Top 10 "1,000 Ways to Die" Deaths
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A strongman named Angus used so much of his strength till his ass explode lmaoV 1 Comment
An angry married couple are on a hike. The husband actualy plans on murdering her, making it look like an accident & spending the life insurance money with his mistress. But he ends up falling all the way down the mountain & breaking everything in his body & dies at the foot of the mountain
Cause of death... Injury
I saw that this summer. I was like, "what the hella? That's dumb" and it is.
A random dude at a party gets a struck by a meteorite. Needless to say, he did not deserve it. - Pony
Death by phone- I'm now scarred for life
A man masturbates with a cow heart connected to a battery that he plugs in. The electricity causes the heart to pulsate. He dies of electric shock.
Who the catfur masturbates with a cow heart? - Catacorn
A man walks in a store only to find the shop owner who was
Foaming from the mouth. Why? Days ago the shop owner had spotted a squirrel and shot it down for taxidermist purposes and eats it as a sandwich (literally). Little did he know that the squirrel had been infected with the rabies virus. Days later he foams a lot and dies of multiple organ failure and central nervous system shutdown
A woman's implants explode on a plane.
This is my favorite death... - Pony
Boobs grow huge, BOOMM
A man swings a chainsaw by it's cord, but strangles himself and the chainsaw cuts off his headV 2 Comments
She was tranna be cute suckin on a Popsicle and she fell and it got shoved down her through
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