Top Ten Dumbest Slang Words

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1
Swag
It actually means "Secretly We Are Gay". It was used in the 60's.
It's just stupid. The "word" just came out of the blue,
And now every stupid white 13 year old is saying it in in every
Possible context. "Swag this, swag that, look at my swag! " It's
Completely ridiculous.
Sorry but, Swag and swagger is the only word out of the ten words that seem to piss me off every time I hear it, and I'm not joking when I say it literally makes me grind my teeth when I hear it.

I don't know, or care why, but hell
It's my opinion right?
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2Noob/N00b/Newb
This is so annoying when someone calls you that on a game when you first start playing, everyone was new at the game sometime, THIS PISSES ME OFF!

dragon13304

Only low life nerds that live with there mother use this

anthonybecerra831

Don't mind somebody when he/they call you noob. They are only envious

ronluna

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3Ratchet
This word is so overused by everyone. "She ratchet! " "That outfit is ratchet! " WHERE DID THIS WORD COME FROM? It sounds stupid, it sounds ugly, words can't describe how much I despise this word.
First heard in my classroom. Yes folks it is a mispronunciation of the word wretched. Every time I hear this word I become severely agitated by the promulgation of stupidity.
How is this not the #1 spot? The first time I heard this I was completely confused. I was trying to figure out how said girl was like a tool I use on a daily basis. Hearing this makes me not want to live on this planet anymore.
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4Yolo
Yolo is suppost to teach you to enjoy life before you die. Now its an excuse to be an idiot. I hate my generation so much now..
You Only Live Once. So at least one time in your life, scream YOLO in your house, your office, you're school, maybe your funeral. And laugh. You only live once, might as well use this word and emphasize your desire to live and make others hate you. It won't matter once you reach the underground. :P
No just no, I just can't stand that word and its use over and over and over and over and over and over again and again and again and again... Kmn (kill me now) should come straight after Yolo intact with so much of its use just replace it..
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5Shorty
When I was young, a shorty was just a bit of a teasing nickname for parent/grandparents/whatever adults to call their kids/relatives/whatever. Now it's apparently a nickname for your girlfriend? It's usually said by the whitest of white boys, too (looking at you, Bieber! ) I understand that it's a word not intended for me, but come on. Do you really think your girl appreciates being called short? What if she's taller than you (looking at you AGAIN, Bieber! )
I don't get it either. It started as some regional slang for Atlanta rappers and everyone jumped on the bandwagon apparently. I know slang doesn't need to make sense but "shawty" is just ridiculous.
way overused only should be used if they are called shorty. Why is it used so much in music
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6Gay
it's stupid how some guys use this word, if they don't like something, they say "that's gay"; I am tired of watching comments like "metalcore is gay"

rock2metal

1. Gay shouldn't even have insulting connotations. Because someone being gay is NOT a reason to a) be ashamed and b) cause any upheaval at all. People should finally accept that there's no one good way to love any other human being.
2. People who do use it as an insult are massive poopieheads!
3. Word!
The actual definition of gay means being happy and carefree. The version everyone uses is slang.
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7Duh
it annoys me when people use this word like 'duh, eww I hate it, duh you're wrong, duh, the worst, duh, the most annoying comment, word, saying, phrase, letters, paragraph, parts of speech, slang words, everywhere when talking, speaking, writing, chatting, typing, anything. I can see also this word in this site and youtube.

ronluna

Everyone says it when you do something wrong my 4th grade class says it its annoying I hate even hearing the word
Duh!
There was this girl in my class who thinks shes perfect and hot smart who said duh ALL THE TIME it was so anoying
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8Word
THIS JUST ANNOYS ME SO MUCH. I was reading this book and the person said Word like in every sentence and finally I just decided I couldn't read the book since she said it every 2 friggin' seconds!
Completely meaningless, why would you say it if you don't have anything to say. If you want to say something, just say it, saying "word" has no meaning, so don say anything.

HarCher

Me 2, it's like a word used in agreement but it's really irritable and doesn't actually make sense
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9Dat
The word is "that" its really not that difficult to say.
"is" "that" "the"... Is it so effing hard to pronounce and to spell things intelligently?!?
I truly don't believe that half the people who type this word on the internet would actually SAY it like this if they were speaking the sentence out loud.
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10Like
Correct uses of this word:
"Like" used as a verb:
- I like potatoes.
- Do you like video games as much as I do?
"Like" used as a preposition:
- He wants to be like Tim Tebow.
- I am sick of being treated like a child.
"Like" used as a conjunction:
- I felt like I was kicked in the shins.

Incorrect uses of this word:
"Like" as a meaningless filler:
- I, like, want to, like, go to the, like, movies.
"Like" in the place of "said":
- My teacher was like, "In the Stone Age, people were hominids. "
Like is an annoying word that is said by preppy teenage girls. This one girl at my school sounds like this " like didja like see Miley Cyrus she was so like awesome and pretty. And her songs are like totally cool and if you hate her your like totally not cool"
'Duh' is almost as bad as 'like'. I despise hearing kids say this all the time. It's ridiculous. I imagine all those blank spaces in-between thoughts in their head and they fill them up with all those 'likes' and such, oh my goodness how annoying! And you would think they wouldn't have any 'like' on online posts - nope! (oh yeah so like I went trick or treating and it was like yeah awesome so yeah. )
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The Contenders

11Dawg
I rember when DMX was real popular and used to say this in all his songs, so naturally everyone started sayin it and wont stop

Chris-1

I never use this unless I'm trying to be stupid.

username34

Don't dis Goofy from Mickey Mouse! 'hot dawg'
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12Homie (s)
I couldn't find 'Brap' so I settled with this one.
Someone called me this once and I almost smacked him because I thought he said homo.
This word should'nt even be on this list. It's a perfectly normal word & who ever has a problem with the word homies, probably does'nt have any Homies because there probably a snotty, close-minded, astintatios prick!
If your white don't use this term make you look fake like you probably (R)
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13N****
It's horrible and racist, and yet some idiots think they can say it because it was used by some stupid rapper.
Its not offensive or racist! It means "to be lazy" or in another way that someone used mean "rude, unintelligent, arrogant person" so racism isn't even a factor! Get out of "Slave times" as even whites and Mexicans and other races was called this as well. as my family says its only okay for black, African American can only say this as its referred to one another! So if its offensive to your race then stop using it dumbass
If its so offensive to blacks then why do they constantly use it in music, television and movies.

egnomac

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14Yo
Doesn't I get annoying when you constantly hear rappers and DJs saying this at discos?
YO is another weird way of saying' "broh"

15Dope
Simply Dope This word is so overused by everyone. "simply dope! " "That outfit is simply dope" WHERE DID THIS WORD COME FROM? It sounds stupid, it sounds ugly, words can't describe how much I despise this word
This word is supposed to be used describe people with tin foil IQ's.
BoOom! Make me feel high. Tsk tsk
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16Hootie
ive never even heard of this word but it just sound so annoying

kumo9

I don't know WHAT this means, and quite frankly, I don't care. A lot of people have that word that grates on their nerves. Some don't like the word "poop", can't stand the word "flesh", etc. "Hootie" is the PERFECT combination of sound to instantly piss me off.
I have never even heard of this tragedy, yet it compels me to hatred so strongly. I hate all the words on here, accept groovy, which is just... great!

QuarantineGames

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17Tight

In any context other than originally meant.


18Twerk
This is just, oh I can't even. I don't know anything about it accept that a) white girls can't do it and b) I can't do it. But what I do know is big booty big booty big booty. Some are just twerkhards... Haha who am I kidding? TWERKK
This word is stupid. Even though it was invented around 2012

Harri666


19Baller
Baller etymology comes from sad notion that in order be successful in the African American community one has to be a ball player - hence Baller. It's neither dumb nor pointless, but it is sad.
If you're ghetto trying to say this, it sounds white, think about it.. BallER.. Its dumb and pointless.

20Kewl
Dumbest thing ever. Especially bad when someone over the age of 12 uses it. cool and cool have the same amount of letters. It's like my 87 year old grandma saying something is "totally rad". It's stupid. Grown ups should stop.

21Bitch
This word is offensive and demeaning.
Trashy words for trashy people.
Lame
Stupid
That's how your fat mama said while yelling at your neighbors! Just hit her with a frying pan!
They actually sat it when they don't know what it means
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22Porn
Porn isn't slang, it's short for pornographic. But still, it's really gross.

username34


23Hella
seriously, I can't figure out what the hell this means.

cameron331

It's means a lot, such as, I'm making Hella money!

24Mirin
This is the greatest slang word ever who ever came up with this is a legend I want to meet them and shake there hands. I bet they have hot as girlfriends and should become male models
This word is so amazing, the creator of this must be the man! This is the greatest slang word ever who ever came up with this is a legend I want to meet them and shake there hands. I bet they have hot as girlfriends and should become male models
Only meateads use this word.

25-izzle
Chillax Bro, lets hang out in the fohizzle sizzle fizzle shizzle hizzle. Sizzlin shizzle. It annoys me the most when grownups say it. I'm sorry I only understand English!
That word makes me want to punch whoever said it right smack in the face.

MegaToolica

What? This is the most cliche slang term ever! Also, it makes you sound ultra-stupid. I can't give it credit for creativity either, since all you do is add izzle to a word.
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26Cray
It gets really annoying people say it because they are to lazy to say crazy its not that hard
This needs to be way higher on the list of dumb words. Just saying!
It's the most dumb stupid annoying word ever
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27Shawty
This doesn't deserve to even be called a word...

Celestius

One of the girls in my rugby team name is shawty so I don't think it a dumb for but it really isn't word

28Groovey
What is this, the 70's? We aren't Scooby doo and the"gang" in the mystery machine.

29Lol
The thing that's worse than laugh out loud is when people actually SAY it. Unless you actually laughed out loud, then don't say laugh out loud. And if you DID laugh out loud, then you don't have to say it either, because you just LOLed
Like laugh out loud this list is so laugh out loud and this stupid word is so overused laugh out loud.

luisprado

Laugh out loud is unnatural. People should laugh when they find something funny.
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30OMG
Thou shalt not take thy Lord's name in vain. This word downplays how serious that is to break a commandment
Almost as bad as laugh out loud

31Literally
people always misuse the word literally: "oh there was LITERALLY a million people in front of me in line today" "that was LITERALLY awesome"
This is LITERALLY the worst word . Literally..
Yes, this annoyed me ever since I saw Jeanine Garafalo in King of Queens say it. I don't think people really say it anymore.

32Fail
It's just really annoying. You drop something. It's a fail. You fall over. It's a fail. So annoying. Also, when you fall over and people yell, "A-O! " It really bugs me so much.

PositronWildhawk

I HATE THIS WORD! How is falling over, dropping something, making a mistake or really anything that isn't done perfectly a "fail! "? So annoying. Everyone at my school says it and I'm sick of it!
I use this word ALL THE TIME
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33Ballin'
This annoys me to no end

34Ya'll
First of all, people in Texas do not talk like hillbillies and NONE of us say Howdy. We use proper english with no more slang words than any other state. Northerns say "yous guys" and "don't ya know" so how could it possibly be stupid or make us idiots to say y'all. Really ~ grow up!
No person from the south talks like that nothing but some dumbass stereotypes I'm from Louisiana I say y'all but I don't say it like a dumbass redneck hillbilly
Y'all stands for You all. Yet Texas idiots say it all the time when they're talking to one person. Here's a typical Texas sentence. "Y'all think I'm perdy? " or "I ain't got no reason to be liking' ya'll. " Idiots.

Pikachulover1

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35Oohhhh!
yeah, we get it, you don't need to go on for 30 seconds.
Hey, this is a kind of thing I HAVE to do! I'm clueless. But you don't have to exaggerate and hold it long until you face turns purple. That's just dumb.

36Flangsta'

37Pwned
Yea it's a word unintelligent people use when you completely refute their arguments and they have nothing else to say so they declare themselves the winner by saying they "pwned" you. It's a way for dumb people to make themselves feel smart basically.
This word is used by unintelligent people to try and appear smart after they declare themselves the winner of an argument. A truly intelligent person would not do this after winning a debate.
The most annoying thing to be said to U. Who do they think they are?

ronluna


38Swerve

39Eww
Very annoying one of the most annoying thing, word, phrase with the words corny, duh, loser and pawned

ronluna

Overdone and drives me insane

40Imma
I hate this because of that black eyed pea song "imma be" playing over and over again in work!
I HATE this word! Luckily not very much people use this word on this website.

funnyuser


41Trippin' ,Trip,
If aren't stumbling, and you aren't on vacation, its not a trip and you are not trippin.
You have obviously never done shrooms (;

42Dis

43Bling

44Salty/salt
I'm tired of this word! Every boy in my class say salty to everyone when someone does something wrong or gets "PWNED" I also hate that word to.
You're not describing food thanks.

45Boss

46Retarded
I say this a lot.

47Ratchetness
Just because you add a suffix to the word ratchet doesn't make it any less annoying. What happened to proper English? You would assume that schools no longer offer literacy/ language arts classes. The younger generation is trying to create their own language, and we'll see how "successful" they are in 10 years.

48Sick
"That's sick, " when used to describe something that is really good. Idiocy!
This should be number 1 everyone think its school popular word in britain
It is a a negative word, and should be used to describe bad things. Not like this.
"Yeah, bruv, that Call of Duty game was like, sick, man, yeah? "
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49Innit

This is the worst word EVER! Salford, England, is the worst place for this. Almost all the locals say it, and it really gets on my nerves, and it does my head in!...


50Dude
If people knew the technical definition of this, hey probably wouldn't say it so much.
The actual definition is camel poo

Harri666

This used to be another word for camel poop

51Crap
My dad said this was a swear word but you shouldn't say it anyway everyone says it it's dumb

that is crap
you are crap
that band is crap
everything that people says the word CRAP are really the ones who are CRAP

ronluna

They're crap. Crap crap mega crap

52Waaaazzuuuup?
This "word" makes me literally want to dig a hole and jump right in it. When someone says it to me I ignore them and leave that hand hanging. No high-five from me if you grin and say "Waaazzup? "
It sounds like they are dumb asses with hangovers when they say it

53Epic
It's overused and used improperly. When everything that is eye-catching is called "epic, " it sound stupid.

54Shiesty/Shiester

It means that the person is messed up.. Like if they do something shady or sneaky to you..

I don't have a clue as to what it means but everyone at my school says it and it drives me crazy!


55Woot
This makes me shiver, even when it's just written down. Just awful.
No one says 'woot! ". If they do, they're idiots. Now, "Woo! " I hear people actually yell. Just remove the 'T' and all is well.

56Bruh/Bruhh
It's so annoying it was brother/brutha (60's-70's) then it was bro (70's-present) then brah (80's) now f***ing bruh. I'm sorry if I'm the only one annoyed by this but people need to stick to one thung. I'm surprised people never said like brootherio or something. I just wanna make a parody of this world and have people say "sup, sibling! "

57Eren

58Ain't
This annoys me. I hate this word. who came up with this!? Should not be a word.
I hate this word. Who came up with it?
It doesn't make sense! Who would say "I are not doing nothing. "? Ain't doesn't change the meaning!

59Legit
Like legit. This word is legit the worst. Gosh. Save us all some air and stop using it for words like legit. Go die in a hole if you want to be legit.
Ne, this word is so lame, I feel like slapping myself every time it accidentally slips out.
People only say it for the sake of saying it.

60Clutch
WHAT, WHERE DID THIS COME FROM, WHO SAID THIS, I MEAN SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES "CLUTCH" MAKE ANY SENSE TO DESCRIBE ANYTHING TO!?!
Clutch= cool

Big fan of most stupid slang but this one and "ratchet". Have been making my teeth smaller. Feel me?
It was used in Call of Duty when a lat alive killed the entire enemy team.

61Snap
this is the dumbest thing ever said

62Oopsies
OH DEAR! It sounds like a a little 1st grader when he drops something or so!

63Corny
How this word even made? By eating corns? Are corns not cool?

ronluna


64Geez

65Jerk
one of the most annoying words ever

ronluna


66Biatch
Is it too hard to just say Bitch?
This is what Arabic said on the hustler, because they can't say "B****".

67Shazam
This isn't slang! [DEFINITION TIME! ] Shazam-noun-the word said by the fictional character Captain Marvel/Shazam used to summon his superpowers. Shazam is an anagram for, wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury. Therefore shazam is not slang!

68Dardy

69Derp

70Jawn

I'm not even sure how to spell it but it's usually like: Get dat Jawn. So it's prety mucn used as any noun. Now there's slang and then there's just plain lazy stupidity!


71Dumb
this is very dumb stupid the car is dumb you are dumb everything is dumb
thats why dumb is the most annoying and dumb slang word

ronluna


72Loser

73Cheesy

74FTP

75Doh
To me,"Doh" just spells out ignorance, however it is funny when homer Simpson says it on comedy channel

76Much

77Trill
I hate this word so much that it gives me bloody diarrhea, and it makes me cry on the inside. This is a perfect example of a very crappy word and it should never be used.

78Prove It

This is the best phrase ever.


79Heat!

80Coral
Sumbuddy sed dis tu mee

81Deuces
This word it just flat out annoying and it makes absolutely no friggen sense

82Mate
Lmao what is this crocidile dundee

83Douche

84Den

85Pimpin
No real g's be saying it!

86Wangsa'

87Flame

88Schawing

89Shabbap

90Goon

91Nother

92Brap

93Whatup?

94Butthead

95Deadass
What is this piece of garbage.

96Doin

97Foo
The word is fool, it's not that difficult to say

98Diggin'

99Chillaxin'
Chilling (in itself may annoy many) and relaxing cleverly put together as one annoying word, trying to convince others that you are just way too mellow to care.

100The Skinny
Meaning ( Inside information or the real facts )
The skinnyy, tell me the skinny. I hope ders not too much ratcheness in the skinny. Das ham. Peep, bangin'.

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