Daniel Hernandez, known by his stage name 6ix9ine, also known as Tekashi69 or simply Tekashi, is an American rapper.
He probably wouldn't be interested in you, if you're over 18 anyway.
I'd be too scared to see my teeth turn into different colors.
2 Amber Heard
Amber Laura Heard is an American actress. She made her film debut in 2004 in the sports drama Friday Night Lights, starring Billy Bob Thornton.
She was found to have abused Johnny Depp and lied about it, accusing him of being the abuser.
Amber has this bad habit of taking a dump on the bed, definitely wouldn't want anything to do with her.
She will abuse you and lie about it, making it seem like she's being abused.
Don't get fooled by that picture, she has done some pretty bad stuff.
3 Varg Vikernes
Louis Cachet, (born Kristian Vikernes) more popularly known as Varg Vikernes, is a Norwegian musician, writer, and a convicted murderer and arsonist. He is known as the frontman of the one-man band Burzum (named after a word in the Black Speech, which is a fictional language in J.R.R. Tolkien's The ...read more.
This guy is a convicted murderer and arsonist, and a Neo-Nazi to boot. Yeah, not the greatest person to go on a date with.
Honestly, this beats a date with Heard, Cosby and 6ix9ine. At least he likes Metal music.
4 Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. ...read more.
For obvious reasons.
5 Dahvie Vanity
David Jesus Torres, better known by his stage name Dahvie Vanity, is an American singer-songwriter and rapper born on September 5, 1984, who is best known as one half of Crunkcore duo Blood on the Dance Floor and as the face and creative mind behind Industrial project Sinners are Winners. He is also ...read more.
Maybe I could trick him into admitting to his pedophilia, record it and send him him prison, where he belongs.
6 R. Kelly
Robert Sylvester Kelly (born January 8, 1967), known professionally as R. Kelly, is an American singer, songwriter, record producer and convicted sex offender. He has been credited with helping to redefine R&B and hip hop, earning nicknames such as "the King of R&B", "the King of Pop-Soul", and the ...read more.
Again, probably wouldn't be interested in women eighteen or older.
7 Cardi B
Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar (born October 11, 1992), known professionally as Cardi B, is an American rapper. Born and raised in New York City, she became an Internet celebrity by achieving popularity on Vine and Instagram. From 2015 to 2017, she appeared as a regular cast member on the VH1 reality television ...read more.
Losing my wallet after a dance from her is a small price to pay compared to the others on this list, and she has nicer errmm... arguments!
8 Logan Paul
Logan Alexander Paul is an American social media entertainer and actor. He first gained fame through videos shared on the internet video service Vine, in which the athletic Paul engages in physical comedy, including slapstick pratfalls and public splits.
9 Chris Brown
Christopher Maurice "Chris" Brown (born May 5, 1989) is an American singer, songwriter, dancer and actor. Born in Tappahannock, Virginia, he was involved in his church choir and several local talent shows from a young age. He is most well known for his physical assault towards the singer Rihanna in ...read more.
Eh, he's a wimp, if he even tries I'll wipe the floor with him.
He will beat you up.
10 Charlie Sheen
Carlos Irwin Estévez, known professionally as Charlie Sheen, is an American actor. Sheen has appeared in films including Platoon, Wall Street, Young Guns, Eight Men Out, Major League, Hot Shots!, and The Three Musketeers.
Maybe I get lucky and am the 1000th date and win a price?
? Yolandi Visser
Anri du Toit, better known by her stage name Yolandi Visser, is a South African rapper, singer, songwriter, and actress.
She looks like a disfigured mutant.
? Watkin Tudor Jones
This man's a rapist, avoid at all costs.
11 Jojo Siwa
Joelle Joni Siwa, also known as Jojo Siwa is an American dancer, singer, actress, and YouTuber. She joined the masked singer in 2020.
She already is dating someone. (she's lesbian)
12 Donald Trump
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
13 Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider is an American actor, television and film writer, and producer. After appearing in mostly supporting roles in a number of 1980s and 1990s films and TV shows, Schneider devoted himself to behind-the-scenes work in production.
14 GG Allin
Kevin Michael "GG" Allin (born Jesus Christ Allin; 1956-1993) was an American singer, songwriter and record producer, who performed and recorded with many groups during his career. He was best known for his graphic live performances which included self-mutilation, parading around the stage naked, fighting ...read more.
If you hear about some of his stage antics I think you will understand why he is here.
15 O. J. Simpson
Orenthal James Simpson (born July 9, 1947), nicknamed "The Juice", is an American former football running back, broadcaster, actor, advertising spokesman, and convicted felon. Once a popular figure with the U.S. public, he is now best known for being tried for the murders of his former wife, Nicole ...read more.
He will kill you (and get away with it).
She will talk about extremely disgusting stuff and will scream for no reason.
17 Lovely Peaches
She will abuse you in every way, do NOT talk to her let alone date her.
18 Jake Paul
19 Riley Reid
Riley Reid is an American pornographic actress. She was born in Miami Beach, Florida, and attended Florida International University. She briefly worked as a stripper, and entered the adult film industry in 2011 at the age of 19.
20 Demi Lovato
Demetria Devonne "Demi" Lovato is an American singer, songwriter and actor. After appearing on the children's television series Barney & Friends as a child, they received their breakthrough role as Mitchie Torres in the Disney Channel television film Camp Rock and its sequel Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam. ...read more.
21 Kim Jong-un
Kim Jong-un is the Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea and supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, commonly referred to as North Korea.
22 YNW Melly
23 Jon Basso
This man will feed you very bad food and will cause you to have a heart attack.
Gregory Daniel Jackson, known by his YouTube username Onision, is an American YouTuber and Internet personality.
25 Chilly Jimenez