Top 10 Most Pointless Wikihow Articles
Have you ever stumbled across a WikiHow article that made you do a double take? You know, the kind that leaves you scratching your head and thinking, Who needed a step-by-step guide for that? Well, you're not alone. This list is dedicated to those strangely specific and hilariously unnecessary WikiHow articles that somehow exist - and thrive - in the world of online advice.Unless you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?
Wow, people must be really lazy so they found 8 ways to not take a break and go to the toilet.
REASON: There's the bathroom for a reason. If not, just use a tree or something. I don't know.
I really doubt that whole article works. I mean, seriously, as if we have full control over our dreams?
1. Lift your hands up.
2. Make sure you're not tired.
3. Make sure you're not in a coma.
4. Scratch if needed.
5. Locate the spoon.
6. Put your hand lower.
7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up.
Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it?
Actually, I can imagine some creative ways of doing this!
Au contraire, I should read this. Might make gym class less humiliating.
Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are:
1. Place your television in the best position.
2. Locate the remote.
3. Hold the remote in hand and click on the power on button.
4. Go to your preferred channel.
5. Enjoy the show.
It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a Wikihow for that?
I think it's going to take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy.
Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.
Step 2. Run away.
Step 3. Have regret for months.
Step 4. Cry in the bathroom.
Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.
Repeat 10 times.
1. Open the Coke.
2. Drink.
3. Enjoy the Coke.
The Newcomers
I think this should be number 1. You wouldn't be alive if you needed an article on how to breathe!
This is probably the dumbest Wikihow page I came across. Just pick up food, chew it, and then swallow.
You would think people might know that already.
1. Take your clothes off.
Congratulations, you are officially naked!
Take off your clothes.
You're naked now!
1. Get naked.
2. Fall asleep.
You have won an achievement of sleeping naked.
Wow, just watch a video of someone saying it.
My mom used to pronounce meme as "mimi."
"With your ears" is a missed opportunity.
Um, you can type. Maybe you just can't type well.
And you clearly can type well because you wrote the "I need the article!" thing.
If you don't know how to type, then how did you search this up?