Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

The Top Ten
1 Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram

Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!

This one really...speaks to me. This is how I see the world I want to live in.

It makes us all question the government... That's a good thing!

Yep, this has been one of my favorite quotes for a long time.

2 Pain is hilarious!

I watched a video of a kid getting flipped over and falling on her face while her mother was trying to help her hit a pinata. I started laughing and then I thought of this quote.

Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...

I feel just like bill in this. pain to me is just a small tickle in my body without the feeling of the intense burning

Pain is indeed hilarious. Hope I can have feelings like Bill.

3 It's funny how dumb you are

Always wanted to say it to someone, never could.

I need to say this to one of my friends.

I want to say this to someone...

Everyone knows this one

4 This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!

Bill Cypher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory so maybe he recovered Bill.

I've got the entire intro to this episode memorized. I'm such an obsessive geek

I love Bill cipher and I spot he way of living.

This is very cool and it feels powerful!

5 Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!

When I watched that episode I was like wow bill your very good at impressions.

Hey, want to hear* my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHH!
it is hilarious!

Accurate. Bill could be a great impressionist

Bill's sadistic tendencies in a nutshell.

6 Here, have a head that's always screaming

Thanks! It's what I've always wanted!

That's Bill for you!

I'd love one, thanks!

7 I'm going to drink it like a human

I keep doing this with my sparkling ice.

I find this quote hilarious.


This is my favorite quote I say it all the time.
Now all I need to know is what does A.X.O.LO.T.L. means...
P.s anyone, want to summon him?

Thanks Bill! Know I know what incantation to use next time someone tries kill me

I like to see him die

Bill will be back

9 You are smart. Especially the fat one
10 Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!

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Ahh my eye! Do you have any idea how long it took me to regenerate that?!?

"Pain is hilarious"

The Contenders
11 Deer teeth! For you, kid!

I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.

Nightmares! For you, kid!

12 How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face

That isn't the right quote :0
It was ''How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face? ''

My go to threat nowadays

I can already do that

It's just funny because it sounds like what I would say if I was evil

13 I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster

'I'll hold my horses... I'll. Hold. Them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE!

I really liked this one.

Oh, I'll hold them

My class be like:

14 I'm always watching you

And I'm watching you

15 Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!

I'm going to have to ask my science teacher about this...

Sounds scary but smart at the same time.;-;

That would be a horrible way to die.

Such a badass line bill.

16 Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...
17 I have some children I gotta make into corpses!

Ah, yes. My favorite activity. Turning kids into corpses.

This is wayyy better than him just saying he wanted to kill them

but seriously, imagine just hearing alex yell this into a microphone as you're going along with your day

*how is this so low...*

Yummy children's corpses!

Eat apples not children

18 Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE

For the one's that didn't get the joke he is saying that reality has no point at all and then tell's you to buy a purely materialistic thing that only has value in reality.

Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEERemember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEERemember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEERemember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEERemember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE

I need to say this. I should a shirt with this on.

No need to remind me

19 We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!

I have a theory where this is a hint about the cipher hunt...the fans met him again about after 3 months and it was "some sunny day"

You're in the penthouse suite, kid!

One of my favourite bill moments.

My favorite moment

20 Buy gold, buy

I thought he was saying bye to gold.

21 Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

I love this quote its what I say to my brother when I get home!

Something I say to many people after a long trip.

This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.

Yes, yes I did. My favorite quote.

22 Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back

One of my favorite quotes of his!

Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time

23 I think I know a guy!!
24 For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!

That sounds t
Like crap

I like this one, it is awesome and once I can escape gravity falls, this is exactly what I will say, but that stupid forcefield is keeping me in

25 Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?

Oh no Gideon's in trouble
Gideon's mind: I can buy and sell you old man...oh wait your not my dad

Haha I was like Stanley, Stanford, you ruined it by bickering!

Bill is my dad

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