1 I am the egg man, they are the egg men. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob - I Am Walrus, The Beatles
How can you be an egg man and a walrus (go goo g'joob, I guess)?
This lyric sounds so weird to me
2 And shortie watch Barneys, we head the Barneys - See Me Now feat. Beyoncé, Big Sean and Charlie Wilson, Kayne West
This lyric doesn't even make any sense
3 I wanna taste your sweat, force my fingers in your mouth - The Valley, Miguel
One of the most sexual songs I've ever heard. Oh my god and this lyric says it all.
A very sexually suggestive song that made me faint after listening to it.
4 I brought a pee-wee to my show and got my freak on - B**** I'm Madonna , Madonna
This lyric is so weird and sexual...
5 Now, I'm flyer than a broom (broom), broom - Single Ladies (Remix), Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj makes the most weirdest lyrics it's hilarious.
6 Hold up now my foot up I'm spinnin' my foot up - 7/11, Beyoncé
7 I call the shots, shots, shots Like brrap, brrap, brrap - B**** Better Have My Money, Rihanna
This doesn't even make any sense.
8 So la da di da di we like to party Dancing with Miley - We Can't Stop, Miley Cyrus
I really don't get it.
9 I been breakin up with girls since I was 15 It's the only thing that hasn't got easier - Open Wide feat. Big Sean, Calvin Harris
Wow... No wondering why you're still single
10 Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine - Revolution 9, The Beatles
What's so special about the number 9?
The Contenders
11 White Light, do do do do do do - White Light, Gorillaz
12 I'm Blue Da Be Di Da Be Dai E Da Be Di Da Be Dai Da Be Di Da Be Dai E Da Be Di Da Be Dai Da Be Di Da Be Dai - Blue, Eiffel65
Amazing song
13 Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana, Banana Banana Terracotta Pie - Vicinity of Obscenity, System of a Down
14 All our monkeys have monkeys, we drive our deathcrush Jaguar Limousines - The Golden Age of Grotesque, Marilyn Manson
15 A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me? - Pachuco Cadaver, Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
16 Yesterday was Thursday. Today is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes after that - Rebecca Black, Friday
These aren't bizarre lyrics. They're not insightful or meaningful by any means, but they're not really bizarre either.
This song is educational
Oh yeah no sh-- sherlock
17 Ding dang a dong bong bing bong, ticky ticky thought of a gun - Jesus Built My Hotrod, Ministry
18 Womp Bomp a Loo Bop, a Wop Bam Boom, Tutti Frutti, All Rootie - Tutti Frutti, Little Richard
19 Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed - Lemon Song, Led Zeppelin
The lyrics were actually adapted from a Robert Johnson song, "Travelling Riverside Blues". Blues lyrics commonly used this type of imagery as a metaphor.
The original lyrics:
"You can squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg." 2X
"But I'll be going back to Friar's point, mana, rocking' to my head."
If you know what I mean...
20 I swear, there's a lot of vegetables out there that crop up for air - Honey and the Bee, Owl City