Best Dwight Schrute Quotes
Laughed for 5 minutes straight! It was the most hilarious thing I have ever heard from the office. My dad and I laugh about it all the time.
I can just imagine Dwight running up to the Dead Dog and backing away awkwardly. Hilarious!
I died of laughter when I heard this and use it just to kill akwardness well, that and when we talk about twilight. Love it!
Be careful Edward Cullen and Jacob Black! Dwight Schrute, the monster slayer is on town.
This is by far my favorite quote! I was also crying first time I heard it.
This one made me cry the first time I heard it... funniest thing ever!
Awesome, and so glad I have never run into the other 20%!
This is the funniest quote ever
The funny thing about it is that you're not even supposed to tip your urologist. It's the one thing on that list that you're not supposed to tip.
I mean, its kinda true... Laugh out loud. I think that's what makes it so funny. I don't even watch the show and this is funny.
One of Dwight's best lines ever. He needs his own show... Life on Dwight's beet farm would be hilarious... And terrifying.
Lendary. I want a book written by Dwight about his way of living in a farm.
Or his family's history.
Whith all the quotes, we could, though.
I laughed so hard at this I spilled coffee all over my couch!
Haha. I love the ridiculousness. Awesome pick-me-up.
In my opinion the best quote of all time on the Office. I just wish the UK version was as funny as the American version
Truth! Haha I myself am a woman and I definitely agree!
Best quote from the office of all time. The perfect demonstration of Dwight Schrute's character.
That guy is so Scientifically nerdy! Good conversation starter though
He said this just before he was having his picture taken.
I couldn't stop laughing when he said this. really shows you how his mind works!
Watching the reruns right now and this one cracked me up and made me look for Dwight quotes... So since it brought me to this site I figured I gotta go with it.
Simply hilarious.. Dwight is by ffaar my favorite character from the office.. Michael is pretty great also.
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
In my opinion, the most quotable thing he's ever said on the show. My friends and I recite this exact quote all the time.
You kidding me? The seriousness in Dwight's face as he spouts out this line.. I can't stop laughing!
Funniest thing he's ever said
I love this entire scene...
Its such a classic dwight moment and probably one of his best quotes ever
Just his tone of voice makes it hilarious, I laugh like every single time I hear it lmao
Dwight is just going along and you're thinking, "wow he is being really empathetic here", and then he says that... Laugh out loud!
This one is hilarious because of the situation he said it in; Pam was crying and that's how he handled the situation.
This quote is so ridiculous it is probably the bet quote I have ever heard in any T.V. show. Oh god I love the office
Hilarious! Exactly the type of thing Dwight would do
I think he said 'resorbed'
Every time I hear this one it makes me want to throw up from laughing so hard!
I think it's misquoted. He says it a little differently. But it's still awesome. I quote this sömetimes.
Even with the most ridiculous ideas, Jim always gets the better of Dwight!
I've watched this episode, dwight is so funny!
I believe it's "Damn, Jim! He put my stuff in jello again! "
Honestly Dwight's funniest quote of all time. I laugh every time I read this one
One of the funniest quotes
Such wisdom should be on public display. At least 1 posted every square mile in Minnesota.