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I can just imagine Dwight running up to the Dead Dog and backing away awkwardly. Hilarious!
Laughed for 5 minutes straight! It was the most hilarious thing I have ever heard from the office. My dad and I laugh about it all the time.
I can just imagine him with a hunting rifle aiming out his living room window.
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This one made me cry the first time I heard it... funniest thing ever!
Awesome, and so glad I have never run into the other 20%!
This is by far my favorite quote! I was also crying first time I heard it.
This is the funniest quote ever
I mean, its kinda true... Laugh out loud. I think that's what makes it so funny. I don't even watch the show and this is funny.
The funny thing about it is that you're not even supposed to tip your urologist. It's the one thing on that list that you're not supposed to tip.
One of Dwight's best lines ever. He needs his own show... Life on Dwight's beet farm would be hilarious... And terrifying.
I laughed so hard at this I spilled coffee all over my couch!
Haha. I love the ridiculousness. Awesome pick-me-up.
Lendary. I want a book written by Dwight about his way of living in a farm.
Or his family's history.
Whith all the quotes, we could, though.
In my opinion the best quote of all time on the Office. I just wish the UK version was as funny as the American version
Truth! Haha I myself am a woman and I definitely agree!
Best quote from the office of all time. The perfect demonstration of Dwight Schrute's character.
I couldn't stop laughing when he said this. really shows you how his mind works!
That guy is so Scientifically nerdy! Good conversation starter though
He said this just before he was having his picture taken.
Watching the reruns right now and this one cracked me up and made me look for Dwight quotes... So since it brought me to this site I figured I gotta go with it.
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Simply hilarious.. Dwight is by ffaar my favorite character from the office.. Michael is pretty great also.
In my opinion, the most quotable thing he's ever said on the show. My friends and I recite this exact quote all the time.
You kidding me? The seriousness in Dwight's face as he spouts out this line.. I can't stop laughing!
Funniest thing he's ever said
Just his tone of voice makes it hilarious, I laugh like every single time I hear it lmao
I love this entire scene...
Its such a classic dwight moment and probably one of his best quotes ever
This one is hilarious because of the situation he said it in; Pam was crying and that's how he handled the situation.
Dwight is just going along and you're thinking, "wow he is being really empathetic here", and then he says that... Laugh out loud!
This quote is so ridiculous it is probably the bet quote I have ever heard in any T.V. show. Oh god I love the office
Hilarious! Exactly the type of thing Dwight would do
I think he said 'resorbed'
Every time I hear this one it makes me want to throw up from laughing so hard!
I think it's misquoted. He says it a little differently. But it's still awesome. I quote this sömetimes.
Even with the most ridiculous ideas, Jim always gets the better of Dwight!
I've watched this episode, dwight is so funny!
I believe it's "Damn, Jim! He put my stuff in jello again! "
Honestly Dwight's funniest quote of all time. I laugh every time I read this one
One of the funniest quotes
Such wisdom should be on public display. At least 1 posted every square mile in Minnesota.
Andy - after Pam and Jim hid his cell phone in the ceiling.
"Never mind. He'd probably end up being a hero anyway. " Lmao! One of my favorite episodes. Cheese pita.
This made me bust out laughing. I kept rewinding it to hear it over and over again. I'm laughing right now just READING it, haha.
I've seen them all but wanted to look up the werewolf quote as just seen that episode again. I laughed out loud reading this quote as its still so funny
It's me! I'm the bobble head!
Come on.. this deserves to be in top 10
It was inverted vagina lololol
By far my favorite. Should be number 1.
THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE T.V. qUOTE, PERIOD
That line KILLS me every time!
"Speaking to Meredith" - Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.
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