The best quotes from the American Sit-Com Big Bang Theory.
1 Bazinga! - Sheldon Cooper
This is obviously #1 because "Bazinga! " is trademarked! I laugh so hard when he says that!
BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA! WOW IT NEVER GETS OLD!
Bazinga in the ball pit!
Still funny, even though it's not even used anymore, miss old TBBT, please bring back TBBT like it really was in it's first 5 seasons.
V 3 Comments
2 Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. he's one lab accident away from becoming a super-villain. - Leonard Holfstader
-The Panty Pinata Polarization. The best episode of all time.
3 Was it wearing boxer shorts? You may have been watching Nickelodeon. - Sheldon
4 …And the next morning when he woke up, he rolled over and realized… duh-duh-duh! …she was his cousin. - Raj
5 He came with a manual - Howard Wolowitz
6 No I love my mother, my feelings for that spot are much greater. - Sheldon Cooper
7 I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested. - Sheldon Cooper
How is this number 7? lol
I just imagine it...
I just love this quote.
It was funny when his mother admitted that she had tested him but she wishes she got a second opinion. laugh out loud.
8 Why are you calling at this 'Un-Godly' hour" - Howard (in his mother's voice)
9 Knock, knock, knock -name- knock, knock, knock -name- knock, knock, knock -name- - Sheldon Cooper
The Sheldon knock is what I call it!
Should be number 2
Should be #2
V 1 Comment
10 I'm the boss, I make the jokes - Sheldon Cooper
11 They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothing - Rajesh Koothrappali
12 Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie - Penny
The sassiest line ever. And one I use my self
I love penny I wish she was my friend.
13 I weep for the future of science, now if you'll excuse me the new issue of Batman is out - Sheldon Cooper
Hahahhaha! This is funny
14 Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood - Rajesh Koothrappali
15 Howard! Your Froot Loops are getting soggy! - Mrs. Wolowitz
16 Smart? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart. - Sheldon Cooper
I love this quote by the one and only Sheldon Cooper.
17 It's a tiara!
18 Leonard, sweetheart, we're kissing, not eating hot soup. - Priya
19 "I love you too." - Sheldon Cooper
20 The moving finger writes, and having writ, moves on! - Sheldon
21 Ah honey, the buses don't go where you live do they? - Penny
Perfect response to another quip by Sheldon.
22 (Sniggers) humorous word-play - Sheldon Cooper
23 It's not cartoons... it's anime! - Sheldon Cooper
24 Sheldon help! - Penny
25 I am saying it is not a compliment to call me doable. It's not sexy to stare at my ass and say, “Ooh, it must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that." - Penny
26 Holy crap on a cracker! - Penny
27 Notice how I added the "-tator" - Howard Wolowitz
28 I can go so slow it'll be like there's a snail in your mouth. - Leonard
29 You are Black right? - Sheldon Cooper
30 What you need is cheat codes, motor skills, and a magic genie who grants wishes to little boys who suck at Mario Kart. - Rajesh Koothrappali
31 The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family. - Sheldon Cooper
32 "No that's the future Mrs Wolowitz, No that's the future Mrs Wolowitz"- Howard "And they can all move in with you and your mother; The current Mrs Wolowitz!" Leonard
33 I don't know your odds in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy. - Sheldon
34 That's fun to say! Gee...ode! Gee...ode!
35 I just wanted to do something beautiful! - Raj
36 I just vomited on a lot of clowns. - Sheldon
37 Are you a martian? Because your ass is out of this world. - Howard
38 Yes. That is the reason. My work has been suffering from....all the laid I'm getting. - Sheldon Cooper
39 You are in my spot - Sheldon Cooper (with The Lion King)
40 People cry because they are sad, I cry because people are stupid and that makes me sad - King Sheldon
41 That last one was Marie Curie. You know, she was kind of an honorary man. She had a penis made of science. - Sheldon Cooper
42 That's my spot - Sheldon cooper