Top Ten Most Pointless Wikihow Articles

Unless you're a mentally deranged little kid, why the heck would anyone want to pee in a swimming pool?

Wow, people must be really lazy so they found 8 ways to not take a break and go to the toilet.

REASON: There's the bathroom for a reason. If not, just use a tree or something. I don't know.

I really doubt that whole article works. I mean, seriously, as if we have full control over our dreams?

1. Lift your hands up.
2. Make sure you're not tired.
3. Make sure you're not in a coma.
4. Scratch if needed.
5. Locate the spoon.
6. Put your hand lower.
7. Wrap your hand around a spoon and lift it up.

Seven steps towards holding a spoon? How deep does it go into the science of it?

Actually, I can imagine some creative ways of doing this!

Seriously, wow? A person who can surf the Internet doesn't know how to watch television!? And let me tell you what those steps actually are:

1. Place your television in the best position.
2. Locate the remote.
3. Hold the remote in hand and click on the power on button.
4. Go to your preferred channel.
5. Enjoy the show.

It's about how to count sheep when you're going to sleep. Seriously, you need a Wikihow for that?

I think it's going to take more than 8 sheep to make someone sleepy.

Step 1. Say that you don't like her anymore.
Step 2. Run away.
Step 3. Have regret for months.
Step 4. Cry in the bathroom.
Step 5. Go back to her and say that you're sorry.

Repeat 10 times.

Au contraire, I should read this. Might make gym class less humiliating.

I think this should be number 1. You wouldn't be alive if you needed an article on how to breathe!

This is probably the dumbest Wikihow page I came across. Just pick up food, chew it, and then swallow.

You would think people might know that already.

1. Take your clothes off.

Congratulations, you are officially naked!

Take off your clothes.

You're naked now!

1. Get naked.
2. Fall asleep.

You have won an achievement of sleeping naked.

Wow, just watch a video of someone saying it.

My mom used to pronounce meme as "mimi."

"With your ears" is a missed opportunity.