Top Ten Worst Things to Find in Your Sandwich

The Top Ten
1 A Small Firework

Your sandwich will surely go off with a bang. But if I want that, I just put hot sauce on it. Couldn't be simpler.

It really would taste quite bitter. And don't go trying to eat fire afterward.

Does a small fireworks taste good in anyways how does it get so small

2 A Wasp

I would FREAK
I have really bad experiences with these bugs, and I've also gotten stung by then twice -.-
Also, the pain does NOT get better on the second sting.

I'm petrified of wasps they scare the living life out of me. If a wasp found its way into the sandwich I'd ran into the window with a straitjacket

Someone should start a program of extermination toward these EVIL things.

3 Dry Concrete

Call a dentist after this stone sandwich

It would hurt more than your ex!

4 A Condom

If you don't know what a condom is then you shouldn't be on here

Put it in your ex's right after you used it with new girlfriend

Am I the only one who's found a condom in their sandwich... ?

5 Hot Diesel

Vin Diesel? No... He would taste like baby oil and muscles! And I don't want to eat a human! Plus, Vin Diesel isn't hot!

Hot diesel is not referring to Vin Diesel. It is referring to hot diesel gas that trucks use.

Is there anything worse than hot diesel?

6 A Miniature Harpoon Gun

You take your first bite and it fires the trigger, now you explode

You may be in the dentists chair the next day, buckwheat!

You may also break a tooth even if you avoid the trigger

7 Poop

I'm glad there was not a picture of that that's disgusting and inappropriate

The worst thing ever to be on a sandwich. It smells gross too.

8 Nuclear Waste

You eat it, you're done for. Maybe you could get someone to sue everybody living on Earth for your nuclear sandwich.

9 The Last of an Endangered Species

Which is an Abington Island Giant Tortoise also known as Lonesome George

Glad to see other people care about these things.

It's like finding the last rhino in yo panini):

10 Cheese

Cheese is the worst. Hate to have varnished mucus hidden in my sandwich, then stuck to the back of my throat as if I had swallowed a live leech. The nasty surprise within most of these things.
If I sound strange for saying I have always disliked it, then fine; I'm used to that.

American cheese is the worst kind of cheese! How can anyone like it? It's literally just a few molecules away from rubber!

I thought that was from plastic. But I can't stand cheese! It is absolutely nasty, and repulsive.

The Contenders
11 A Bug

I really hate maggots because they are Gross and can't be in the Food if you find it don't eat it.

I absolutely hate maggots! That makes me want to puke on the spot!

12 A Taser
13 Your Testicles

Try it its good and the sandwich will never be dry!

So my surgery is eating a sandwich

14 Hair

Yeah... I don't want pewbs in my sandwich or my chili. And I don't want to eat my parents over pewbs either.

Hair goes in my mouth random sometimes

You don't know who's hair that was!

15 A Mini BombĀ 
16 A Tracking Device

Nuclear bombs are in the way, eat this sandwich to start another world war

17 Ketchup

It depends on what kind of sandwich.

I put ketchup in my sandwich, lol..

18 A Rat's Head
19 Plankton

Trying to steal the Krabby Patty Eh'?

20 Mold
21 A Lost Letter from Your Birth Parents Explaining How They Put You Up for Adoption

How would this fit in your sandwich?

22 Leech Leeches are segmented worms that belong to the phylum Annelida and comprise the subclass Hirudinea. Like the oligochaetes, such as earthworms, leeches share a clitellum and are hermaphrodites.

These things are absolutely disgusting, and I cringe every time I see one.

23 A Spider

I love spiders and snakes, but if I found a spider in my sandwich I'd be like "what the-"

24 Hot Metal

Is that why, in those cheesy ads, the sandwich always appears to be lit up? It's a bulb!

25 Jellyfish
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