Foods That Make You Fart

The Top Ten

1 Baked Beans

I LOVE BAKED BEANS AND I ROCK AT FARTS!
MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS I AM GONNA PUT A HOLE IN THE COUCH

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you "toot".

Last night I was eating beans and in bed I farted so much that I had to run out of the room holding my nose and I had to spray a strong smelling deodorant it the smell ranked

Sometimes you may even fart in your sleep, like a loud fart woke you up by surprise. - PhilTheCorgi

Me:What the hell is baked beans
A guy:This
Me:what this thingy your saying
A guy:this
Me:what?
A guy:OK OK OK ITS BAKED BEANS OK YOU GET IT
me:oh what?
A guy:look
Me:?
A guy:these are baked beans right
Me:yeah
A guy:they make you fart and they are good for you and itโ€™s every useful
Me:oh ok sure I will buy it what ever it cost
A guy:itโ€™s free
Me:ITS FREE SURE I WILL TAKE IT
A guy:thank you
Me:no problem
The End

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2 Cheese

My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description.

Cheese makes THE worst farts

Have been mostly cheese free for the past couple of months - had cream cheese last night and within half an hour was doing horrible ones. Fine again today then had more cream cheese for dinner and BOOM! Horrible farts.

Foul smelling, filthy, dizzy smell! Block that hole in your butt, my friends say

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3 Eggs

I ate eggs for breakfest, and believe it or not I was farting so much the teacher made me leave the classroom.

Oh no I had eggs for dinner on my hamberger! I am planning on farting in my brothers room when he is in the shower it is going to stink! Epic

Me and some mates have a yearly festival on the 4th Thursday of February! Its called Bregfest: the festival devoted unashamedly to bread and eggs! The flat smells so bad afterwards! Love it!

egg1

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4 Brussel Sprouts

Just found out why my girl has to sleep at her place tonight

I AM WORKING ON ALL TYPES OF SPROUTS.

They make me fart a lot

EWWW! Most of the stuff on this list at least taste nice but Brussels nice bad and smell digusting I HATE SPROUTS ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž

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5 Broccoli

Had broccoli at work, horrible mistake! It was my first day on the job and I was sooo nervous I get the WORST flatulence when I'm nervous! Farts smelled absolutely atrocious! God I was so embarrassed I knew everyone could hear AND smell the gassy farts coming from my cubical!, later I was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face

Haha! I had to laugh when I saw this list but, yes, my confession is that broccoli can keep me up all night.

Due to the fact it is the only food on the list also on my Sunday dinners... I have been trying to find out whilst the whole house facts so much after wards and upon seeing this I am blaming the broccoli laugh out loud

My broccoli Farr's are warm and stink like eggs!

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6 Pizza Pizza Pizza is a yeasted flatbread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The term was first recorded in the 10th century, in a Latin manuscript from Gaeta in Central Italy.

Don't need a gas station after eating pizza, just back up to the car and fart in the gas tank!

I ate 5 slices of pizza over the course of a few hours last night. Grossly enough the farts smelled a bit like garlic and cheese which had been laid thick on the slices. It's midafternoon right now and I'm still ripping out garlic/cheese scented farts. Pizza has my vote.

I ate pizza yesterday and farted all the rest of the day

Yea, pizza is bad. What's really something is that every food effects someone different.

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7 Onions

I had french onion soup for dinner tonight. Hubby was not happy when he got home.

I ate some cooked onions and now I am farting propane non stop!

Onion Rings produce flatus 6 - 8 hours after consumption. The resultant flatulence frequency is mind blowing as well as room clearing. My mates have a seasonal Friday evening gathering after eating boxes of onion rings fron Burger King for lunch. The morning poo isn't a pleasant texture but smells perfectly like onion. Great for laughs but not good for your guts or the pizza delivery guy you fart on as you close the door.

I could feel my ass burning after the fried onions I ate yesterday decided to take way out.

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8 Curry

My wife is asleep on the couch, she came to bedroom and started checking the floor for dog poo only to discover the smell was from between the sheets haha

Give me a good vindaloo and I have explosive farts for two days! Especially if it's washed down with a couple of lagers...

I've had this tonight... Oh god, I can't stop farting! Ah

I just consumed a large amont of curry beef tip dinner, and heres a tip for you, run for the hills. This stuff will make you FART!

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9 Refried Beans

I own a cleaning service and I just hired a girl who's a friend of mine who lost her job when toys r us went out of business. She's a pretty brunette with a huge butt. We're getting ready to clean houses when she tells me that she ate refried beans at the Mexican restaurant and she has gas. As soon as we get into the house her tummy starts rumbling and a couple of minutes later as she's cleaning a toilet I hear a huge fart come from where she's working and then right after she ripped another one. Then I was hit by the smell of them. They really stunk. But she's the best toilet cleaner I have and I'm willing to put up with her farting problem. So we're going to be cleaning houses and I'm willing to put up with smelling her big booty with a gas problem. Hey if you're going to work with a good looking college girl you gotta put up with the fact that she farts like a dude and they stink

At my college it's time to make sure that the sorority pledges can handle anything so the one that I do the dirty work for needed my butt last night. So I went to the local Mexican restaurant and loaded up on veggie burritos and refried beans. It was all you can eat. Then I went to waffle house which also makes me gassy and ate a patty melt. So I was farting big time. All the girls were ready for me to blast farts that never had smelled as raunchy as they did last night. They were gagging and saying how bad it smelled. When I was finished the smell lingered in the room for a while. I was proud of myself!

On occasion my butt is borrowed by a sorority because of my farts. They smell really bad. Last night was a night they wanted me to fart in the faces of the pledges. So I loaded up on a bit of Mexican food and refried beans so I could be nice and gassy. I was wearing my deer lounge pants. When it was time to go over one of the sorority sisters was willing to be the fart smell tester I blasted a huge fart and she coughed and said yeah that smells really bad. So I'm sure all the pledges enjoyed smelling my stinky booty

I purposely ate really bad Mexican food and lots of refried beans so I could fill the arena with farts during the women's college basketball game. It was crazy pants night for people in the band so I wore my lounge pants with deer on them and farted all night. Eating bad Mexican gave me really bad gas so pretty much all of them stunk

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10 Eggplant

Made eggplant for the first time and I have been farting every 10 seconds for over an hour! Even the dog wont stay in the room anymore!

WOW and the Smell... I almost made my eyes water, had to roll down the window. It has been almost 24 hrs and I'm going off like a brick of firecrackers.

Roasted some eggplant, my husband is so gross he won't stop farting and excusing himself to the bathroom! But I'm mega tooting myself, will not be a romantic evening! Might as well watch Law and order cause there is nothing less romantic than that, plus after eggplant booty!

Oh my word, I ate a eggplant veggie casserole thingy and I have the most terrible rotten farts ๐Ÿ˜ต Thankfully I'm home alone tonight (but my cats have to deal with the stank...)

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The Contenders

11 Cabbage

My mom just mad eggs rolls with some nasty cabbage I think cause our guts are both rumbling with firey farts

Had sauerkraut tonight. Can't stop rippin it.

Had cabbage at work, farts smelled like broccoli mixed with eggs, was on the elevator with another guy and I farted a BAD ONE. I got really nervous and said I was sorry as I quickly fanned my butt as a couple other loud ones bubbled out and he said it was fine it happens to everyone. Later I decided to take the stairs to relieve some gas only to fart a bubbly broccoli fart in a hot interns face

Working the grave yard shift can get quiet and boring. There are 5 of us in the building and somehow have started a nastiest fart Olympics.
To sweep the gold medal I mixed cabbage and baked beans washed down with Bush beer. Did a WWF wrestling pose with each explosion. All 5 of us ended up outside breathing fresh air.

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12 Fizzy Drinks

I have a coworker that farts all the time after drinking mountain dew!

I drank a pint of fizzy tonic water before bed last night and didn't burp it out. About an hour ago I went to the toiled at let out one all mighty trumpm, it lasted about ten seconds.

Mountain Dew and Pepsi, Farts A lot! - pjh4109

Dr. Pepper's a fizzy drink. - andrewteel

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13 Pasta

My boyfriend eats spaghetti bog and soon after the room is gassed out with farts it smells like someone has thrown stink bombs in there followed by a trip to the toilet to let some of that bog out

Okay my little brother smell like barf after he had tomato/noodly farts(to complicated to explain. He made our entire house 10 degrees hotter than it normally is. Whenever he eats pasta it gets a lot smelliest. We fanned it over into the neighbors yard anytime this happens.I for one think that his butt punishment for me is smelly smells. He doesn't even wash. He has made me faint before. I am rating pasta the biggest gas caused ever.

Pasta and spaghetti cause a lot of farts for me cause they have wheat try eating rice

Especially wholewheat pasta!

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14 Fried Garlic

If I eat several roasted garlic bulbs - the farting is really bad with bloating. The farting is right at 60 second intervals and of large volume and sulfer smell. Causes more gas than any other food by far with me.

I have farted for almost a day strait. Thank god it's the weekend. I fart a lot and eat anything I want. I ate a lot of olives stuffed with garlic the other night and have been farting more than any other time In my life. It's crazy!

I know not why, I only know the result, and for me it only takes a sprinkle. As I submit this opinion I fear these shall be my final words, garlic causes epic farts for me without question, although entertaining, also painful and most foul. Oh no... Save yourself!

I've always suffered from potent bottom wind. After moving to Morocco this became less of an issue until I reintroduced garlic into my diet. Now I'm windier than ever and all the more happy for it.

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15 Cereal

A huge bowl of Harvest Crunch does it for me every time, even my neighbors hate me on those days!

... This is the whole reason I got on ths website. Laugh out loud. I been farting so much. Its ridiculous. TOO MUCH CEREAL, NO MORE CEREAL 4 ME.

Oh God, I don't eat much foods, but when I eat cereal, my stomach doesn't want to go unheard, and I rip 'em all morning!

I don't know if it's the milk in the cereal or the cereal alone lol.

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16 Beef Stew

Why do my farts smell so bad? Oh yeah, two bowls of beef stew last night!

Have you seen Benchwarmers? If you have you understand why Beef Stew will make you rip!

Bet it smells like a third bowl ah

I also poop stew the next day - terrible!

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17 Banana

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BananaPhone!

Ring ring ring ring ring, Banannaphone!

One banana isn't so bad. But if I eat two or more, I'm farting the rest of the day.

I love bananas, but not the end result.

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18 Bean Burrito

Being a college student means you don't make the best dietary decisions. I was constipated and I thought having a couple of bean burritos would do the trick. I was wrong. It did give me gas and throughout the whole jazz band concert the bari sax wasn't the only thing making noise. While I was playing I could feel my tummy rumble and then feel the fart blast out and I could smell how bad it was. I continued playing and farting the entire time. My girlfriend was playing next to me. When I got home I was still farting like crazy and my girl was like seriously. - Grossdude

My girl made these for dinner last night, and soon as I started cleaning they kicked in. This is what she heard as I was cleaning the bathroom. Toot toot toot. She was like you have gas already?! Yeah I did and they smell! - Grossdude

Since my job now at college is to make a sororities pledges smell my farts I load up on taco bell bean burritos. last night a couple of sorority sisters asked me what qualifies as a good fart so being a guy I showed them. I was gassy so I rocked back, ripped a loud one and waved it towards my nose to see if it stinks. it did so I waved it their direction and they were pretty grossed out when the smell came their way

My girlfriend and I went out to dinner last night and it was all you can eat bean burritos at the local Mexican restaurant. I was starving so I chowed down. you probably know what happened next. I had gas and was farting up a storm. my farts stink when I don't eat beans and they were stinking big time. we were getting ready to go to sleep and I was still blasting them and my girlfriend was grossed out by how bad they stunk hours later

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19 Fried Chicken

When I eat chikn fried, baked, grilled, Oh my god. I fart so much that it makes me laugh which makes me fart even more. I love chicken, but it hates me. Oh well. I'll just sleep on the couch. My girlfriend doesn't need a Dutch oven!

Ate hot & spicy fried wings 2 days ago and the farts that are burning through my cheeks smell exactly like the fresh box I took home those 2 days ago. It is also accompanied by a serious gastrointestinal rumble and burn. There is no stopping, a mere handful of minutes between lashings. I work in a private office space but this spills out into the hallway, luckily for the other occupants of the building I'm at the end of the hall.

I recently realized that my intermittent farting spells have been caused by chicken. I knew that eggs did this but now I know that the things that lay them also cause me to have gas.

ravages me

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20 Milk

3 hours before I go to bed, I make sure I have at least 4 glasses of warm milk, this milk comb mixes perfectly in my tummy, I get the smelliest farts all night, my wife tends to send me to the couch because it smells like propane, I once farted on her sisters face when we were camping and she hasnt spoken a word to me since that. Loudest farts thus far, I love the feel of my ass getting ripped open in my work cubicle, I'm 100% sure everyone in my floor thinks that patrick the fat guy next to me rips those farts but noo they are mistaken, its all me, sweet dairy milky farts

It gets me really really gassy you know especially if you have some weird disease however you spell it and also it is a good way to get some other crap that you need to stay alive with

I can't stop farting in class so embarrassed

Whenever my mom drinks milk, it makes her fart

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21 Lentil Soup

I am poisoning my wife right now. Lentil soup produces positively toxic flatulence.

Stayed at bad all night farting. It was a smelly hell in the morning. But it tastes so good!

Anything with lentils will make you pop. Once I made a Dahl for a first date, v bad choice.

Ate some about an hour ago and it feels like there's a storm brewin in my intestines. Like waves crashing against a wall.. and once they reach the opening.. I set those gassy waves free... sweet release.

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22 Mushrooms

I made baked chicken with mushroom sauce today for my husband and I for dinner and we have been farting up a storm. It doesn't stink at all it's just so much gas I think I'm gonna open a gas station.

Tremendous amount of gas lasts for hours:)
Even a small amount on pizza.

Within half an hour of eating them, I am a fart machine!

Every single time! I should know by now.

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23 Cauliflower

It feels so good to fart it's the best thing ever I do it 24/7 like I can do it any time I want the people in the school know me for farting a lot

Hands down, cauliflower can cause some of the worse gas. Funky!

Cauliflower cheese - yummy but very trumpy!

Fartin feels GGODD

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24 Peanut Butter

Ok this proves Peanut Butter will make you fart every min. and it is miserable. Anyway I had my friend sleepover and we are fans of Peanut butter so we ate probably the whole thing. Yet in the morning I felt like I was going to puke, my friend was suggesting ways to get rid of it yet couldn't talk because of the stench that filled the room. Then I farted and when I did I gaged at the stench then puked. Just because of the stench! It literally smelt like popcorn yet mixed with rotten eggs and a firecracker! I totally messed up that night!

We put peanut butter in biscuit to catch field mice in our house and wondered what the popping sound was! I bet it was the mice after they ate the peanut butter. I daren't eat the stuff - peanut butter toots are yuk!

The strange thing about peanut butter is that it's almost instantaneous. You eat, then you fart. PB never used to affect me, but now it's my go to if I want to cloud up a room.

Oh man you guys had me laughing I'm the same. Never had issue and loved (still love if I'm honest) PB but no way not anymore I cannot!

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25 Chili

I own a cleaning service and one night I had to clean bathrooms at a restaurant after they closed. Since I knew it was going to be a late night I had dinner later in the evening and I had made veggie chili. When I do a job I work by myself. By the time I got to the restaurant the gas was starting. As I was cleaning the first stall I ripped a huge fart it stunk really bad. I pretty much tooted the whole time I was cleaning. And the toots smelled pretty much like what I ate and the smell lingered - Grossdude

I had chili for lunch before I went outside to saw some wood. I was working for a few minutes before it kicked in. My girl came out to see how I was doing. The first thing that happened was I felt a good belch coming up so I let it rip and then another belch came up and then it was all farts after that. And they smelled real bad! - Grossdude

A sorority wanted to find a guy who had the loudest and worst smelling farts so I went over for the contest. I had vegetarian chili so I could definitely win. I won easily so they used my butt one night. I ate a ton of it and all the new pledges had to see how long they could sniff my ass while I farted constantly and stink up the room. believe me most of the girls were so grossed out by how bad they stunk

I had nachos with chili on them and I've had farts and gas all evening. still tooting hours later. could be the beans in the chili

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26 Sausage

Sausage gives me a serious dose of the old rumble guts. First I get a slow gurgling sensation which works its way south until it reaches my bum, it feels like its wet, heavy and toxic, and that's BEFORE it is birthed... When it seeps out, dear god it is awful, the heat generated is tremendous and the smell... Atrocious, worst of all is the humid feeling in my pants and the constant burning sensation around my ring - piece. I usually check my trousers in the mirror to look for damp spots and never wear khaki's or chinos just in case.
I think this is where they got the idea for napalm.

I love sausage rolls so much but I swear every time I eat them the next few days is appalling they are just loud heavy farts and the smell well my labourer has now decided to drive himself to work rather than me pick him up can someone recommend a non toxic sausage roll

Good Lord the British certainly know how to put words together. I vote this is the funniest one

Ah damn! I just slipped down the stairs and the sausages I brought fell out #cabbagesquad2016

27 Fruit

Satsumas - I can never just eat one which is probably the problem. Poop Poop goes mummy!

Apples and pears especially. has to do with the fiber and pectin in the fruits. I fart hardcore after eating apples. And would someone tell me why it is I have to fart more than usual when I'm at work?

I bet some fruits make you fart though.

Its not fruit ok fruits do not make you fart! 11 gosh

28 Green Beans

Don't make me fart.

29 Raisins

A big bowl of rasin bran, stew for a few hours, and let fly!

Raisins will definitely make you fart your ass off.

I've eaten raisins for the past few days... And oh my God!

Makes me rumble in class. been going on for half a year and I've just realised...

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30 Bell Peppers

I am banned from eating these in my house. Even my cat looks at me, pins her ears back, and runs for the back door. The smell wakes me and my husband from a dead sleep. No more. Ever.

The farts smell exactly like peppers.

I love raw bell peppers but when I eat to much, they totally make my fart smell just like a bell pepper lmao

i agree

31 Sour Pickles

Gets you disgusted with the all new fart o nator

32 Fiber One Bars

They had a special going at the store for a box of 48. I decided to try them and they were so good I ate 3. I think there could be a chance to turn my farts into rocket fuel because I not only felt I was going to take-off but my family made me take off out the door. The box disappeared mysteriously.

They taste like candy bars, but you will feel like your stomach will burst every 15 minutes!

I had fiber one bars and my butt was like a firecracker. Tasty yet you might want a different snack especially if your going somewhere public.

Friend ate an entire box of FOB's for lunch one day... Never. Again.

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33 Sour Patch Kids Sour Patch Kids

I can't stop farting

I agree! Those little children make me fart up a storm.

Same and it is silent but deadly in my case

1 small bag of these and my house smells like the great depression for the next 4 hours. It's almost instantaneous.

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34 Peas

I ate pea soup today... I think my husband will be sorry I did! Poor guy:/

I love pea soup! I made a large pot yesterday and ate a couple of yummy bowlfuls:) YUM! Anyway, I can't get to sleep right now because I am busy stinking up the bedroom.

Good Lord I don't remember pea soup causing farts like this before but I have been farting my head off. long rippers

Fried Peas as a snack make me fart, but not stinky, just very gassy!

Peas certainly don't make ME fart!

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35 Goldfish Crackers

When I eat goldfish, I can't stop... So excessive amounts of goldfish will you give you the worst smelling gas you have ever had.

One time I ate the hole bag and I farted so much every ware I went my pets left the room.

I love goldfish, but they make me fart for hours after I eat them so I can never eat them

Me too

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36 Chocolate

My brother ate some chocolate and when it's bed time my brother farts like a machine gun.. The bathroom smelled like...

Hade some dark chocolate can't stop fart ing

I fart when I eat chocolate

Smelly

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37 Stuffing With Sausage Meat

Stuffing makes me issue forth like a guilty dog. My girlfriend is threatening to have my bum removed.

Uh ohh christmas time is lethal

As soon as I've ate it, it's straight out the other end in gas form

Yeah

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38 Pinto Beans and Yellow Hominy

If you ain't dying, you ain't trying.

Man I went to the buffet discovered hominy now its 2 am and blowing deadlyhorns what

39 Tacos Tacos A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.

I Had tacos last night for dinner and ever since, I've been wondering why I've been farting wet ones... I know why now. Though they were so good. I'm farting some stinly ones as I type. I don't know why but farting is relieving to my butt... Haha

I ate tacos for the first time since ever again and now I constantly fart like crazy.

Actually don't vote for me

Ate school tacos that made me very gassy. ๐ŸŒฎ

40 Beef Jerky

I'm surprised Jerkey doesn't rate higher, it is one of my "go to" foods when I need to seek revenge on someone. Results are fast, and never disappoint!

I am honestly not even able to stand my own farts after beef jerky

The good thing about it though is that your farts smells the same coming out as the jerky did going in...

Unfortunately that means that when I fart my mouth starts to water...

Macho Man busts in and says Oh Yeah here's the SlimJims

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41 Pickles

I noticed that I farted much less when I stopped eating pickles

My mom always has the worst farts after eating pickles at the movie theatre

I fart in bed with my wife after eating pickles

Find it funny that when I have an argument a pickle always seems The need to get involved
๐Ÿต #cabbagesquad2016

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42 Salmon

I had salmon for dinner and the flatulence makes me question how something that's supposed to be healthy, can have such a violent effect on my insides. I think it's the omega 3 because I don't just get explosive flatulence from salmon but also from omega 3 or fish oil capsules. It smells bad but it's downright deadly in the shower.

A farts non stop

I just ate salmon and I haven't farted.

Can't believe my birthday cake just arrived. Mm salmon icing is my favourite ๐ŸŽ‚
#cabbagesquad2016

43 Lemon Tea

It makes you full and you have to let it out

Uhh yeah, once I had diahoreah on my scout captain whilst drinking lemon tea

44 Beer

Any kind of beer will give you the farts... Must have something to do with the fizz... My personal pick would be a nice strong lager or dark ale... Can make for some really stinky ones too especially next morning!

Never fart in the shower after a big night on Guinness. Nearly gassed myself!

Agree with the previous comments, I find Big Rock McNalleys Ale really revs me up

45 Fried Dumplings

Run for it! The stench it is definitely unbearable

46 Prunes

Worst gas producing food for me for sure!

My dad farts a lot like 10 times or more a day after eating prunes.

47 Apples

These juicy little gas bombs make me bloat and then I'm ripping unholy butt-thunder in to my poor, poor car seat on my way to work.

Ate a apple, can stop farting now.

When I ate two apples I farted for whole two weeks

I ATE APPLES AND COULD NOT STOP FARTING BUT I DID HAVE BROCCOLI AND CHOCLATE COATED SULTANA AND NUTS THAT WOULD NOT OF HELPED laugh out loud :O

48 Bologna

Dunno what it is, but if I eat bologna sandwiches for lunch, folks are gagging all around me within the hour

I'm farting just reading this!

Yeah! Good old red bull

Love the stuff, even though I know what will happen

49 Cranberry

Drank half a quart of cranberry juice and I'm stinking the place up

Drank half a carton of pure cranberry juice and sulphur smell is terrible

Smells like sulfur too.

Ate a whole bag of dried cranberries and farted when skyping My boy friend

50 Vimto

I was farting so bad I got my pants shipt

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