Top 10 "1,000 Ways to Die" Deaths

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21 Ex'ed Ex

An ex-boyfriend is stalking his ex & her new boyfriend on there date on a hay-ride. He proposes to her & she says yes. So the ex ( who was trying to scare them with a skimask & an ax) jumps out & onto the hay-ride with the ax in hand. He gets punched out by the boyfriend & falls from the trailer. & gets run over by the trailer, crushing his abdomen & splitting him in half

Cause of death... Bisection

22 Back-Broke Mountain

An angry married couple are on a hike. The husband actualy plans on murdering her, making it look like an accident & spending the life insurance money with his mistress. But he ends up falling all the way down the mountain & breaking everything in his body & dies at the foot of the mountain

Cause of death... Injury

I saw that this summer. I was like, "what the hella? That's dumb" and it is.

23 Greased Is The Word
24 Dead Meteorite

A random dude at a party gets a struck by a meteorite. Needless to say, he did not deserve it. - Pony

25 I-Boned

Death by phone- I'm now scarred for life

26 Butt Plugged
27 Master E-Raced
28 Pissed Off
29 Electro Cutie
30 Udderly Ridiculous

A man masturbates with a cow heart connected to a battery that he plugs in. The electricity causes the heart to pulsate. He dies of electric shock.

Who the catfur masturbates with a cow heart? - Catacorn

31 Squirreled Away

A man walks in a store only to find the shop owner who was
Foaming from the mouth. Why? Days ago the shop owner had spotted a squirrel and shot it down for taxidermist purposes and eats it as a sandwich (literally). Little did he know that the squirrel had been infected with the rabies virus. Days later he foams a lot and dies of multiple organ failure and central nervous system shutdown

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32 Titty Titty Bang Bang

A woman's implants explode on a plane.

This is my favorite death... - Pony

Boobs grow huge, BOOMM

33 Pain Saw

A man swings a chainsaw by it's cord, but strangles himself and the chainsaw cuts off his head

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34 Another One Up the Butt
35 Extinguished
36 Pop and Lox
37 Waste Dead
38 Kill Bill (And Billie)
39 Chess Pain
40 That Popsicle

She was tranna be cute suckin on a Popsicle and she fell and it got shoved down her through

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