Top 10 Funniest Foods and Drinks

It is so funny! This is cheese from a donkey's butt! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

Someone help me... - ohmygod834

not funny

Someone please create a list called Top 10 Reasons Why Sausagelover99 Should Be Unsuspended - Sausagelover99

I wonder what the females in this species are called - SpectralOwl

Swing a-ding-ding! Scaramouche's seen talking penises, but now he sees swimming penises! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Not even surprised Korea eats this. Lol - MemeTheKeem

LOL I'm DYING IT ACTUALLY EXISTS - Unharmless

*Snickers* Economic joke well what did I expect from this amusing dairy product oh yes a price joke! - Kevinsidis

Yeah it’s holes

The more cheese, the more holes.
The more holes, the less cheese.
Ergo: The more cheese, the less cheese. - PetSounds

Funny cheese with big holes!
But we don't eat the holes, do we? Nevertheless, we pay for the holes, I guess.
Funny, eh?
(Swiss Cheese is actually Emmental chesse / Emmentaler) - Metal_Treasure

This literally sounds like a sex position term that came out of the Urban Dictionary. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

LOL. Thanks to whoever added it. This list just needed something like that. I had no idea it existed and asked Google. Here's the answer:
"Spotted dick is a British pudding, made with suet and dried fruit and often served with custard. It is made from a flat sheet of suet pastry sprinkled with dried fruit, which is then rolled up into a circular pudding." - Wikipedia - Metal_Treasure

It's donkey milk - Metal_Treasure

Yes! This is real! Lol! - AnimeDrawer

Aka Rocky Mountain Oysters - Metal_Treasure

Y'all remember that Total Drama episode where Owen ate these? Yep, it did not go down so well for him... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Didn't you get your funniest yet sweetest mustaches ever (thanks to it)?
Didn't you eat your mustaches at least once? - Metal_Treasure

That's what Donald Trumps hair looks like, banana cotton candy

by the way cotton candy is yum - BlazinWraith

"Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market, yes Victor? " - ModernSpongeBobSucks

IT IS SO DELICIOUS!

Whoever found that image, thank you for the laugh and get some psychiatric help. - Sop

It is a sausage on a stick that has been coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter and deep fried. - Metal_Treasure

Well this image just fried my brain. - Mumbizz01

They good. - 23windomt

Delicious! I guess some random dude lost their toe out of nowhere, and now have only 6 toes. Put that toe in a drink made out of cow poop and you get a fine and delicious masterpiece! I would love to drink something with a human toe! - AnimeDrawer

Sounds gross. - lovefrombadlands

Don't do it

(aka champagne although Champagne is only a brand).
It's fun when you open a bottle and it makes a sound that can scare your neighbors. The wine then might go to the ceiling and after that might drop into the glasses and onto your guests. So funny!
Also, Red Sparkling Wine is funnier than the White Sparkling Wine because Red Sparkling Wine can make your place look like a crime scene. Haha! - Metal_Treasure

Spaghetti are the funniest among all pastas (spaghetti are the long, thin and cylindrical pasta).
Why are they funny?
1) it's fun to bring them to your mouth
2) you make funny noises while eating them
3) they look like long worms that you eat
4) they often look like a poop
5) you may look funny after eating them - Metal_Treasure

They do look like trees! I always thought they were trees! - AnimeDrawer

They look like tiny trees.

They look like little wisdom trees that has sparkled to its enormous sight and aww it's just so cute/*Snaps part of the broccoli*- Kevinsidis

They look like something that comes from a boy. - AnimeDrawer

Two words: EXPAND DONG. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Bananas look funny and it's also funny when people step on banana peels.
Besides, all people look kinda funny with a banana in the mouth... - Metal_Treasure

I find it funny how people are gullible to eat these despite the risk of death. - RaccoonCartoon

"As if I really look like this! " - Mrs. Puff - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This fish looks really funny - it looks like a cactus.
But it would be even funnier if you eat it when not cooked properly. Why? Because you can die. Ha. Ha.
(pufferfish can be lethal if not prepared properly because of potential poisoning) - Metal_Treasure

Dying is pretty funny, I gotta agree
especially when it's ME XP - EliHbk

Cue the sexual innuendos, please. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ok you guys are so immature - 23windomt

The battle of your fork with them can be epic - olives run away and you chase them; they escape from the plate and you chase them,... - Metal_Treasure

Some are funny, like the one in the image that looks like hooker legs. - RaccoonCartoon

hot - Unharmless

A melting Ice Cream Bar can be very funny, I know it from my own experience - Metal_Treasure

Have you seen your tongue after eating them? - Metal_Treasure

Your tongue looks funny colored... - Metal_Treasure

The most delicious and sensual food.

It has nothing to do with Vladimir Putin but when pronounced they sound almost the same, so imagine this:
"Last night I ate poutine", sounds like, "Last night I ate Putin". - Metal_Treasure

I’m talking about the ones like Spongebob and Sonic.

You know, the ones that are almost always deformed when you unwrap them. - Drewman1211