The best quotes from the American Sit-Com Big Bang Theory.
1 Bazinga! - Sheldon Cooper
This is obviously #1 because "Bazinga! " is trademarked! I laugh so hard when he says that!
BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA! WOW IT NEVER GETS OLD!
Bazinga in the ball pit!
They should all be Dr. Coopers.
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2 Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. he's one lab accident away from becoming a super-villain. - Leonard Holfstader
-The Panty Pinata Polarization. The best episode of all time.
He actually says "being a super-villain." but 'becoming' makes way more sense.
3 Was it wearing boxer shorts? You may have been watching Nickelodeon. - Sheldon
4 …And the next morning when he woke up, he rolled over and realized… duh-duh-duh! …she was his cousin. - Raj
5 He came with a manual - Howard Wolowitz
6 I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested. - Sheldon Cooper
How is this number 7? lol
I just imagine it...
I just love this quote.
It was funny when his mother admitted that she had tested him but she wishes she got a second opinion. laugh out loud.
7 No I love my mother, my feelings for that spot are much greater. - Sheldon Cooper
8 Why are you calling at this 'Un-Godly' hour" - Howard (in his mother's voice)
9 Knock, knock, knock -name- knock, knock, knock -name- knock, knock, knock -name- - Sheldon Cooper
The Sheldon knock is what I call it!
Should be number 2
Should be #2
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10 I'm the boss, I make the jokes - Sheldon Cooper
11 Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie - Penny
Best comeback ever
The sassiest line ever. And one I use my self
I love penny I wish she was my friend.
12 They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothing - Rajesh Koothrappali
13 I weep for the future of science, now if you'll excuse me the new issue of Batman is out - Sheldon Cooper
Hahahhaha! This is funny
14 Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood - Rajesh Koothrappali
15 Howard! Your Froot Loops are getting soggy! - Mrs. Wolowitz
16 Smart? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart. - Sheldon Cooper
I love this quote by the one and only Sheldon Cooper.
17 It's a tiara!
18 Leonard, sweetheart, we're kissing, not eating hot soup. - Priya
19 "I love you too." - Sheldon Cooper
20 The moving finger writes, and having writ, moves on! - Sheldon
21 I just vomited on a lot of clowns. - Sheldon
22 That's my spot - Sheldon Cooper
23 Ah honey, the buses don't go where you live do they? - Penny
Perfect response to another quip by Sheldon.
24 (Sniggers) humorous word-play - Sheldon Cooper
25 It's not cartoons... it's anime! - Sheldon Cooper
26 Sheldon help! - Penny
27 I am saying it is not a compliment to call me doable. It's not sexy to stare at my ass and say, “Ooh, it must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that." - Penny
28 Holy crap on a cracker! - Penny
29 Notice how I added the "-tator" - Howard Wolowitz
30 I can go so slow it'll be like there's a snail in your mouth. - Leonard
31 You are Black right? - Sheldon Cooper
32 What you need is cheat codes, motor skills, and a magic genie who grants wishes to little boys who suck at Mario Kart. - Rajesh Koothrappali
33 The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family. - Sheldon Cooper
34 "No that's the future Mrs Wolowitz, No that's the future Mrs Wolowitz"- Howard "And they can all move in with you and your mother; The current Mrs Wolowitz!" Leonard
35 I don't know your odds in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy. - Sheldon
36 That's fun to say! Gee...ode! Gee...ode!
37 I just wanted to do something beautiful! - Raj
38 Are you a martian? Because your ass is out of this world. - Howard
39 Yes. That is the reason. My work has been suffering from....all the laid I'm getting. - Sheldon Cooper
40 You are in my spot - Sheldon Cooper (with The Lion King)
41 People cry because they are sad, I cry because people are stupid and that makes me sad - King Sheldon
42 That last one was Marie Curie. You know, she was kind of an honorary man. She had a penis made of science. - Sheldon Cooper
43 He's right, this is an important achievement for two reasons. Number one... and of course number two! - Raj
44 Is that my arm? - Penny