelled a bit like garlic and cheese which had been laid thick on the slices. It's midafternoon right now and I'm still ripping out garlic/cheese scented farts. Pizza has my vote.
I ate pizza yesterday and farted all the rest of the day
Yea, pizza is bad. What's really something is that every food effects someone different.V15 Comments
Made eggplant for the first time and I have been farting every 10 seconds for over an hour! Even the dog wont stay in the room anymore!
WOW and the Smell... I almost made my eyes water, had to roll down the window. It has been almost 24 hrs and I'm going off like a brick of firecrackers.
Roasted some eggplant, my husband is so gross he won't stop farting and excusing himself to the bathroom! But I'm mega tooting myself, will not be a romantic evening! Might as well watch Law and order cause there is nothing less romantic than that, plus after eggplant booty!
Veg curry with eggplant. Two days later still trumping strong!V19 Comments
My mom just mad eggs rolls with some nasty cabbage I think cause our guts are both rumbling with firey farts
Had cabbage at work, farts smelled like broccoli mixed with eggs, was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face
This will make you a farting machine
My stomach hurt so bad I was able to fart the entire national anthem.V21 Comments
I have a coworker that farts all the time after drinking mountain dew!
I drank a pint of fizzy tonic water before bed last night and didn't burp it out. About an hour ago I went to the toiled at let out one all mighty trumpm, it lasted about ten seconds.
Mountain Dew and Pepsi, Farts A lot! - pjh4109
Not only does Pepsi make me fart a lot it makes me belch really loud. That's why I am known as the belching blocking back. All the running back has to do is follow the sound of the fart or belch coming from me to know where I'm going to block and he can get the most yards. And the best part is the stink of the fart lingers - GrossdudeV16 Comments
The worst smelling farts a human could produce. I try to get vegeterian refried they don't make me pass gas, it's the traditional refried that do it. I just blew one out I can't take the smell myself I mean the vapor trail is hot and smells intoxicating.. broccoli gets me also but not as bad..
Refried beans and fried eggs for breakfast is not a good idea, my parents made me leave the living room before I made the whole room smell.
Beware, Refried beans will set off a nuclear bomb in your underwear.
I'm a girl, I've been wet farting all dayV5 Comments
Okay my little brother smell like barf after he had tomato/noodly farts(to complicated to explain. He made our entire house 10 degrees hotter than it normally is. Whenever he eats pasta it gets a lot smelliest. We fanned it over into the neighbors yard anytime this happens.I for one think that his butt punishment for me is smelly smells. He doesn't even wash. He has made me faint before. I am rating pasta the biggest gas caused ever.
Pasta and spaghetti cause a lot of farts for me cause they have wheat try eating rice
I are pasta and farted up a stormV2 Comments
If I eat several roasted garlic bulbs - the farting is really bad with bloating. The farting is right at 60 second intervals and of large volume and sulfer smell. Causes more gas than any other food by far with me.
I have farted for almost a day strait. Thank god it's the weekend. I fart a lot and eat anything I want. I ate a lot of olives stuffed with garlic the other night and have been farting more than any other time In my life. It's crazy!
I know not why, I only know the result, and for me it only takes a sprinkle. As I submit this opinion I fear these shall be my final words, garlic causes epic farts for me without question, although entertaining, also painful and most foul. Oh no... Save yourself!
Oh yes, Banned from my house lolV8 Comments
A huge bowl of Harvest Crunch does it for me every time, even my neighbors hate me on those days!
... This is the whole reason I got on ths website. Laugh out loud. I been farting so much. Its ridiculous. TOO MUCH CEREAL, NO MORE CEREAL 4 ME.
Oh God, I don't eat much foods, but when I eat cereal, my stomach doesn't want to go unheard, and I rip 'em all morning!
Cereal because it contains sugar and oats 2 things that make u fartV10 Comments
When I eat chikn fried, baked, grilled, Oh my god. I fart so much that it makes me laugh which makes me fart even more. I love chicken, but it hates me. Oh well. I'll just sleep on the couch. My girlfriend doesn't need a Dutch oven!
I recently realized that my intermittent farting spells have been caused by chicken. I knew that eggs did this but now I know that the things that lay them also cause me to have gas.
Eating fried chicken gives my husband the most horrific farts. He is normally a deep sleeper. Tonight he woke up from a dead sleep to quickly flip over on his back because his butt was facing his CPAP machine which draws in air from the room and pumps into a mask he wears for apnea. He was afraid he'd gas himself lol
So that's why my class mates keep farting so much. - MeaganSaysHIV6 Comments
3 hours before I go to bed, I make sure I have at least 4 glasses of warm milk, this milk comb mixes perfectly in my tummy, I get the smelliest farts all night, my wife tends to send me to the couch because it smells like propane, I once farted on her sisters face when we were camping and she hasnt spoken a word to me since that. Loudest farts thus far, I love the feel of my ass getting ripped open in my work cubicle, I'm 100% sure everyone in my floor thinks that patrick the fat guy next to me rips those farts but noo they are mistaken, its all me, sweet dairy milky farts
It gets me really really gassy you know especially if you have some weird disease however you spell it and also it is a good way to get some other crap that you need to stay alive with
I can't stop farting in class so embarrassed
If dairy products such as milk and cheese cause stinky farts, it maybe a sign of lactose intolerance.V8 Comments
I am poisoning my wife right now. Lentil soup produces positively toxic flatulence.
Anything with lentils will make you pop. Once I made a Dahl for a first date, v bad choice.
Lentil soup is a major far maker!
Stephen curry all the wayV2 Comments
I made baked chicken with mushroom sauce today for my husband and I for dinner and we have been farting up a storm. It doesn't stink at all it's just so much gas I think I'm gonna open a gas station.
Tremendous amount of gas lasts for hours:)
Even a small amount on pizza.
Within half an hour of eating them, I am a fart machine!
Every single time! I should know by now.V3 Comments
It feels so good to fart it's the best thing ever I do it 24/7 like I can do it any time I want the people in the school know me for farting a lot
Hands down, cauliflower can cause some of the worse gas. Funky!
I ate cauliflower and I farted a lot I went out with friends and they were all unhappy. I love farting, it feels good.V1 Comment
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