Top 10 Best Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls
Well well well, look who stumbled into the mindscape. Thought you were just gonna scroll through some cozy little cartoon quotes and move on with your day? HA! Welcome to a list where the laws of logic take a vacation and chaos takes center stage. Just the way I like it. You're about to dive into the snark, the sass, and the straight-up cosmic lunacy of Bill Cipher. Triangular, terrifying, and totally quotable.
These aren't your typical cartoon catchphrases, by the way. No golly gee whiz or aw shucks nonsense here. No, no. These are the lines that ooze menace, drip sarcasm, and occasionally threaten the very fabric of the multiverse. Some are short and sweet like a slap to the face. Others are long enough to make you question how much coffee the writers were drinking. But all of them? Pure, unfiltered Cipher.
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Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram.
Who knows? Maybe reality really is an illusion and the universe has always just been a hologram. I love this guy, honestly even though he's the main villain I love his quotes!
This one really speaks to me. This is how I see the world I want to live in.
It makes us all question the government. That's a good thing!
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This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down, and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all to Weirdmageddon!
Bill Cipher might not be dead. Stan recovered his memory, so maybe he recovered Bill.
I just love this quote and how it embraces the madness of Weirdmageddon.
I've got the entire intro to this episode memorized. I'm such an obsessive geek.
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Pain is hilarious!
I watched a video of a kid getting flipped over and falling on her face while her mother was trying to help her hit a piñata. I started laughing and then I thought of this quote.
Sock Opera is my favorite episode. It is one of the creepiest episodes as well, partly because of the journal entry on Bipper. Apparently, Dipper's body was dead while being possessed...
Why does every funny video on the internet involve some sort of pain?
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It's funny how dumb you are.
I love this quote so much. One year, for my birthday, my best friend bought me a shirt with this quote and an image of Bill on it.
Always wanted to say it to someone, never could.
I need to say this to one of my friends.
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Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!
And yet, it regenerates after a couple of seconds.
Yes, it takes 3 years, 27 months, 55 days, and 30 hours.
"Pain is hilarious."
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Hey, want to hear my impression of you in about three seconds? AHHHHH!
When I watched that episode, I was like, wow Bill, you're very good at impressions.
Hey, want to hear my impression of you in about three seconds? AHH! It is hilarious!
Accurate. Bill could be a great impressionist.
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We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when. Oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!
I have a theory that this is a hint about the cipher hunt... the fans met him again after about 3 months, and it was "some sunny day".
Watch the end of season 23, episode 14 of The Simpsons. This song makes an appearance.
You're in the penthouse suite, kid!
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Here, have a head that's always screaming.
There's one thing to check off my wish list.
Thanks! It's what I've always wanted!
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I'm going to drink it like a human.
One year, there was this really annoying boy in my English class. He was drinking his water in a weird way, so my teacher said, "Drink it like a person!" My friends and I were cracking up.
I keep doing this with my sparkling ice.
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A.X.O.L.O.T.L., my time has come to burn, I invoke the ancient power that I may return! Stanley!!!!!
This is my favorite quote. I say it all the time. Now all I need to know is what A.X.O.L.O.T.L. means... P.S. Anyone want to summon him?
Thanks, Bill! Now I know what incantation to use next time someone tries to kill me.
This is my favorite quote, I think.
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Race you to the bottom of the stairs!
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Pinetree.
I love when he calls Dipper Pinetree. I ship it!
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You are smart. Especially the fat one.
The opposite is true in my friend group.
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I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster.
'I'll hold my horses... I'll hold them. -Mutter- You monster.'
Also, remember: the universe is a hologram, reality is an illusion, buy gold! BYEE!
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Deer teeth! For you, kid!
I thought that part was funny for some reason. I have a weird sense of humor.
Gideon was somewhat traumatized by that.
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Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!
That sounds like... maybe burning? Like, maybe it's comparable to burning?
I'm going to have to ask my science teacher about this...
Sounds scary but smart at the same time.
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How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face?
That isn't the right quote. It was How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?
It's just funny because it sounds like what I would say if I were evil.
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I'm always watching you.
I'm watching you. I'm watching you, and then he actually ends up watching them.
And I'm watching you.
Me too, Bill, me too.
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Well, well, well, well, well, well, well well well well well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!
I can't believe no one has put this one up, with the two most influential characters in the backstory meeting again after 30 years.
I am just saying, he said a lot of wells!
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I have some children I gotta make into corpses!
Ah, yes. My favorite activity. Turning kids into corpses.
This is way better than him just saying he wanted to kill them.
But seriously, imagine just hearing Alex yell this into a microphone as you're going along with your day.
How is this so low...
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Maybe not right now, but things change, Stanford Pines. Things... change.
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For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
I like this one. It is awesome. Once I can escape Gravity Falls, this is exactly what I will say, but that stupid force field is keeping me in.
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Remember, the universe is a hologram, reality is an illusion, buy gold, BYEE!
For the ones that didn't get the joke, he is saying that reality has no point at all and then tells you to buy a purely materialistic thing that only has value in reality.
The one time Bill thinks deeply. One of my favorites.
I need to say this. I should have a shirt with this on.
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Until then, I'll be watching you... I'LL BE WATCHING YOU!
Unlike other quotes, this one is actually word for word. I see other quotes that just say, "I'm always watching you." This frustrates me immensely, and I appreciate a good quote when I see it.
Some of these quotes are half-assed, and it shows that the people who wrote them put in no effort. People need to remember that quotes are meant to be exact and not paraphrased.
Sorry if this is a lot! I just get frustrated with incorrect quotes. I don't mean to undermine any people who submit a wrong quote without knowing it. I just dislike the people who know the real quotes but don't care enough to make theirs exact. Incorrect quotes mislead other people into believing the incorrect quote is actually from the show.
Thank you for actually submitting an ACCURATE quote.
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Oh no, it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?
Oh no, it's Meghan. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey, Toya, why aren't you dancing? Chop, chop, huh?
Oh no, Gideon's in trouble. Gideon's mind: I can buy and sell you, old man... oh wait, you're not my dad.
Haha, I was like Stanley, Stanford, you ruined it by bickering!
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Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.
I love this quote. It's what I say to my brother when I get home!
Something I say to many people after a long trip.
This is my favorite Bill Cipher quote.
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Gravity Falls, it is good to be back.
Literally the only line of his I had memorized.
One of my favorite quotes of his!
Shows relevance to the show and the fact he has been gone for a long time.