Foods That Make You Fart

The Top Ten

1 Baked Beans

I LOVE BAKED BEANS AND I ROCK AT FARTS!
MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS I AM GONNA PUT A HOLE IN THE COUCH

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you "toot".

Last night I was eating beans and in bed I farted so much that I had to run out of the room holding my nose and I had to spray a strong smelling deodorant it the smell ranked

I had baked beans last night and they gave me bad gas and I'm still farting this morning. just ripped a couple of good ones

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2 Cheese

My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description.

Cheese makes THE worst farts

Have been mostly cheese free for the past couple of months - had cream cheese last night and within half an hour was doing horrible ones. Fine again today then had more cream cheese for dinner and BOOM! Horrible farts.

I'm tooting in the breakroom right now - Grossdude

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3 Eggs

I ate eggs for breakfest, and believe it or not I was farting so much the teacher made me leave the classroom.

Oh no I had eggs for dinner on my hamberger! I am planning on farting in my brothers room when he is in the shower it is going to stink! Epic

Me and some mates have a yearly festival on the 4th Thursday of February! Its called Bregfest: the festival devoted unashamedly to bread and eggs! The flat smells so bad afterwards! Love it!

I love egg salad or deviled eggs. I love the sulpherus farts. I can dutch oven them and make the best farts. Even I want to throw up.

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4 Brussel Sprouts

Just found out why my girl has to sleep at her place tonight

I AM WORKING ON ALL TYPES OF SPROUTS.

They make me fart a lot

YUCK! I don't even eat them

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5 Onions

I had french onion soup for dinner tonight. Hubby was not happy when he got home.

I ate some cooked onions and now I am farting propane non stop!

Onion Rings produce flatus 6 - 8 hours after consumption. The resultant flatulence frequency is mind blowing as well as room clearing. My mates have a seasonal Friday evening gathering after eating boxes of onion rings fron Burger King for lunch. The morning poo isn't a pleasant texture but smells perfectly like onion. Great for laughs but not good for your guts or the pizza delivery guy you fart on as you close the door.

I had a cheesy mash with lots of almost-raw onions in it and then an hour later all of hell broke loose. The three cats are wide-eyed and ears pricked every time another mushroom cloud of onion stink is emitted; if they survive the fallout they're going straight to a pet shrink to be checked for PTSD. The funniest thing is how these malevolent ass-maelstroms defy logic by smelling more like onions than onions themselves. It's almost beautiful.

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6 Curry

My wife is asleep on the couch, she came to bedroom and started checking the floor for dog poo only to discover the smell was from between the sheets haha

Give me a good vindaloo and I have explosive farts for two days! Especially if it's washed down with a couple of lagers...

I've had this tonight... Oh god, I can't stop farting! Ah

I just consumed a large amont of curry beef tip dinner, and heres a tip for you, run for the hills. This stuff will make you FART!

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7 Pizza Pizza Pizza is a yeasted flatbread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The term was first recorded in the 10th century, in a Latin manuscript from Gaeta in Central Italy.

Don't need a gas station after eating pizza, just back up to the car and fart in the gas tank!

I ate 5 slices of pizza over the course of a few hours last night. Grossly enough the farts smelled a bit like garlic and cheese which had been laid thick on the slices. It's midafternoon right now and I'm still ripping out garlic/cheese scented farts. Pizza has my vote.

I ate pizza yesterday and farted all the rest of the day

Yea, pizza is bad. What's really something is that every food effects someone different.

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8 Broccoli

Had broccoli at work, horrible mistake! It was my first day on the job and I was sooo nervous I get the WORST flatulence when I'm nervous! Farts smelled absolutely atrocious! God I was so embarrassed I knew everyone could hear AND smell the gassy farts coming from my cubical!, later I was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face

Haha! I had to laugh when I saw this list but, yes, my confession is that broccoli can keep me up all night.

Due to the fact it is the only food on the list also on my Sunday dinners... I have been trying to find out whilst the whole house facts so much after wards and upon seeing this I am blaming the broccoli laugh out loud

I fart too loud in my bedroom for years my butt is smelly sometimes when I do it but if it's soft when I hadn't eaten anything that's okay but when I do eat broccoli and pizza and pasta or salad or green beans too also then it smells bad when I do out loud or a bit soft

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9 Eggplant

Made eggplant for the first time and I have been farting every 10 seconds for over an hour! Even the dog wont stay in the room anymore!

WOW and the Smell... I almost made my eyes water, had to roll down the window. It has been almost 24 hrs and I'm going off like a brick of firecrackers.

Roasted some eggplant, my husband is so gross he won't stop farting and excusing himself to the bathroom! But I'm mega tooting myself, will not be a romantic evening! Might as well watch Law and order cause there is nothing less romantic than that, plus after eggplant booty!

Oh my word, I ate a eggplant veggie casserole thingy and I have the most terrible rotten farts 😵 Thankfully I'm home alone tonight (but my cats have to deal with the stank...)

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10 Cabbage

My mom just mad eggs rolls with some nasty cabbage I think cause our guts are both rumbling with firey farts

Had sauerkraut tonight. Can't stop rippin it.

Had cabbage at work, farts smelled like broccoli mixed with eggs, was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face

Working the grave yard shift can get quiet and boring. There are 5 of us in the building and somehow have started a nastiest fart Olympics.
To sweep the gold medal I mixed cabbage and baked beans washed down with Bush beer. Did a WWF wrestling pose with each explosion. All 5 of us ended up outside breathing fresh air.

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The Contenders

11 Fizzy Drinks

I have a coworker that farts all the time after drinking mountain dew!

I drank a pint of fizzy tonic water before bed last night and didn't burp it out. About an hour ago I went to the toiled at let out one all mighty trumpm, it lasted about ten seconds.

Mountain Dew and Pepsi, Farts A lot! - pjh4109

Can Diet Pepsi make you fart

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12 Refried Beans

The worst smelling farts a human could produce. I try to get vegeterian refried they don't make me pass gas, it's the traditional refried that do it. I just blew one out I can't take the smell myself I mean the vapor trail is hot and smells intoxicating.. broccoli gets me also but not as bad..

Refried beans and fried eggs for breakfast is not a good idea, my parents made me leave the living room before I made the whole room smell.

Beware, Refried beans will set off a nuclear bomb in your underwear.

I had really bad gas while I was performing in a concert after eating a vegetarian burrito platter and a side of refried beans. I did it on purpose because I was playing with a all girl jazz band and they needed a bass sax player and I was the only guy. as I was playing I could hear my tummy rumble and I could feel the fart being ripped. man they stunk and the chick who played bari sax was like damn your ass stinks!

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13 Pasta

Okay my little brother smell like barf after he had tomato/noodly farts(to complicated to explain. He made our entire house 10 degrees hotter than it normally is. Whenever he eats pasta it gets a lot smelliest. We fanned it over into the neighbors yard anytime this happens.I for one think that his butt punishment for me is smelly smells. He doesn't even wash. He has made me faint before. I am rating pasta the biggest gas caused ever.

Pasta and spaghetti cause a lot of farts for me cause they have wheat try eating rice

I are pasta and farted up a storm

Especially wholewheat pasta!

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14 Fried Garlic

If I eat several roasted garlic bulbs - the farting is really bad with bloating. The farting is right at 60 second intervals and of large volume and sulfer smell. Causes more gas than any other food by far with me.

I have farted for almost a day strait. Thank god it's the weekend. I fart a lot and eat anything I want. I ate a lot of olives stuffed with garlic the other night and have been farting more than any other time In my life. It's crazy!

I know not why, I only know the result, and for me it only takes a sprinkle. As I submit this opinion I fear these shall be my final words, garlic causes epic farts for me without question, although entertaining, also painful and most foul. Oh no... Save yourself!

Made some fried noodles with a lot of garlic & onion. Hours later, my room has become a second kitchen cus it smells like one.. especially with that spicy hot garlic scent.

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15 Cereal

A huge bowl of Harvest Crunch does it for me every time, even my neighbors hate me on those days!

... This is the whole reason I got on ths website. Laugh out loud. I been farting so much. Its ridiculous. TOO MUCH CEREAL, NO MORE CEREAL 4 ME.

Oh God, I don't eat much foods, but when I eat cereal, my stomach doesn't want to go unheard, and I rip 'em all morning!

The first time I even notice cereal makes you fart. I was searching if cereal SHOULD make you fart lol and I got to this website

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16 Banana

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BananaPhone!

Ring ring ring ring ring, Banannaphone!

One banana isn't so bad. But if I eat two or more, I'm farting the rest of the day.

I love bananas, but not the end result.

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17 Fried Chicken

When I eat chikn fried, baked, grilled, Oh my god. I fart so much that it makes me laugh which makes me fart even more. I love chicken, but it hates me. Oh well. I'll just sleep on the couch. My girlfriend doesn't need a Dutch oven!

Ate hot & spicy fried wings 2 days ago and the farts that are burning through my cheeks smell exactly like the fresh box I took home those 2 days ago. It is also accompanied by a serious gastrointestinal rumble and burn. There is no stopping, a mere handful of minutes between lashings. I work in a private office space but this spills out into the hallway, luckily for the other occupants of the building I'm at the end of the hall.

I recently realized that my intermittent farting spells have been caused by chicken. I knew that eggs did this but now I know that the things that lay them also cause me to have gas.

ravages me

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18 Milk

3 hours before I go to bed, I make sure I have at least 4 glasses of warm milk, this milk comb mixes perfectly in my tummy, I get the smelliest farts all night, my wife tends to send me to the couch because it smells like propane, I once farted on her sisters face when we were camping and she hasnt spoken a word to me since that. Loudest farts thus far, I love the feel of my ass getting ripped open in my work cubicle, I'm 100% sure everyone in my floor thinks that patrick the fat guy next to me rips those farts but noo they are mistaken, its all me, sweet dairy milky farts

It gets me really really gassy you know especially if you have some weird disease however you spell it and also it is a good way to get some other crap that you need to stay alive with

I can't stop farting in class so embarrassed

It is scientifically approven that milk makes u trump/fart

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19 Lentil Soup

I am poisoning my wife right now. Lentil soup produces positively toxic flatulence.

Anything with lentils will make you pop. Once I made a Dahl for a first date, v bad choice.

Lentil soup is a major far maker!

Ate some about an hour ago and it feels like there's a storm brewin in my intestines. Like waves crashing against a wall.. and once they reach the opening.. I set those gassy waves free... sweet release.

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20 Mushrooms

I made baked chicken with mushroom sauce today for my husband and I for dinner and we have been farting up a storm. It doesn't stink at all it's just so much gas I think I'm gonna open a gas station.

Tremendous amount of gas lasts for hours:)
Even a small amount on pizza.

Within half an hour of eating them, I am a fart machine!

Every single time! I should know by now.

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