Top 10 Funniest Foods and Drinks
The Top Ten
Ass cheese is an elite food that only the intelligent can devour. - AlphaQ
It is so funny! This is cheese from a donkey's butt! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
Someone help me... - ohmygod834
What the what? - GehennaTheSecond
I wonder what the females in this species are called - SpectralOwl
Swing a-ding-ding! Scaramouche's seen talking penises, but now he sees swimming penises! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This is really popular in South Korea - styLIShT
Not even surprised Korea eats this. Lol - MemeTheKeem
Holes, the food. - AlphaQ
*Snickers* Economic joke well what did I expect from this amusing dairy product oh yes a price joke! - Kevinsidis
Yeah it’s holes
The more cheese, the more holes.
The more holes, the less cheese.
Ergo: The more cheese, the less cheese. - PetSounds
This literally sounds like a sex position term that came out of the Urban Dictionary. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Its just a pudding just shut up Yanks.
This is the tastiest pudding. - AlphaQ
LOL. Thanks to whoever added it. This list just needed something like that. I had no idea it existed and asked Google. Here's the answer:
"Spotted dick is a British pudding, made with suet and dried fruit and often served with custard. It is made from a flat sheet of suet pastry sprinkled with dried fruit, which is then rolled up into a circular pudding." - Wikipedia - Metal_Treasure
It's donkey milk - Metal_Treasure
What the... - GehennaTheSecond
Didn't you get your funniest yet sweetest mustaches ever (thanks to it)?
Didn't you eat your mustaches at least once? - Metal_Treasure
That's what Donald Trumps hair looks like, banana cotton candy
by the way cotton candy is yum
Spaghetti is a long, thin, cylindrical, solid pasta. It is a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine. Spaghetti are the funniest among all pastas (spaghetti are the long, thin and cylindrical pasta).
Why are they funny?
1) it's fun to bring them to your mouth
2) you make funny noises while eating them
3) they look like long worms that you eat
4) they often look like a poop
5) you may look funny after eating them - Metal_Treasure
LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
"Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market, yes Victor? " - ModernSpongeBobSucks
IT IS SO DELICIOUS!
Whoever found that image, thank you for the laugh and get some psychiatric help. - Sop
It is a sausage on a stick that has been coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter and deep fried. - Metal_Treasure
Well this image just fried my brain. - Mumbizz01
It looks like a weiner.
Yes! This is real! Lol!
Aka Rocky Mountain Oysters - Metal_Treasure
Y'all remember that Total Drama episode where Owen ate these? Yep, it did not go down so well for him... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
The Contenders
Don't do it
(aka champagne although Champagne is only a brand).
It's fun when you open a bottle and it makes a sound that can scare your neighbors. The wine then might go to the ceiling and after that might drop into the glasses and onto your guests. So funny!
Also, Red Sparkling Wine is funnier than the White Sparkling Wine because Red Sparkling Wine can make your place look like a crime scene. Haha! - Metal_Treasure
I wrote this on another list already, but "plopp" may simply be a foreign version for the "pop" sound effect when something is bursting or, well, popping. The German candy "Nimm2 Soft", a gum filled with thick fruit juice, is advertised by making a "plopp" sound when you start chewing them.Americans will say they make a "pop! " sound. - Martin_Canine
It's a typical Swedish chocolate bar with caramel inside - don't want to think what they were on when they named it though. - Entranced98
That name is funny. By Entranced98’s description, it sounds delicious, so why would you want to name it after the sound of...you know.
When I was younger I always had these in my lördagsgodispåse, they were so god, now I want lördagsgodis lmao
Delicious! I guess some random dude lost their toe out of nowhere, and now have only 6 toes. Put that toe in a drink made out of cow poop and you get a fine and delicious masterpiece! I would love to drink something with a human toe!
Sounds gross.
Oh my Gosh that’s a THING?!?!?!
They do look like trees! I always thought they were trees!
They look like tiny trees.
They look like little wisdom trees that has sparkled to its enormous sight and aww it's just so cute/*Snaps part of the broccoli*- Kevinsidis
They look like something that comes from a boy.
Two words: EXPAND DONG. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Bananas look funny and it's also funny when people step on banana peels.
Besides, all people look kinda funny with a banana in the mouth... - Metal_Treasure
"As if I really look like this! " - Mrs. Puff - ModernSpongeBobSucks
This fish looks really funny - it looks like a cactus.
But it would be even funnier if you eat it when not cooked properly. Why? Because you can die. Ha. Ha.
(pufferfish can be lethal if not prepared properly because of potential poisoning) - Metal_Treasure
Dying is pretty funny, I gotta agree
especially when it's ME XP - EliHbk
A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich. Cue the sexual innuendos, please. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Ok you guys are so immature - 23windomt
The battle of your fork with them can be epic - olives run away and you chase them; they escape from the plate and you chase them,... - Metal_Treasure
This food is almost exclusively available in north rhine-westphalia (sorry if this is misspelled,and for my english in general),it just has such a weird name,it isn’t even butter - PugsfromMoon
"Bourbon make your voice deep"
I don't find pie funny
Shrimp Cocktail is also known as Prawn cocktail is a seafood dish consisting of shelled, cooked, prawns in a cocktail sauce, served in a glass .
Pizza is a yeasted flatbread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The term was first recorded in the 10th century, in a Latin manuscript from Gaeta in Central Italy. Off-Topic: how comes pineapple is such an unpopular topping in the USA? In the German speaking countries, this is one of the all time favorite toppings and has been around for about as long as pizza has been around, at least several decades. We also have the pineapple-cheese-ham combination for toast or schnitzel. - Martin_Canine
A melting Ice Cream Bar can be very funny, I know it from my own experience - Metal_Treasure
Have you seen your tongue after eating them? - Metal_Treasure
Your tongue looks funny colored... - Metal_Treasure
The most delicious and sensual food.
Poutine is a Canadian dish, originating in the province of Quebec in the late 1950s, made with French fries and cheese curds topped with light brown gravy. Poutine is the most popular dish in Quebec. It's also found across Canada and in some places in the northern United States. Poutine has many variations ...read more. It has nothing to do with Vladimir Putin but when pronounced they sound almost the same, so imagine this:
"Last night I ate poutine", sounds like, "Last night I ate Putin". - Metal_Treasure
"What a load of baloney! " - Eddy - ModernSpongeBobSucks
I’m talking about the ones like Spongebob and Sonic.
You know, the ones that are almost always deformed when you unwrap them. - Drewman1211
It sounds like the noise you make when you eat them.
'Falafels’ either sounds like a glitched recording of the word ‘waffles’ or something out of a Dr. Seuss book. I first found out about them on an Arthur episode when I was nine, and even back then, they sounded so strange and familiar at once. And here’s the real question - do you rhyme it with ‘waffle’, ‘half full’, ‘raffle’ or ‘playful’? - JayJayPlane