Top Ten Most Pointless Wikihow Articles

The Top Ten
1 8 Ways to Pee in a Swimming Pool

Unless you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?

Wow, people must be really lazy so they found 8 ways to not take a break and go to the toilet.

REASON: There's the bathroom for a reason. If not, just use a tree or something. I don't know.

2 How to Fly In Your Dreams: 6 Steps

I really doubt that whole article works. I mean, seriously, as if we have full control over our dreams?

3 How to Hold a Spoon: 7 Steps

1. Lift your hands up.
2. Make sure you're not tired.
3. Make sure you're not in a coma.
4. Scratch if needed.
5. Locate the spoon.
6. Put your hand lower.
7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up.

Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it?

4 How to Use a Spoon: 3 Steps
5 8 Ways to Peel a Banana

Actually, I can imagine some creative ways of doing this!

6 How to Watch Television: 5 Steps

Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are:

1. Place your television in the best position.
2. Locate the remote.
3. Hold the remote in hand and click on the power on button.
4. Go to your preferred channel.
5. Enjoy the show.

7 How to Count Sheep: 8 Steps

It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a Wikihow for that?

I think it's going to take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy.

8 How to Throw a Ball Further: 4 Steps

Au contraire, I should read this. Might make gym class less humiliating.

9 How to Enjoy a Coke: 6 Steps

1. Open the Coke.
2. Drink.
3. Enjoy the Coke.

10 How to Leave Your Lover: 50 Steps

Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.
Step 2. Run away.
Step 3. Have regret for months.
Step 4. Cry in the bathroom.
Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.

Repeat 10 times.

The Contenders
11 How to Breathe

I think this should be number 1. You wouldn't be alive if you needed an article on how to breathe!

12 How to Eat Food

This is probably the dumbest Wikihow page I came across. Just pick up food, chew it, and then swallow.

You would think people might know that already.

13 How to Be Naked

1. Take your clothes off.

Congratulations, you are officially naked!

Take off your clothes.

You're naked now!

14 How to Sleep Naked

1. Get naked.
2. Fall asleep.

You have won an achievement of sleeping naked.

15 How to Dream
16 How to Pee in a Bottle
17 How to Make a Bomb
18 How to Be Like Naruto Uzumaki: 12 steps
19 How to Practice Nudity in Your Family
20 How to Form a Nu Metal Band: 10 Steps
21 How to Be an Evil Baby on Club Penguin
22 How to Pronounce Meme: 4 Steps

Wow, just watch a video of someone saying it.

My mom used to pronounce meme as "mimi."

23 How to Make Everyone Love You
24 How to Listen to Music

"With your ears" is a missed opportunity.

25 How to Be a Male Stripper
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