Best Grumpy Cat Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 I had fun once, it was awful.

Only the funniest one in the history of the trend. - PositronWildhawk

2 Some people just need a hug.. Around the neck.. With a rope

And that kids why you should hug with a rope around your neck - CerealGuy

That's so mean and funny at the same time! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Makes me laugh every time...

3 Smiles are contagious. Don't worry, I'm vaccinated

They're coming for us! Fudge, where's the vaccine - CerealGuy

4 There are two types of people in this world, and I don't like them
5 I like the sound you make when you shut up.
6 I liked the titanic. My favorite character was the iceberg.

And he was surely romantic and sexy, eh? - CerealGuy

Haha this is the best one yet peeps

7 I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
8 Unless life gives you water and sugar too, your lemonade is gonna suck.

That's kinda true. Everyone alway talks about the lemons, but they always forget the other ingredients. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

9 Hard kitty, cold kitty, knotted ball of fur. Angry kitty, cranky, GRR GRR GRR
10 Tell me your problems, I need a reason to smile.

The Contenders

11 Twinkle twinkle little star. I want to hit you with a car

I gotta remember that oneā€¦ - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 Everybody needs a hug...in a neck painfully
13 Probably your family tree is a cactus...because everyone in it is a prick
14 I feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside... I just ate your hamster
15 Love is in the air. Do not breathe.
16 The bird told me "it's your birthday" then i ate him
17 Those Damn Mayans Lied to Me!
18 A B C D E F U
19 Come and smell the flowers, I saw some on the freeway
20 Starships, Were meant to fly... And You Were meant to Die

Nicki Minaj Was Meant to die, So I agree with Grumpy Cat

21 Watched zombie movie marathon, not one zombie ate a brain
22 I'd catch a grenade for you, throw my head on a blade for you, I'd jump in front of a train for you. Prove it.
23 i climbed a tree once, it was horri- wait i can poop on people from up here

This was the funniest one yet peeps subscribe to mastervids

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1. I had fun once, it was awful.
2. Some people just need a hug.. Around the neck.. With a rope
3. Smiles are contagious. Don't worry, I'm vaccinated
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1. Everybody needs a hug...in a neck painfully
2. Probably your family tree is a cactus...because everyone in it is a prick
3. The bird told me "it's your birthday" then i ate him
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