Foods That Make You Fart

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1
Baked Beans
I LOVE BAKED BEANS AND I ROCK AT FARTS!
MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS I AM GONNA PUT A HOLE IN THE COUCH
Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you "toot".
Last night I was eating beans and in bed I farted so much that I had to run out of the room holding my nose and I had to spray a strong smelling deodorant it the smell ranked
[Newest]Almost anything I eat especially beans I'm a farting machine yea ha and I tell ya I stink the wife out almost nightly


2Brussel Sprouts
Just found out why my girl has to sleep at her place tonight
I AM WORKING ON ALL TYPES OF SPROUTS.
They make me fart a lot
[Newest]Brussels sprout farts are the worst

3Cheese
My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description.
Cheese makes THE worst farts
I had cheese omlette last night before I went to bed and I could not stop farting. Every time I sat down I farted. So funny,
[Newest]When I ate beans I farted so much that my sister thought that I was going to blow the paint off the house


4Eggs
I ate eggs for breakfest, and believe it or not I was farting so much the teacher made me leave the classroom.
Oh no I had eggs for dinner on my hamberger! I am planning on farting in my brothers room when he is in the shower it is going to stink! Epic
Me and some mates have a yearly festival on the 4th Thursday of February! Its called Bregfest: the festival devoted unashamedly to bread and eggs! The flat smells so bad afterwards! Love it!
[Newest]That's how my farts smell

5Onions
I had french onion soup for dinner tonight. Hubby was not happy when he got home.
Onion Rings produce flatus 6 - 8 hours after consumption. The resultant flatulence frequency is mind blowing as well as room clearing. My mates have a seasonal Friday evening gathering after eating boxes of onion rings fron Burger King for lunch. The morning poo isn't a pleasant texture but smells perfectly like onion. Great for laughs but not good for your guts or the pizza delivery guy you fart on as you close the door.
I ate some cooked onions and now I am farting propane non stop!
[Newest]Onions don't make you fart

6Curry
My wife is asleep on the couch, she came to bedroom and started checking the floor for dog poo only to discover the smell was from between the sheets haha
I've had this tonight... Oh god, I can't stop farting! Ah
Give me a good vindaloo and I have explosive farts for two days! Especially if it's washed down with a couple of lagers...
[Newest]Curry and beer and you could run a methane fuelled power production plant for a day.

7Eggplant
Made eggplant for the first time and I have been farting every 10 seconds for over an hour! Even the dog wont stay in the room anymore!
WOW and the Smell... I almost made my eyes water, had to roll down the window. It has been almost 24 hrs and I'm going off like a brick of firecrackers.
Roasted some eggplant, my husband is so gross he won't stop farting and excusing himself to the bathroom! But I'm mega tooting myself, will not be a romantic evening! Might as well watch Law and order cause there is nothing less romantic than that, plus after eggplant booty!
[Newest]Eggplants don't make you fart

8Broccoli
Hahaha! I had to laugh when I saw this list but, yes, my confession is that broccoli can keep me up all night.
Due to the fact it is the only food on the list also on my Sunday dinners... I have been trying to find out whilst the whole house facts so much after wards and upon seeing this I am blaming the broccoli laugh out loud
Not only fart, but burp and bad breath.
Hate to break it to you, but your breath stinks no matter what you eat!
[Newest]Broccoli don't make you fart

9Fizzy Drinks
I have a coworker that farts all the time after drinking mountain dew!
I drank a pint of fizzy tonic water before bed last night and didn't burp it out. About an hour ago I went to the toiled at let out one all mighty trumpm, it lasted about ten seconds.
Mountain Dew and Pepsi, Farts A lot!

pjh4109

[Newest]Fizzy drinks have air inside them. So when you drink them, the air goes into your body. And it will have to come out, of course. So it's very likely that you will fart or burp.

10Cabbage
My mom just mad eggs rolls with some nasty cabbage I think cause our guts are both rumbling with firey farts
Had sauerkraut tonight. Can't stop rippin it.
This will make you a farting machine
[Newest]Decided to go on the Cabbage Soup Diet.. worst farts ever! Have to run away from my own farts..

The Contenders

11Cereal
... This is the whole reason I got on ths website. Laugh out loud. I been farting so much. Its ridiculous. TOO MUCH CEREAL, NO MORE CEREAL 4 ME.
A huge bowl of Harvest Crunch does it for me every time, even my neighbors hate me on those days!
Oh God, I don't eat much foods, but when I eat cereal, my stomach doesn't want to go unheard, and I rip 'em all morning!
[Newest]I fart so much my butthole bleeds

12Milk
It gets me really really gassy you know especially if you have some weird disease however you spell it and also it is a good way to get some other crap that you need to stay alive with
I can't stop farting in class so embarrassed
Milk is worst for me because I'm intolerant. Makes my body explode.
[Newest]I just don't tolerate milk well.

13Pizza
Don't need a gas station after eating pizza, just back up to the car and fart in the gas tank!
I ate 5 slices of pizza over the course of a few hours last night. Grossly enough the farts smelled a bit like garlic and cheese which had been laid thick on the slices. It's midafternoon right now and I'm still ripping out garlic/cheese scented farts. Pizza has my vote.
I ate pizza yesterday and farted all the rest of the day
[Newest]Pizza will dominate your intestines.

14Banana
One banana isn't so bad. But if I eat two or more, I'm farting the rest of the day.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BananaPhone!
You guys need to sing this one banana two banana fart fart

OniiReplayz


15Fried Garlic
If I eat several roasted garlic bulbs - the farting is really bad with bloating. The farting is right at 60 second intervals and of large volume and sulfer smell. Causes more gas than any other food by far with me.
I have farted for almost a day strait. Thank god it's the weekend. I fart a lot and eat anything I want. I ate a lot of olives stuffed with garlic the other night and have been farting more than any other time In my life. It's crazy!
I ate a clove worth of garlic from an olive bar today. I've been farting non stop for 10 hours. Its epic because I was really bloated but each time I let rip a 4 second fart, I get to see my stomach go down a little.

16Refried Beans
The worst smelling farts a human could produce. I try to get vegeterian refried they don't make me pass gas, it's the traditional refried that do it. I just blew one out I can't take the smell myself I mean the vapor trail is hot and smells intoxicating.. broccoli gets me also but not as bad..

17Sausage
Sausage gives me a serious dose of the old rumble guts. First I get a slow gurgling sensation which works its way south until it reaches my bum, it feels like its wet, heavy and toxic, and that's BEFORE it is birthed... When it seeps out, dear god it is awful, the heat generated is tremendous and the smell... Atrocious, worst of all is the humid feeling in my pants and the constant burning sensation around my ring - piece. I usually check my trousers in the mirror to look for damp spots and never wear khaki's or chinos just in case.
I think this is where they got the idea for napalm.

18Green Beans

19Mushrooms
Tremendous amount of gas lasts for hours:)
Even a small amount on pizza.
Shrooms man! I had some sauteed portobello with onions. With a side of melted cheese with broccolli and a 22oz of pepsi! MY GOD I HAD A MASSIVE W.A.D.? WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION! I BURNT MY NOSE HAIRS OFF AND GAGGED FOR HOURS!

20Salmon
A farts non stop

21Peas
I ate pea soup today... I think my husband will be sorry I did! Poor guy:/

22Bean Burrito

23Pasta
I are pasta and farted up a storm

24Cauliflower
I ate cauliflower and I farted a lot I went out with friends and they were all unhappy I love farting it feels good I love guns too I have an ak 47 I'm from Libya by the way

25Pinto Beans and Yellow Hominy
If you ain't dying, you ain't trying.

26Fiber One Bars
They taste like candy bars, but you will feel like your stomach will burst every 15 minutes!
Eat these tasty healthy fiber bars and you will blow everyone out of the water with your butt! Almost every 15 mins bubble guts will hit you! This will top the fart list! Trust me!
Try eating two for breakfast, it will give you a series of room cleaners a few hours later. My son's favorite, he'll set two then it hits him in the middle of the day at school ( he is in 4th grade). Keeps him regular.

27Lentil Soup
Anything with lentils will make you pop. Once I made a Dahl for a first date, v bad choice.

28Beef Stew
Why do my farts smell so bad? Oh yeah, two bowls of beef stew last night!
Bet it smells like a third bowl ah

29Fried Chicken
When I eat chikn fried, baked, grilled, Oh my god. I fart so much that it makes me laugh which makes me fart even more. I love chicken, but it hates me. Oh well. I'll just sleep on the couch. My girlfriend doesn't need a Dutch oven!
I recently realized that my intermittent farting spells have been caused by chicken. I knew that eggs did this but now I know that the things that lay them also cause me to have gas.
Okay I'll see what I had last night came out like upside down volcano and it was KFC chicken

Teddy101

[Newest]So that's why my class mates keep farting so much.

30Chili
I fart within minutes after eating chili.

31Raisins
A big bowl of rasin bran, stew for a few hours, and let fly!
Raisins will definitely make you fart your ass off.
I've eaten raisins for the past few days... And oh my God!

32Bell Peppers
I am banned from eating these in my house. Even my cat looks at me, pins her ears back, and runs for the back door. The smell wakes me and my husband from a dead sleep. No more. Ever.
The farts smell exactly like peppers.
I love raw bell peppers but when I eat to much, they totally make my fart smell just like a bell pepper lmao

33Goldfish Crackers
When I eat goldfish, I can't stop... So excessive amounts of goldfish will you give you the worst smelling gas you have ever had.
One time I ate the hole bag and I farted so much every ware I went my pets left the room.
Goldfish = major farts the really stinky ones too!

34Peanut Butter
I eat a few each day for school and oh boy to the Gary's stink. I might have to go a few weeks to air out
Penut butter makes you have horable bad gas.

35Sour Patch Kids
I can't stop farting
I agree! Those little children make me fart up a storm.
Every time I eat them, it's farting for the rest of the day.
[Newest]Same and it is silent but deadly in my case

36Chocolate
My brother ate some chocolate and when it's bed time my brother farts like a machine gun.. The bathroom smelled like...
Hade some dark chocolate can't stop fart ing
I can't stop fartin after eating cookies

37Yogurt
It starts straight after until it's left my body completely
I fart at least 2 times if I eat yogurt

38Fruit

39Vimto

40Asparagus
Green wee and smelly bunnies.

41Lemon Tea

42Cranberry
Smells like sulfur too.
Drank half a carton of pure cranberry juice and sulphur smell is terrible
Drank half a quart of cranberry juice and I'm stinking the place up

43Stuffing With Sausage Meat
Stuffing makes me issue forth like a guilty dog. My girlfriend is threatening to have my bum removed.
As soon as I've ate it, it's straight out the other end in gas form
Fart fart fart and then pass out with the smell

44Fried Dumplings
Run for it! The stench it is definitely unbearable

45Beer
Any kind of beer will give you the farts... Must have something to do with the fizz... My personal pick would be a nice strong lager or dark ale... Can make for some really stinky ones too especially next morning!

46Mexican
Last time I had mexican the gas was so bad that I got kick off the bus and had to come back later to clean the seat.
I had Mexican food, and I gave myself so many ditch ovens when I hit the sack, I was choking.
This made me fart so much I had to change my pants. Got kicked out off the bus.
[Newest]My butt is like an upside volcano

OniiReplayz


47Prunes
My dad farts a lot like 10 times or more a day after eating prunes.

48Bacon
I noticed after a certain meal I often have that I am gassy the whole day after. Today, after having four strips of bacon for breakfast this morning, I found that it was not the potatoes and eggs as I thought (although they likely contribute) but the bacon. I have had frequent, audible, smelly farts. This is a horrible combination.
I ate bacon this morning and farted really loud at school.every one looked at me like I had no pants
Bacon always adds a nice bouquet

49Red Velvet Cake
Red velvet cake give me the world's worst farting ration the world like so bad like all the wetness and or things like sharking.

Teddy101


50Beef Jerky
I'm surprised Jerkey doesn't rate higher, it is one of my "go to" foods when I need to seek revenge on someone. Results are fast, and never disappoint!
The good thing about it though is that your farts smells the same coming out as the jerky did going in...
I am honestly not even able to stand my own farts after beef jerky
[Newest]The smell is unbearable

51Pickles
I noticed that I farted much less when I stopped eating pickles
My mom always has the worst farts after eating pickles at the movie theatre
I fart in bed with my wife after eating pickles
[Newest]Pickles at the movie theater?

52Green Peppers
The worst farts as far as I am concerned. Thank goodness I don't mind the stink of my own farts. In fact, I kind of like it.
Every time I have peppers in my dinner I fart all nite long
Me to every time I eat green pepers I fart a lot

53Canned Tuna

54Pork
If I eat roast pork I am farting before Mom even clears the table. It's such great family fun.
Pork is bad. Especially spare ribs!

55Fries
Today me and my family went to TGI Friday and I ate some fries. Man when I got home I was running straight to my room and locked the door after I finished farting I couldn't breath

56Coke
Gymnast- I recommend not drinking coke before you vault, because when you hit the board it's hard to hold it in.

57Spring Mix Lettuce
Love it eat it a lot, but man-it just makes me do those silent farts that are hot & reek! I mean, it's beyond offensive & it's not even the kind you can hold in. I feel bad for people sitting behind me on the train.

58Mountain Dew
Love the stuff. It hates me though. Add pizza to the mix and I am emitting biological warfare of the WORST kind for 4-6 hours straight.
I always drink Mountain Dew and I fart so much I have to go to my room and lock the Door until it doesn't smell anymore
Every sip every fart

59Stuffed Clams
My sister ate this last night, I couldn't sleep
I farted so much that I flew across the room.

Pie-Running


60Wendy's Chocolate Frosty
After I have a frosty, I become a fart rocket!
Am I the only one who believes they are king when it comes to flatulence?

61Lamb
Every time I eat it I can fart for England and they always smell like dog food! Yum!

62Corn Chowder
When my marriage was on the rocks and the ex-wife and I got into some heated arguments I shared a secret out of my hoilishment. I started eating corn chowder at work and summoning up the illest smelling farts you could imagine. I'd come home and as she started nagging I started ripping tailfeathers. She got teary eyed after a half dozen and stopped her complaining. My farts may not have ended the marriage but they made the house smell indefinitely and I finally got rid of that wench. I super love my corn chowder farts.

63Goat Cheese
Had goat cheese today for the first time and farted for hours. I normally eat cheese now and than, in a moderate consumption rate and have not experienced such a reaction. I find low quality cheese or large portions cause gas, I don't believe this goat was low quality.

64Coffee
I drink black coffee and I find I can't stop afterwards... I stand in front of the fan at work and watch peoples faces as they walk through :P
Tastes good but gives you gas
I had an ice cafe that I made and after I drank it I started farting so much, I knew it wasent the milk it was the coffee

65Apples
Ate a apple, can stop farting now.

66Stuffing
Oh my god 3 days later I'm still doing stuffing farts
Why does stuffing make your tummy feel so bad shame cause I love it.
Goes on for days!

67Skittles
Eat skittles? Then you turn into a farty pants.

68Potato Sticks

69Chicken
Ugh after this chicken I couldn't stop farting my grandparents. Told me to leave the room!
Man that KFC chicken farts up a store.

Teddy101

Chicken always makes me blow!

70Hot Sauce
Ring of fire!
Spicy foods lead to spicy farts!
Especially if that's all youve eaten

71Sugar
Terrible gas after eating sugary foods.
I love sugar, can't go a day without all the types of sugar. I am always proofin gas

72Oranges

73Split Pea Soup

74Pickled Ramps

75Reese's Pieces
I let out a 20 second fart after eating a king size bag of these.

76Green Juice Smoothie

77Sugar free gum

78Lollypops
Man the lollipops with my mommy wanted to do whatever's think she's going to die.

Teddy101

I can't stop farting

79Cheesecake

80Sprite

81Ice Cream
"Geez every time I eat this something smells horrible through my butthole"

82Jerk Pork

83Apple Strudel
It is so delicious, but you have to fart after it

84Nuts
Like a machine gun! Impressive.
Man those knots make my butt go nuts man it's like farting up a storm y'all

Teddy101


85Garlic Bread
I ate garlic It was like a gun

86Lay's Cheesy Garlic Bread Chips
Made all four of us fart after eating them. Five year old said they made her booty hurt. Made mine hurt the next morning too.

87Grapes
Fart food at it best

88Cherries
These little suckers are a farter's delight! I've eaten cherries just in time to go to bed and blow the sheets up. Wife laughs and then follows up with a fart of her own. She's quite competitive. :-)
Dam I just hade a bunch of Cherie's and I was farting like crazy
I can clear the room after a bag of cherries... To my delight and laughter!

89Coleslaw

90Pizza Rolls
Because when I eat them I couldn't stop farting

91Turnips
Don't trust the farts though
Turnips are great for gas, maybe do the big farts on the toilet though, in case it turns in to a depth charge it will still be ok

92Blueberries

93Waffles
Lawson farts on them

94Okra

95Iced Tea
Lipton ice tea I fart all day and fruit juices

96Now & Laters
Candy make you fart non stop

97Snapple Peach Tea
Man I'm farting like crazy

98Pancakes

99Grits

100White Bread
Apparently due to Chorely quick bake method, rather than traditional methods

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