Top 10 Funniest Foods and Drinks


The Top Ten

1 Ass Cheese Ass Cheese

It is so funny! This is cheese from a donkey's butt! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

Someone help me... - ohmygod834

not funny

Someone please create a list called Top 10 Reasons Why Sausagelover99 Should Be Unsuspended - Sausagelover99

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2 Penis Fish Penis Fish

I wonder what the females in this species are called - SpectralOwl

Swing a-ding-ding! Scaramouche's seen talking penises, but now he sees swimming penises! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Not even surprised Korea eats this. Lol - MemeTheKeem


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3 Swiss Cheese Swiss Cheese

*Snickers* Economic joke well what did I expect from this amusing dairy product oh yes a price joke! - Kevinsidis

Yeah it’s holes

The more cheese, the more holes.
The more holes, the less cheese.
Ergo: The more cheese, the less cheese. - PetSounds

Funny cheese with big holes!
But we don't eat the holes, do we? Nevertheless, we pay for the holes, I guess.
Funny, eh?
(Swiss Cheese is actually Emmental chesse / Emmentaler) - Metal_Treasure

4 Spotted Dick Spotted Dick

This literally sounds like a sex position term that came out of the Urban Dictionary. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

LOL. Thanks to whoever added it. This list just needed something like that. I had no idea it existed and asked Google. Here's the answer:
"Spotted dick is a British pudding, made with suet and dried fruit and often served with custard. It is made from a flat sheet of suet pastry sprinkled with dried fruit, which is then rolled up into a circular pudding." - Wikipedia - Metal_Treasure

5 Ass Milk Ass Milk

It's donkey milk - Metal_Treasure

6 Bull Testicles Bull Testicles

Yes! This is real! Lol! - AnimeDrawer

Aka Rocky Mountain Oysters - Metal_Treasure

Y'all remember that Total Drama episode where Owen ate these? Yep, it did not go down so well for him... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

7 Cotton Candy Cotton Candy

Didn't you get your funniest yet sweetest mustaches ever (thanks to it)?
Didn't you eat your mustaches at least once? - Metal_Treasure

That's what Donald Trumps hair looks like, banana cotton candy

by the way cotton candy is yum - BlazinWraith

8 Sausage Sausage

"Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market, yes Victor? " - ModernSpongeBobSucks


9 Corn Dog Corn Dog

Whoever found that image, thank you for the laugh and get some psychiatric help. - Sop

It is a sausage on a stick that has been coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter and deep fried. - Metal_Treasure

Well this image just fried my brain. - Mumbizz01

They good. - 23windomt

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10 Plopp Plopp

It's a typical Swedish chocolate bar with caramel inside - don't want to think what they were on when they named it though. - Entranced98

That name is funny. By Entranced98’s description, it sounds delicious, so why would you want to name it after the sound know. - lovefrombadlands

The Contenders

11 Sour Toe Cocktail Sour Toe Cocktail

Delicious! I guess some random dude lost their toe out of nowhere, and now have only 6 toes. Put that toe in a drink made out of cow poop and you get a fine and delicious masterpiece! I would love to drink something with a human toe! - AnimeDrawer

Sounds gross. - lovefrombadlands

12 Sparkling Wine Sparkling Wine

Don't do it

(aka champagne although Champagne is only a brand).
It's fun when you open a bottle and it makes a sound that can scare your neighbors. The wine then might go to the ceiling and after that might drop into the glasses and onto your guests. So funny!
Also, Red Sparkling Wine is funnier than the White Sparkling Wine because Red Sparkling Wine can make your place look like a crime scene. Haha! - Metal_Treasure

13 Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti is a long, thin, cylindrical, solid pasta. It is a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine.

Spaghetti are the funniest among all pastas (spaghetti are the long, thin and cylindrical pasta).
Why are they funny?
1) it's fun to bring them to your mouth
2) you make funny noises while eating them
3) they look like long worms that you eat
4) they often look like a poop
5) you may look funny after eating them - Metal_Treasure

14 Broccoli Broccoli

They do look like trees! I always thought they were trees! - AnimeDrawer

They look like tiny trees.

They look like little wisdom trees that has sparkled to its enormous sight and aww it's just so cute/*Snaps part of the broccoli*- Kevinsidis

15 Banana Banana

They look like something that comes from a boy. - AnimeDrawer

Two words: EXPAND DONG. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Bananas look funny and it's also funny when people step on banana peels.
Besides, all people look kinda funny with a banana in the mouth... - Metal_Treasure

16 Pufferfish Pufferfish

I find it funny how people are gullible to eat these despite the risk of death. - RaccoonCartoon

"As if I really look like this! " - Mrs. Puff - ModernSpongeBobSucks

This fish looks really funny - it looks like a cactus.
But it would be even funnier if you eat it when not cooked properly. Why? Because you can die. Ha. Ha.
(pufferfish can be lethal if not prepared properly because of potential poisoning) - Metal_Treasure

Dying is pretty funny, I gotta agree
especially when it's ME XP - EliHbk

17 Hot Dog Hot Dog A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.

Cue the sexual innuendos, please. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ok you guys are so immature - 23windomt

18 Meatloaf
19 Lobster Lobster
20 Olives Olives

The battle of your fork with them can be epic - olives run away and you chase them; they escape from the plate and you chase them,... - Metal_Treasure

21 Kottenbutter

This food is almost exclusively available in north rhine-westphalia (sorry if this is misspelled,and for my english in general),it just has such a weird name,it isn’t even butter - PugsfromMoon

22 Carrot Carrot

Some are funny, like the one in the image that looks like hooker legs. - RaccoonCartoon

hot - Unharmless

23 Pork Belly
24 Pie

I don't find pie funny

25 Oysters Oysters
26 Bourbon

"Bourbon make your voice deep"

27 Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp Cocktail is also known as Prawn cocktail is a seafood dish consisting of shelled, cooked, prawns in a cocktail sauce, served in a glass .
28 Mush
29 Pizza Pizza Pizza is a yeasted flatbread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The term was first recorded in the 10th century, in a Latin manuscript from Gaeta in Central Italy.
30 Ice Cream Bar Ice Cream Bar

A melting Ice Cream Bar can be very funny, I know it from my own experience - Metal_Treasure

31 Blueberry Blueberry

Have you seen your tongue after eating them? - Metal_Treasure

32 Blackberry Blackberry

Your tongue looks funny colored... - Metal_Treasure

33 Raspberry Raspberry

The most delicious and sensual food.

34 Poutine Poutine Poutine is a Canadian dish, originating in the province of Quebec in the late 1950s, made with French fries and cheese curds topped with light brown gravy . Poutine is the most popular dish in Quebec. It's also found across Canada and in some places in the northern United States. Poutine has many variations more.

It has nothing to do with Vladimir Putin but when pronounced they sound almost the same, so imagine this:
"Last night I ate poutine", sounds like, "Last night I ate Putin". - Metal_Treasure

35 Caviar Caviar
36 Bologna

"What a load of baloney! " - Eddy - ModernSpongeBobSucks

37 Pez Pez
38 Chicken Breast Chicken Breast
39 Popsicles Popsicles

I’m talking about the ones like Spongebob and Sonic.

You know, the ones that are almost always deformed when you unwrap them. - Drewman1211

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