Top 10 Most Bizarre Song Lyrics

This is the most bizarre list you'll ever and it's %100 percent weird.

The Top Ten

1 I am the egg man, they are the egg men. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob - I Am Walrus, The Beatles

How can you be an egg man and a walrus (go goo g'joob, I guess)?

This lyric sounds so weird to me - JaysTop10List

2 And shortie watch Barneys, we head the Barneys - See Me Now feat. Beyoncé, Big Sean and Charlie Wilson, Kayne West

This lyric doesn't even make any sense - JaysTop10List

3 I wanna taste your sweat, force my fingers in your mouth - The Valley, Miguel

One of the most sexual songs I've ever heard. Oh my god and this lyric says it all. - JaysTop10List

A very sexually suggestive song that made me faint after listening to it. - PizzaGuy

4 I brought a pee-wee to my show and got my freak on - B**** I'm Madonna , Madonna

This lyric is so weird and sexual... - JaysTop10List


5 Now, I'm flyer than a broom (broom), broom - Single Ladies (Remix), Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj makes the most weirdest lyrics it's hilarious. - JaysTop10List

6 Hold up now my foot up I'm spinnin' my foot up - 7/11, Beyoncé

Even Beyoncé makes weird lyrics. - JaysTop10List

7 I call the shots, shots, shots Like brrap, brrap, brrap - B**** Better Have My Money, Rihanna

This doesn't even make any sense. - JaysTop10List

8 So la da di da di we like to party Dancing with Miley - We Can't Stop, Miley Cyrus

I really don't get it. - JaysTop10List

9 I been breakin up with girls since I was 15 It's the only thing that hasn't got easier - Open Wide feat. Big Sean, Calvin Harris

Wow... No wondering why you're still single - JaysTop10List

10 Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine - Revolution 9, The Beatles

What's so special about the number 9? - JaysTop10List

It's the Only whole number between 8 and 10 😉 And that's just the beginning... - Billyv

The Contenders

11 I'm Blue Da Be Di Da Be Dai E Da Be Di Da Be Dai Da Be Di Da Be Dai E Da Be Di Da Be Dai Da Be Di Da Be Dai - Blue, Eiffel65

Amazing song

12 Yesterday was Thursday. Today is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes after that - Rebecca Black, Friday

These aren't bizarre lyrics. They're not insightful or meaningful by any means, but they're not really bizarre either. - Gg2000

Oh yeah no sh-- sherlock

This song is educational

13 All our monkeys have monkeys, we drive our deathcrush Jaguar Limousines - The Golden Age of Grotesque, Marilyn Manson
14 Ding dang a dong bong bing bong, ticky ticky thought of a gun - Jesus Built My Hotrod, Ministry
15 Womp Bomp a Loo Bop, a Wop Bam Boom, Tutti Frutti, All Rootie - Tutti Frutti, Little Richard
16 Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana, Banana Banana Terracotta Pie - Vicinity of Obscenity, System of a Down
17 A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me? - Pachuco Cadaver, Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
18 Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed - Lemon Song, Led Zeppelin

The lyrics were actually adapted from a Robert Johnson song, "Travelling Riverside Blues". Blues lyrics commonly used this type of imagery as a metaphor.
The original lyrics:
"You can squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg." 2X
"But I'll be going back to Friar's point, mana, rocking' to my head." - Gg2000

If you know what I mean...

19 I swear, there's a lot of vegetables out there that crop up for air - Honey and the Bee, Owl City
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