Most Awkward Songs to Sing In Public

There are those songs which you should never sing in a public place. These are some of the most awkward ones.

The Top Ten

1 It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls

Singing this in public must be awkward as it gets. Singing this in public is the equivalent of saying you're openly homosexual and knowing how homophobic some people are...

Women can go ahead and play this without feeling awkward.

Positron, My list is completely original. happyhappyjoyjoy never mentioned singing songs in public, he just mentioned walking down the street and NOTHING to do with the public. So could you please be less ignorant? It's not asking too much is it? - Cazaam

Especially when it's not raining men. And that will never happen so that means never sing this song in public. - funnyuser

Whereas, yes, I agree, this is essentially happyhappyjoyjoy's list. - PositronWildhawk

2 ...Baby One More Time - Britney Spears

"Hit me" could be a euphemism for sex and singing this in public may land you in an awkward position. - Cazaam

It’s a banger

3 Barbie Girl - Aqua

This song's really bad. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

Getting my bff to sing this. Mwahahaaha

Go out to your town centre, get a microphone and sing this in the most annoying voice possible. Let's see the reactions you get. - Cazaam

I'm doing this at school but say if you brush my hair I'll hit you with a chair and literally lift up a chair and point to a random person

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4 I Touch Myself - Divinyls

Oh my gosh, bad song, and worse in public. Haha. - moonwolf

The title says all... - Cazaam

I don't like this song. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

5 Whistle - Flo Rida

This song is literally about blowjobs. Don't sing in public. - Cazaam

6 Cookie - R. Kelly
7 Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO

This song is bad in the first place but singing it in public may garner a strange response... - Cazaam

Don't do it if a kid I got strange looks...

Aidan I am sing lmfao

8 My Hump - Black Eyed Peas

I would do it

Could you show my your lady hump? *slap Ouch! What was that for? - Cazaam

9 Privacy - Chris Brown
10 Marry the P***y - R. Kelly

The Contenders

11 Kisses Down Low - Kelly Rowland
12 Genie in a Bottle - Christina Aguilera

Imagine a guy making those OohoOooohoOoohhh sounds... That would be creepy to hear in public. - Cazaam

Very nce

13 Apple Berry Nana - Eric Bellinger
14 I'm Coming Out - Diana Ross

Put the speaker in your trousers as if your penis is singing it. Imagining this situation would be hilarious. - Cazaam

15 Rape Me - Nirvana

I love this song because I love getting raped

16 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Extremely disturbing and non-kid-friendly

I will never sing this anywhere no matter what.

...for obvious reasons.

Most disturbing lyrics most top words are in it I am saying t o p

17 J*** In My Pants - The Lonely Island

And now I’m posed in an awkward stance...

18 Puakenikeni - Nicole Scherzinger
19 Bitch Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator
20 I Feel Pretty - West Side Story

Just listen to the song and rehearse it. Then sing it in public. - Cazaam

LOL. Remember that one scene in Anger Management?

21 Please Me - Cardi B & Bruno Mars
22 Young, Wild, and Free - Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg

I'm surprised how no one views people like this as bad role models for the youth.

Here is the refrain.

So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed,
We're just having fun, we don't care who sees.
So what we go out, that's how it's supposed to be.
Living young, and wild, and free. - Connor360

23 Push It - Salt-N-Pepa
24 Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

Is it sexual or what?

25 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie

That's nasty

26 Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

Adding just for the sake of adding it - imacg4

My favorite song!

27 Girlfriend - Peter McConnell
28 Ding Dong Song - Günther

Best. Song. Ever.

29 Sweatshirt - Jacob Sartorius

I want to kashoot myself every time I hear this song

You hear person singing this and your cold you run up and are like ok wheres the sweatshirt.
Person is like um... ***runs away***

30 Honey - Mariah Carey
31 Booty - Jennifer Lopez
32 Club Can't Handle Me - Flo Rida
33 Closer - Nine Inch Nails
34 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
35 I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island
36 F*** Time
37 Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse
38 The Fight Song - Marilyn Manson
39 No Jesus Christ - Seether

Imagine walking by someone while singing the lyric "Put the gun in my mouth and pull the trigger! I feel so alive! "

40 (S)aint - Marilyn Manson
41 A.D.I.D.A.S. - Korn
42 Ellen Degeneres - Lil B
43 Cigaro - System of a Down
44 Kill All the White People - Type O Negative
45 Violent Pornography - System of a Down
46 My Jeans - Jenna Rose
47 O.M.G - Jenna Rose
48 Baby - Justin Bieber
49 Burnin' Up - Jonas Brothers
50 Milkshake - Goodnight Nurse
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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls
2. Whistle - Flo Rida
3. ...Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
1. Cookie - R. Kelly
2. Privacy - Chris Brown
3. Marry the P***y - R. Kelly


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