Top Ten Hair Metal Songs with the Worst Lyrics

Mind you I like Pantera, just not their glam era.

Glam metal is commercialized music made to appeal to 13 year girls, usually with sexual lyrics

The Top Ten

1 Hot and Heavy - Pantera

Glam metal lyrical themes are so not metal - these are hard rock lyrical themes (also found in rap and pop).

Description: "Glam metal is commercialized music made to appeal to 13 year girls": more like 50 year old moms

I can't believe they wrote this song...

2 Sex Drive - W.A.S.P.

3 Porno Star - Motley Crue

Yep, these bands gave metal a bad name. Metallica moved from Los Angeles to San Francisco because "the glam metal scene in Los Angeles sucked"

4 On Your Knees - W.A.S.P.

5 Cherry Pie - Warrant

This song is mumble rap levels of stupid, no wonder hair metal died the next year.

So bad its funny.

6 Tell Me If You Want It - Pantera

7 Cold Sweat - Warrant

8 Sexual Thing - Poison

9 Love in Stereo - Warrant

10 Ride My Rocket - Pantera

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