Top 10 Most Pointless Wikihow Articles

Have you ever stumbled across a WikiHow article that made you do a double take? You know, the kind that leaves you scratching your head and thinking, who needed a step-by-step guide for that? Well, you're not alone.

This list is dedicated to those strangely specific and hilariously unnecessary WikiHow articles that somehow exist and thrive in the world of online advice.

1. 8 Ways to Pee in a Swimming Pool

   Unless you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?

   Wow, people must be really lazy so they found 8 ways to not take a break and go to the toilet.

   REASON: There's the bathroom for a reason. If not, just use a tree or something. I don't know.

2. How to Fly in Your Dreams: 6 Steps

   I really doubt that whole article works. I mean, seriously, as if we have full control over our dreams?

3. How to Hold a Spoon: 7 Steps

   1. Lift your hands up.

   2. Make sure you're not tired.

   3. Make sure you're not in a coma.

   4. Scratch if needed.

   5. Locate the spoon.

   6. Put your hand lower.

   7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up.

   Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it?

4. How to Use a Spoon: 3 Steps

5. 8 Ways to Peel a Banana

   Actually, I can imagine some creative ways of doing this!

6. How to Throw a Ball Further: 4 Steps

   Au contraire, I should read this. Might make gym class less humiliating.

7. How to Watch Television: 5 Steps

   Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are:

   1. Place your television in the best position.

   2. Locate the remote.

   3. Hold the remote in hand and click on the power on button.

   4. Go to your preferred channel.

   5. Enjoy the show.

8. How to Count Sheep: 8 Steps

   It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a Wikihow for that?

   I think it's going to take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy.

9. How to Leave Your Lover: 50 Steps

   Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.

   Step 2. Run away.

   Step 3. Have regret for months.

   Step 4. Cry in the bathroom.

   Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.

   Repeat 10 times.

10. How to Enjoy a Coke: 6 Steps

    1. Open the Coke.

    2. Drink.

    3. Enjoy the Coke.

The Newcomers
11. ?

    How to Make a Bomb

12. ?

    How to Practice Nudity in Your Family

The Contenders

13. How to Breathe

    I think this should be number 1. You wouldn't be alive if you needed an article on how to breathe!

14. How to Eat Food

    This is probably the dumbest Wikihow page I came across. Just pick up food, chew it, and then swallow.

    You would think people might know that already.

15. How to Be Naked

    1. Take your clothes off.

    Congratulations, you are officially naked!

    Take off your clothes.

    You're naked now!

16. How to Sleep Naked

    1. Get naked.

    2. Fall asleep.

    You have won an achievement of sleeping naked.

17. How to Dream

18. How to Pee in a Bottle

19. How to Be Like Naruto Uzumaki: 12 Steps

20. How to Form a Nu Metal Band: 10 Steps

21. How to Be an Evil Baby on Club Penguin

22. How to Pronounce Meme: 4 Steps

    Wow, just watch a video of someone saying it.

    My mom used to pronounce meme as "mimi."

23. How to Make Everyone Love You

24. How to Listen to Music

    "With your ears" is a missed opportunity.

25. How to Be a Male Stripper

26. How to Organise a Pen Collection: 5 Steps

27. How to Type: 16 Steps

    Um, you can type. Maybe you just can't type well.

    And you clearly can type well because you wrote the "I need the article!" thing.

    If you don't know how to type, then how did you search this up?