Top Ten Ways to Kill Scarlett Johansson

The Top Ten

1 Cut off Her Head

Danteem you suck what did she do. I wonder how you react if someone made a list how to kill luigi. Yeh thatll show you. I guess its because shes hotter than you. Your probaly a fatass play video games on a beambag. Haha dumbass

Umm... Do you have a vendetta against her or something?

2 Pull off Her Skeleton

That's Sub Zero's Fatality from Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance.
- Danteem

3 Cut Her in Half

This is the same thing as the first one

4 Shoot Her With a Machine Gun

5 Shoot Her With a Sniper Rifle

6 Choke Her to Death

7 Stab Her to While She's Sleeping

8 Send Her to Syria

9 Have her jump off the Empire state building and land on Danteem

10 Stab Her Heart

The Contenders

11 Boil her in a sulfur acid bath

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