Best Grumpy Cat Quotes
The Top Ten
1 I had fun once, it was awful.
Only the funniest one in the history of the trend.
This quote is funny
2 Some people just need a hug.. Around the neck.. With a rope
And that kids why you should hug with a rope around your neck
That's so mean and funny at the same time!
Makes me laugh every time...
3 Smiles are contagious. Don't worry, I'm vaccinated
They're coming for us! Fudge, where's the vaccine
4 There are two types of people in this world, and I don't like them
5 I like the sound you make when you shut up.
6 I liked the titanic. My favorite character was the iceberg.
And he was surely romantic and sexy, eh?
Haha this is the best one yet peeps
7 I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
8 Unless life gives you water and sugar too, your lemonade is gonna suck.
That's kinda true. Everyone alway talks about the lemons, but they always forget the other ingredients.
9 Hard kitty, cold kitty, knotted ball of fur. Angry kitty, cranky, GRR GRR GRR
10 Tell me your problems, I need a reason to smile.
The Contenders
11 I feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside... I just ate your hamster
12 Twinkle twinkle little star. I want to hit you with a car
13 I'd catch a grenade for you, throw my head on a blade for you, I'd jump in front of a train for you. Prove it.
14 Love is in the air. Do not breathe.
15 Everybody needs a hug...in a neck painfully
16 Probably your family tree is a cactus...because everyone in it is a prick
17 Starships, Were meant to fly... And You Were meant to Die
Nicki Minaj Was Meant to die, So I agree with Grumpy Cat
18 Watched zombie movie marathon, not one zombie ate a brain
19 The bird told me "it's your birthday" then i ate him
20 Those Damn Mayans Lied to Me!
21 A B C D E F U
22 Come and smell the flowers, I saw some on the freeway
23 i climbed a tree once, it was horri- wait i can poop on people from up here
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