Top 10 Funniest Foods and Drinks

The Top Ten

Ass Cheese

Ass cheese is an elite food that only the intelligent can devour. - AlphaQ

It is so funny! This is cheese from a donkey's butt! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

Someone help me... - ohmygod834

What the what? - GehennaTheSecond

Penis Fish

I wonder what the females in this species are called

Swing a-ding-ding! Scaramouche's seen talking penises, but now he sees swimming penises!

This is really popular in South Korea

Not even surprised Korea eats this. Lol

Swiss Cheese

Holes, the food. - AlphaQ

*Snickers* Economic joke well what did I expect from this amusing dairy product oh yes a price joke! - Kevinsidis

Yeah it’s holes

The more cheese, the more holes.
The more holes, the less cheese.
Ergo: The more cheese, the less cheese. - PetSounds

Spotted Dick

This literally sounds like a sex position term that came out of the Urban Dictionary. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Its just a pudding just shut up Yanks.

This is the tastiest pudding. - AlphaQ

LOL. Thanks to whoever added it. This list just needed something like that. I had no idea it existed and asked Google. Here's the answer:
"Spotted dick is a British pudding, made with suet and dried fruit and often served with custard. It is made from a flat sheet of suet pastry sprinkled with dried fruit, which is then rolled up into a circular pudding." - Wikipedia - Metal_Treasure

Ass Milk

It's donkey milk - Metal_Treasure

What the... - GehennaTheSecond

Cotton Candy

Didn't you get your funniest yet sweetest mustaches ever (thanks to it)?
Didn't you eat your mustaches at least once? - Metal_Treasure

That's what Donald Trumps hair looks like, banana cotton candy

by the way cotton candy is yum

Spaghetti Spaghetti is a long, thin, cylindrical, solid pasta. It is a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine.

Spaghetti are the funniest among all pastas (spaghetti are the long, thin and cylindrical pasta).
Why are they funny?
1) it's fun to bring them to your mouth
2) you make funny noises while eating them
3) they look like long worms that you eat
4) they often look like a poop
5) you may look funny after eating them - Metal_Treasure



"Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market, yes Victor? " - ModernSpongeBobSucks


Corn Dog

Whoever found that image, thank you for the laugh and get some psychiatric help. - Sop

It is a sausage on a stick that has been coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter and deep fried. - Metal_Treasure

Well this image just fried my brain. - Mumbizz01

It looks like a weiner.

Bull Testicles

Yes! This is real! Lol!

Aka Rocky Mountain Oysters - Metal_Treasure

Y'all remember that Total Drama episode where Owen ate these? Yep, it did not go down so well for him... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

The Contenders

Sparkling Wine

Don't do it

(aka champagne although Champagne is only a brand).
It's fun when you open a bottle and it makes a sound that can scare your neighbors. The wine then might go to the ceiling and after that might drop into the glasses and onto your guests. So funny!
Also, Red Sparkling Wine is funnier than the White Sparkling Wine because Red Sparkling Wine can make your place look like a crime scene. Haha! - Metal_Treasure


I wrote this on another list already, but "plopp" may simply be a foreign version for the "pop" sound effect when something is bursting or, well, popping. The German candy "Nimm2 Soft", a gum filled with thick fruit juice, is advertised by making a "plopp" sound when you start chewing them.Americans will say they make a "pop! " sound. - Martin_Canine

It's a typical Swedish chocolate bar with caramel inside - don't want to think what they were on when they named it though. - Entranced98

That name is funny. By Entranced98’s description, it sounds delicious, so why would you want to name it after the sound know.

When I was younger I always had these in my lördagsgodispåse, they were so god, now I want lördagsgodis lmao

Sour Toe Cocktail

Delicious! I guess some random dude lost their toe out of nowhere, and now have only 6 toes. Put that toe in a drink made out of cow poop and you get a fine and delicious masterpiece! I would love to drink something with a human toe!

Sounds gross.

Oh my Gosh that’s a THING?!?!?!


This is not funny its gross broccoli is the worst food I ever ate

They do look like trees! I always thought they were trees!

They look like tiny trees.

They look like little wisdom trees that has sparkled to its enormous sight and aww it's just so cute/*Snaps part of the broccoli*- Kevinsidis


They look like something that comes from a boy.

Two words: EXPAND DONG. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Bananas look funny and it's also funny when people step on banana peels.
Besides, all people look kinda funny with a banana in the mouth... - Metal_Treasure


"As if I really look like this! " - Mrs. Puff - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This fish looks really funny - it looks like a cactus.
But it would be even funnier if you eat it when not cooked properly. Why? Because you can die. Ha. Ha.
(pufferfish can be lethal if not prepared properly because of potential poisoning) - Metal_Treasure

Dying is pretty funny, I gotta agree
especially when it's ME XP

Hot Dog A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.

Cue the sexual innuendos, please. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ok you guys are so immature - 23windomt


The battle of your fork with them can be epic - olives run away and you chase them; they escape from the plate and you chase them,... - Metal_Treasure


This food is almost exclusively available in north rhine-westphalia (sorry if this is misspelled,and for my english in general),it just has such a weird name,it isn’t even butter - PugsfromMoon


"Bourbon make your voice deep"

Pork Belly

I don't find pie funny

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