Top 10 Best Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

Well well well, look who stumbled into the mindscape. Thought you were just gonna scroll through some cozy little cartoon quotes and move on with your day? HA! Welcome to a list where the laws of logic take a vacation and chaos takes center stage. Just the way I like it. You're about to dive into the snark, the sass, and the straight-up cosmic lunacy of Bill Cipher. Triangular, terrifying, and totally quotable.

These aren't your typical cartoon catchphrases, by the way. No golly gee whiz or aw shucks nonsense here. No, no. These are the lines that ooze menace, drip sarcasm, and occasionally threaten the very fabric of the multiverse. Some are short and sweet like a slap to the face. Others are long enough to make you question how much coffee the writers were drinking. But all of them? Pure, unfiltered Cipher.

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The Top Ten
Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram.

Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!

This one really speaks to me. This is how I see the world I want to live in.

It makes us all question the government. That's a good thing!

Pain is hilarious!

I watched a video of a kid getting flipped over and falling on her face while her mother was trying to help her hit a piñata. I started laughing and then I thought of this quote.

Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently, Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...

I feel just like Bill in this. Pain to me is just a small tickle in my body without the feeling of intense burning.

It's funny how dumb you are.

Always wanted to say it to someone, never could.

I need to say this to one of my friends.

That one moment when I'm in a group project and everyone expects me to do all the work.

This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down, and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all to Weirdmageddon!

Bill Cipher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory, so maybe he recovered Bill.

I've got the entire intro to this episode memorized. I'm such an obsessive geek.

I love Bill Cipher and I support his way of living.

Hey, want to hear my impression of you in about three seconds? AHHHHH!

When I watched that episode, I was like, wow Bill, you're very good at impressions.

Hey, want to hear my impression of you in about three seconds? AHH! It is hilarious!

Accurate. Bill could be a great impressionist.

Here, have a head that's always screaming.

Thanks! It's what I've always wanted!

I'm going to drink it like a human.

I keep doing this with my sparkling ice.

A.X.O.L.O.T.L., my time has come to burn, I invoke the ancient power that I may return! Stanley!!!!!

This is my favorite quote. I say it all the time. Now all I need to know is what A.X.O.L.O.T.L. means... P.S. Anyone want to summon him?

Thanks, Bill! Now I know what incantation to use next time someone tries to kill me.

This is my favorite quote, I think.

You are smart. Especially the fat one.

The opposite is true in my friend group.

Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!

The Newcomers

? Don't trust Stan.

You may not know this one, but just watch Film Theory and you will understand.

? Race you to the bottom of the stairs!
The Contenders
Deer teeth! For you, kid!

I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.

How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face?

That isn't the right quote. It was How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?

It's just funny because it sounds like what I would say if I were evil.

I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster.

'I'll hold my horses... I'll hold them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, remember: the universe is a hologram, reality is an illusion, buy gold! BYEE!

I'm always watching you.
Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!

That sounds like... maybe burning? Like, maybe it's comparable to burning?

I'm going to have to ask my science teacher about this...

Sounds scary but smart at the same time.

Maybe not right now, but things change, Stanford Pines. Things... change.
I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Ah, yes. My favorite activity. Turning kids into corpses.

This is way better than him just saying he wanted to kill them.

But seriously, imagine just hearing Alex yell this into a microphone as you're going along with your day.

How is this so low...

Remember, the universe is a hologram, reality is an illusion, buy gold, BYEE!

For the ones that didn't get the joke, he is saying that reality has no point at all and then tells you to buy a purely materialistic thing that only has value in reality.

The one time Bill thinks deeply. One of my favorites.

I need to say this. I should have a shirt with this on.

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when. Oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

I have a theory that this is a hint about the cipher hunt... the fans met him again after about 3 months, and it was "some sunny day".

You're in the penthouse suite, kid!

One of my favorite Bill moments.

Buy gold, buy.

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

I love this quote. It's what I say to my brother when I get home!

Something I say to many people after a long trip.

This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.

Gravity Falls, it is good to be back.

One of my favorite quotes of his!

Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time.

I think I know a guy!!
For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

I like this one. It is awesome. Once I can escape Gravity Falls, this is exactly what I will say, but that stupid force field is keeping me in.

Oh no, it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?

Oh no, Gideon's in trouble. Gideon's mind: I can buy and sell you, old man... oh wait, you're not my dad.

Haha, I was like Stanley, Stanford, you ruined it by bickering!

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