Foods That Make You Fart

The Top Ten

1 Baked Beans

I LOVE BAKED BEANS AND I ROCK AT FARTS!
MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS I AM GONNA PUT A HOLE IN THE COUCH

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you "toot".

Last night I was eating beans and in bed I farted so much that I had to run out of the room holding my nose and I had to spray a strong smelling deodorant it the smell ranked

Sometimes you may even fart in your sleep, like a loud fart woke you up by surprise. - PhilTheCorgi

For lunch yesterday we had hot dogs and my wife made her famous baked beans. Every time she makes them I load up on them. After we ate I had to saw some pieces of wood with a handsaw. As I was sawing my belly started rumbling with gas. I felt a fart brewing and I let it rip. It was loud and smelled. She walked outside to ask me something and she walked right into the fart cloud. She wrinkled her face at the smell. I continued farting all afternoon

2 Cheese

My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description.

I am a packers fan - xXkillermachineXx

Cheese makes THE worst farts

Have been mostly cheese free for the past couple of months - had cream cheese last night and within half an hour was doing horrible ones. Fine again today then had more cream cheese for dinner and BOOM! Horrible farts.

3 Eggs

I ate eggs for breakfest, and believe it or not I was farting so much the teacher made me leave the classroom.

Oh no I had eggs for dinner on my hamberger! I am planning on farting in my brothers room when he is in the shower it is going to stink! Epic

Me and some mates have a yearly festival on the 4th Thursday of February! Its called Bregfest: the festival devoted unashamedly to bread and eggs! The flat smells so bad afterwards! Love it!

Had like 12 deviled eggs at my boyfriends family cook out and I had SO much flatulence. Bubbly low pitched duck farts slipped out here and there. I was most embarrassed when his uncle Flex was walking behind me and I didn't know so I let out a big one! About seven seconds long and he said "whooo. Baby girl them eggs done did somethin vicious to those guts! That fart was bout BUBBLY as HELL, smell like you just put some warm egg salad under my nose! Damn! " Then he walked away and I tried to secretly fan the smell away.

4 Brussel Sprouts

Just found out why my girl has to sleep at her place tonight

I AM WORKING ON ALL TYPES OF SPROUTS.

They make me fart a lot

Its Christmas and yes Brussels was on menu But 24hours on I'm still farting away and they smell so bad

5 Broccoli

Had broccoli at work, horrible mistake! It was my first day on the job and I was sooo nervous I get the WORST flatulence when I'm nervous! Farts smelled absolutely atrocious! God I was so embarrassed I knew everyone could hear AND smell the gassy farts coming from my cubical!, later I was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face

Haha! I had to laugh when I saw this list but, yes, my confession is that broccoli can keep me up all night.

Due to the fact it is the only food on the list also on my Sunday dinners... I have been trying to find out whilst the whole house facts so much after wards and upon seeing this I am blaming the broccoli laugh out loud

I fart too loud in my bedroom for years my butt is smelly sometimes when I do it but if it's soft when I hadn't eaten anything that's okay but when I do eat broccoli and pizza and pasta or salad or green beans too also then it smells bad when I do out loud or a bit soft

6 Pizza Pizza is a yeasted flatbread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The term was first recorded in the 10th century, in a Latin manuscript from Gaeta in Central Italy.

My girlfriend, despite being very skinny farts like a truck driver. Whenever she has pizza, which is pretty much everyday she has the stinkiest farts

Don't need a gas station after eating pizza, just back up to the car and fart in the gas tank!

I ate 5 slices of pizza over the course of a few hours last night. Grossly enough the farts smelled a bit like garlic and cheese which had been laid thick on the slices. It's midafternoon right now and I'm still ripping out garlic/cheese scented farts. Pizza has my vote.

I ate pizza yesterday and farted all the rest of the day

7 Onions

I had french onion soup for dinner tonight. Hubby was not happy when he got home.

I ate some cooked onions and now I am farting propane non stop!

Onion Rings produce flatus 6 - 8 hours after consumption. The resultant flatulence frequency is mind blowing as well as room clearing. My mates have a seasonal Friday evening gathering after eating boxes of onion rings fron Burger King for lunch. The morning poo isn't a pleasant texture but smells perfectly like onion. Great for laughs but not good for your guts or the pizza delivery guy you fart on as you close the door.

Had some spring onions in a salad for dinner two nights in a row. In addition to having the worst breath ever, my darts are now happening every 5 minutes, and are nuclear strength. And, they linger for ages. So bad I have to leave the room to fart or else it becomes uninhabitable. Seriously, it's that bad.

8 Curry

My wife is asleep on the couch, she came to bedroom and started checking the floor for dog poo only to discover the smell was from between the sheets haha

Give me a good vindaloo and I have explosive farts for two days! Especially if it's washed down with a couple of lagers...

I've had this tonight... Oh god, I can't stop farting! Ah

Curry and beer and you could run a methane fuelled power production plant for a day.

9 Refried Beans

We went for Mexican food last night. My girl was starving because she was sick in bed with a stomach virus. Now when you have a stomach bug the day before Mexican might not be the best thing. But we ate there. After we ate a few hours later we called it a night. We were in bed an cuddling and she fell asleep before. After she fell asleep I heard her tummy rumble and then I heard her rip the most massive fart I ever heard come out of her big ass. The gas definitely kicked in because all night she was detonating monster farts and smelling up the room. I didn't tell her because I knew her tummy was still very sour.

Yesterday we went to a Mexican restaurant which is always risky for me because I love Mexican food but every time I have it I fart like crazy. Not that I mind farting because I'm a dude. So after dinner as soon as we get home I have gas and start farting constantly and they really stink. Before bed I have some leftover food as a snack. Probably because I ate too late it gave me the hiccups as well so my girl heard me hiccuping as well as farting all night. Getting the hiccups was a rarity for me. She is the one who hiccups all the time.

So last night at the college I go to I was needed by one of the sororities to fart in the pledges faces. They also wanted me to also do the grossest prank as well. I had something in mind so I did that. I loaded up on refried beans and also took some protein powder. If anyone didn't know that stuff causes really bad gas. So even before I had started farting the unlucky first pledge who had to put her nose by my ass goes his booty really stinks. So they had to deal with my gross surprise as well as me just ripping monster farts that stunk all night.

So we went out for some Mexican food last night. That's always risky because I have chronic flatulence. I fart all the time. Plus Mexican makes my farts stink really bad. So we chowed down and soon as we walked into the parking lot I let out a massive fart. The people who were walking in walked right into my cloud of stink. I turned around to see their reaction and I saw their faces wrinkle from the smell.

10 Eggplant

Made eggplant for the first time and I have been farting every 10 seconds for over an hour! Even the dog wont stay in the room anymore!

WOW and the Smell... I almost made my eyes water, had to roll down the window. It has been almost 24 hrs and I'm going off like a brick of firecrackers.

Eggplants are the worst. It’s fart city every time!

Roasted some eggplant, my husband is so gross he won't stop farting and excusing himself to the bathroom! But I'm mega tooting myself, will not be a romantic evening! Might as well watch Law and order cause there is nothing less romantic than that, plus after eggplant booty!

The Contenders

11 Cabbage

My mom just mad eggs rolls with some nasty cabbage I think cause our guts are both rumbling with firey farts

Had sauerkraut tonight. Can't stop rippin it.

Had cabbage at work, farts smelled like broccoli mixed with eggs, was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face

This will make you a farting machine

12 Fizzy Drinks

Dr. Pepper's a fizzy drink. - andrewteel

I have a coworker that farts all the time after drinking mountain dew!

I drank a pint of fizzy tonic water before bed last night and didn't burp it out. About an hour ago I went to the toiled at let out one all mighty trumpm, it lasted about ten seconds.

Mountain Dew and Pepsi, Farts A lot! - pjh4109

13 Pasta

My boyfriend eats spaghetti bog and soon after the room is gassed out with farts it smells like someone has thrown stink bombs in there followed by a trip to the toilet to let some of that bog out

Okay my little brother smell like barf after he had tomato/noodly farts(to complicated to explain. He made our entire house 10 degrees hotter than it normally is. Whenever he eats pasta it gets a lot smelliest. We fanned it over into the neighbors yard anytime this happens.I for one think that his butt punishment for me is smelly smells. He doesn't even wash. He has made me faint before. I am rating pasta the biggest gas caused ever.

Pasta and spaghetti cause a lot of farts for me cause they have wheat try eating rice

I are pasta and farted up a storm

14 Fried Garlic

I've always suffered from potent bottom wind. After moving to Morocco this became less of an issue until I reintroduced garlic into my diet. Now I'm windier than ever and all the more happy for it.

If I eat several roasted garlic bulbs - the farting is really bad with bloating. The farting is right at 60 second intervals and of large volume and sulfer smell. Causes more gas than any other food by far with me.

I have farted for almost a day strait. Thank god it's the weekend. I fart a lot and eat anything I want. I ate a lot of olives stuffed with garlic the other night and have been farting more than any other time In my life. It's crazy!

I know not why, I only know the result, and for me it only takes a sprinkle. As I submit this opinion I fear these shall be my final words, garlic causes epic farts for me without question, although entertaining, also painful and most foul. Oh no... Save yourself!

15 Cereal

A huge bowl of Harvest Crunch does it for me every time, even my neighbors hate me on those days!

I don't know if it's the milk in the cereal or the cereal alone lol.

... This is the whole reason I got on ths website. Laugh out loud. I been farting so much. Its ridiculous. TOO MUCH CEREAL, NO MORE CEREAL 4 ME.

Oh God, I don't eat much foods, but when I eat cereal, my stomach doesn't want to go unheard, and I rip 'em all morning!

16 Beef Stew

Why do my farts smell so bad? Oh yeah, two bowls of beef stew last night!

Have you seen Benchwarmers? If you have you understand why Beef Stew will make you rip!

Bet it smells like a third bowl ah

I also poop stew the next day - terrible!

17 Banana

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BananaPhone!

Ring ring ring ring ring, Banannaphone!

One banana isn't so bad. But if I eat two or more, I'm farting the rest of the day.

I love bananas, but not the end result.

18 Bean Burrito

Being a college student means you don't make the best dietary decisions. I was constipated and I thought having a couple of bean burritos would do the trick. I was wrong. It did give me gas and throughout the whole jazz band concert the bari sax wasn't the only thing making noise. While I was playing I could feel my tummy rumble and then feel the fart blast out and I could smell how bad it was. I continued playing and farting the entire time. My girlfriend was playing next to me. When I got home I was still farting like crazy and my girl was like seriously. - Grossdude

My girl made these for dinner last night, and soon as I started cleaning they kicked in. This is what she heard as I was cleaning the bathroom. Toot toot toot. She was like you have gas already?! Yeah I did and they smell! - Grossdude

Since my job now at college is to make a sororities pledges smell my farts I load up on taco bell bean burritos. last night a couple of sorority sisters asked me what qualifies as a good fart so being a guy I showed them. I was gassy so I rocked back, ripped a loud one and waved it towards my nose to see if it stinks. it did so I waved it their direction and they were pretty grossed out when the smell came their way

I will be hitting taco bell a lot for a while and eating tons of bean burritos because a sorority wants me to come over and fart in their pledges faces. I'll definitely be gassy after that and believe me it'll be the worst smell they ever encountered

19 Fried Chicken

When I eat chikn fried, baked, grilled, Oh my god. I fart so much that it makes me laugh which makes me fart even more. I love chicken, but it hates me. Oh well. I'll just sleep on the couch. My girlfriend doesn't need a Dutch oven!

Ate hot & spicy fried wings 2 days ago and the farts that are burning through my cheeks smell exactly like the fresh box I took home those 2 days ago. It is also accompanied by a serious gastrointestinal rumble and burn. There is no stopping, a mere handful of minutes between lashings. I work in a private office space but this spills out into the hallway, luckily for the other occupants of the building I'm at the end of the hall.

I recently realized that my intermittent farting spells have been caused by chicken. I knew that eggs did this but now I know that the things that lay them also cause me to have gas.

Eating fried chicken gives my husband the most horrific farts. He is normally a deep sleeper. Tonight he woke up from a dead sleep to quickly flip over on his back because his butt was facing his CPAP machine which draws in air from the room and pumps into a mask he wears for apnea. He was afraid he'd gas himself lol

20 Milk

I LOVE milk, but when I drink a lot I get really gassy and my stomach would hurt like hell. Once I drank so much milk and farted in my friends room and he almost THREW UP because of the smell. I literally feel like the new kid in Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole whith his "fart powers" (these are south park games by the way) - TheMinecraftGamer

3 hours before I go to bed, I make sure I have at least 4 glasses of warm milk, this milk comb mixes perfectly in my tummy, I get the smelliest farts all night, my wife tends to send me to the couch because it smells like propane, I once farted on her sisters face when we were camping and she hasnt spoken a word to me since that. Loudest farts thus far, I love the feel of my ass getting ripped open in my work cubicle, I'm 100% sure everyone in my floor thinks that patrick the fat guy next to me rips those farts but noo they are mistaken, its all me, sweet dairy milky farts

Whenever my mom drinks milk, it makes her fart

It gets me really really gassy you know especially if you have some weird disease however you spell it and also it is a good way to get some other crap that you need to stay alive with

21 Lentil Soup

I am poisoning my wife right now. Lentil soup produces positively toxic flatulence.

Stayed at bad all night farting. It was a smelly hell in the morning. But it tastes so good!

Anything with lentils will make you pop. Once I made a Dahl for a first date, v bad choice.

Lentil soup is a major far maker!

22 Mushrooms

I made baked chicken with mushroom sauce today for my husband and I for dinner and we have been farting up a storm. It doesn't stink at all it's just so much gas I think I'm gonna open a gas station.

Tremendous amount of gas lasts for hours:)
Even a small amount on pizza.

Within half an hour of eating them, I am a fart machine!

Every single time! I should know by now.

23 Cauliflower

It feels so good to fart it's the best thing ever I do it 24/7 like I can do it any time I want the people in the school know me for farting a lot

Hands down, cauliflower can cause some of the worse gas. Funky!

Cauliflower cheese - yummy but very trumpy!

I ate cauliflower and I farted a lot I went out with friends and they were all unhappy. I love farting, it feels good.

24 Peanut Butter

Ok this proves Peanut Butter will make you fart every min. and it is miserable. Anyway I had my friend sleepover and we are fans of Peanut butter so we ate probably the whole thing. Yet in the morning I felt like I was going to puke, my friend was suggesting ways to get rid of it yet couldn't talk because of the stench that filled the room. Then I farted and when I did I gaged at the stench then puked. Just because of the stench! It literally smelt like popcorn yet mixed with rotten eggs and a firecracker! I totally messed up that night!

We put peanut butter in biscuit to catch field mice in our house and wondered what the popping sound was! I bet it was the mice after they ate the peanut butter. I daren't eat the stuff - peanut butter toots are yuk!

The strange thing about peanut butter is that it's almost instantaneous. You eat, then you fart. PB never used to affect me, but now it's my go to if I want to cloud up a room.

I farted for 30 seconds. - Imyourstalker

25 Chili

I own a cleaning service and one night I had to clean bathrooms at a restaurant after they closed. Since I knew it was going to be a late night I had dinner later in the evening and I had made veggie chili. When I do a job I work by myself. By the time I got to the restaurant the gas was starting. As I was cleaning the first stall I ripped a huge fart it stunk really bad. I pretty much tooted the whole time I was cleaning. And the toots smelled pretty much like what I ate and the smell lingered - Grossdude

I had chili for lunch before I went outside to saw some wood. I was working for a few minutes before it kicked in. My girl came out to see how I was doing. The first thing that happened was I felt a good belch coming up so I let it rip and then another belch came up and then it was all farts after that. And they smelled real bad! - Grossdude

A sorority wanted to find a guy who had the loudest and worst smelling farts so I went over for the contest. I had vegetarian chili so I could definitely win. I won easily so they used my butt one night. I ate a ton of it and all the new pledges had to see how long they could sniff my ass while I farted constantly and stink up the room. believe me most of the girls were so grossed out by how bad they stunk

I fart within minutes after eating chili.

26 Sausage

Sausage gives me a serious dose of the old rumble guts. First I get a slow gurgling sensation which works its way south until it reaches my bum, it feels like its wet, heavy and toxic, and that's BEFORE it is birthed... When it seeps out, dear god it is awful, the heat generated is tremendous and the smell... Atrocious, worst of all is the humid feeling in my pants and the constant burning sensation around my ring - piece. I usually check my trousers in the mirror to look for damp spots and never wear khaki's or chinos just in case.
I think this is where they got the idea for napalm.

I love sausage rolls so much but I swear every time I eat them the next few days is appalling they are just loud heavy farts and the smell well my labourer has now decided to drive himself to work rather than me pick him up can someone recommend a non toxic sausage roll

Good Lord the British certainly know how to put words together. I vote this is the funniest one

Ah damn! I just slipped down the stairs and the sausages I brought fell out #cabbagesquad2016

27 Fruit

Satsumas - I can never just eat one which is probably the problem. Poop Poop goes mummy!

Apples and pears especially. has to do with the fiber and pectin in the fruits. I fart hardcore after eating apples. And would someone tell me why it is I have to fart more than usual when I'm at work?

I bet some fruits make you fart though.

Its not fruit ok fruits do not make you fart! 11 gosh

28 Green Beans

Don't make me fart.

29 Bell Peppers

I am banned from eating these in my house. Even my cat looks at me, pins her ears back, and runs for the back door. The smell wakes me and my husband from a dead sleep. No more. Ever.

The farts smell exactly like peppers.

I love raw bell peppers but when I eat to much, they totally make my fart smell just like a bell pepper lmao

i agree

30 Raisins

A big bowl of rasin bran, stew for a few hours, and let fly!

Raisins will definitely make you fart your ass off.

I've eaten raisins for the past few days... And oh my God!

The three reasons why I fart horribly in class is pizza, raisins, and milk. Curse school foods

31 Sour Pickles

Gets you disgusted with the all new fart o nator

32 Fiber One Bars

They had a special going at the store for a box of 48. I decided to try them and they were so good I ate 3. I think there could be a chance to turn my farts into rocket fuel because I not only felt I was going to take-off but my family made me take off out the door. The box disappeared mysteriously.

They taste like candy bars, but you will feel like your stomach will burst every 15 minutes!

I had fiber one bars and my butt was like a firecracker. Tasty yet you might want a different snack especially if your going somewhere public.

These beauties will turn you inside out. They are known as "fart bars" in most circles. This is the number one fart food in America!

33 Sour Patch Kids

I can't stop farting

I agree! Those little children make me fart up a storm.

Same and it is silent but deadly in my case

Every ware I went my family left the room.

34 Peas

I ate pea soup today... I think my husband will be sorry I did! Poor guy:/

I love pea soup! I made a large pot yesterday and ate a couple of yummy bowlfuls:) YUM! Anyway, I can't get to sleep right now because I am busy stinking up the bedroom.

Good Lord I don't remember pea soup causing farts like this before but I have been farting my head off. long rippers

Fried Peas as a snack make me fart, but not stinky, just very gassy!

Peas certainly don't make ME fart!

35 Goldfish Crackers

I love goldfish, but they make me fart for hours after I eat them so I can never eat them

When I eat goldfish, I can't stop... So excessive amounts of goldfish will you give you the worst smelling gas you have ever had.

One time I ate the hole bag and I farted so much every ware I went my pets left the room.

Goldfish = major farts the really stinky ones too!

36 Chocolate

My brother ate some chocolate and when it's bed time my brother farts like a machine gun.. The bathroom smelled like...

Hade some dark chocolate can't stop fart ing

I fart when I eat chocolate

Smelly

37 Stuffing With Sausage Meat

Stuffing makes me issue forth like a guilty dog. My girlfriend is threatening to have my bum removed.

Uh ohh christmas time is lethal

As soon as I've ate it, it's straight out the other end in gas form

Fart fart fart and then pass out with the smell

38 Pinto Beans and Yellow Hominy

If you ain't dying, you ain't trying.

Man I went to the buffet discovered hominy now its 2 am and blowing deadlyhorns what

39 Tacos A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.

I ate tacos for the first time since ever again and now I constantly fart like crazy.

I Had tacos last night for dinner and ever since, I've been wondering why I've been farting wet ones... I know why now. Though they were so good. I'm farting some stinly ones as I type. I don't know why but farting is relieving to my butt... Haha

Actually don't vote for me

Ate school tacos that made me very gassy. 🌮

40 Salmon

I had salmon for dinner and the flatulence makes me question how something that's supposed to be healthy, can have such a violent effect on my insides. I think it's the omega 3 because I don't just get explosive flatulence from salmon but also from omega 3 or fish oil capsules. It smells bad but it's downright deadly in the shower.

A farts non stop

I just ate salmon and I haven't farted.

Can't believe my birthday cake just arrived. Mm salmon icing is my favourite 🎂
#cabbagesquad2016

41 Pickles

I noticed that I farted much less when I stopped eating pickles

My mom always has the worst farts after eating pickles at the movie theatre

I fart in bed with my wife after eating pickles

When I eat pickles I fart so much

42 Beef Jerky

I'm surprised Jerkey doesn't rate higher, it is one of my "go to" foods when I need to seek revenge on someone. Results are fast, and never disappoint!

I am honestly not even able to stand my own farts after beef jerky

The good thing about it though is that your farts smells the same coming out as the jerky did going in...

Unfortunately that means that when I fart my mouth starts to water...

The smell is unbearable

43 Lemon Tea

It makes you full and you have to let it out

Uhh yeah, once I had diahoreah on my scout captain whilst drinking lemon tea

44 Fried Dumplings

Run for it! The stench it is definitely unbearable

45 Beer

Any kind of beer will give you the farts... Must have something to do with the fizz... My personal pick would be a nice strong lager or dark ale... Can make for some really stinky ones too especially next morning!

Never fart in the shower after a big night on Guinness. Nearly gassed myself!

Agree with the previous comments, I find Big Rock McNalleys Ale really revs me up

46 Prunes

Worst gas producing food for me for sure!

My dad farts a lot like 10 times or more a day after eating prunes.

47 Red Velvet Cake

Who the hell farts from cake?

Red velvet cake give me the world's worst farting ration the world like so bad like all the wetness and or things like sharking. - Teddy101

48 Cranberry

Drank half a quart of cranberry juice and I'm stinking the place up

Drank half a carton of pure cranberry juice and sulphur smell is terrible

Smells like sulfur too.

Ate a whole bag of dried cranberries and farted when skyping My boy friend

49 Apples An apple is a sweet, edible fruit produced by an apple tree. Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus.

These juicy little gas bombs make me bloat and then I'm ripping unholy butt-thunder in to my poor, poor car seat on my way to work.

Ate a apple, can stop farting now.

When I ate two apples I farted for whole two weeks

I ATE APPLES AND COULD NOT STOP FARTING BUT I DID HAVE BROCCOLI AND CHOCLATE COATED SULTANA AND NUTS THAT WOULD NOT OF HELPED laugh out loud :O

50 Bologna

Dunno what it is, but if I eat bologna sandwiches for lunch, folks are gagging all around me within the hour

I'm farting just reading this!

Yeah! Good old red bull

Love the stuff, even though I know what will happen

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