Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone to Shut Up

The Top Ten
1 Shut the f*** up

One time I got angry at someone so much about all the crap he kept saying about me that I accidently told him to shut up in my native language, and it actually made him shut up.

I always use this...It works sometimes other times ya just need to be straight up and say " your breath stinks stop polluting the air...

I wish I could say that, but my dad told me to never say that word, so no can do.

Use this All the time! On my siblings, parents, fake friends tryna hit me up again, and just annoying people.

2 Oh just shut it, go and shove your head in a toilet!

No way no one should stick there head in a toilet stool? (which they wont)? Tell them to go catch a butter fly and fly with it.

It makes people shut up.

Dog Poop would be worse.

Please so I can flush it

3 Be careful you might choke on those words

The perfect amount of passive-aggressive. My thing.

My style of telling people to be quiet.

Haha! This is a good one!

I mean I might choke ya

4 It is over now? 'cause I've had enough of your foul mouth smell

Really they suck, they are disgusting!

That guy licked a skunk.

Here have some mentos

5 I'm sick and tired of your words so just shut up!

The best one, because I like things which are simple and to the point.

I say that all the time! But it never works

YEAH just be real and get to the point.

Nah. I got cancer from your words.

6 And I thought that Bieber was boring

I like this because I can use this against my mother.

No. Stock Market is boring.

This was a great insult

That is awesome

7 Can you shut your trashy dustbin please?

Um, I would never leave the lid to my trash can open.

Haha! I've gotta use this... Maybe.

8 You look beautiful with your mouth closed

Haha! I love this one if I ever get another bully on my back, I'll be sure to use this one.

A compliment and an insult at the same time! I'd be silent for the rest of my life.

Then they will say they are ugly just to annoy you.

Hilarious works every time!

9 Shut up

Sometimes, you've gotta stick with the classics.

Oh the classic SHUT UP ! it makes my day .

I think this one is really common.

This should be either number 1 or 2.

10 You know right now I just want to put a fork in it

Sound like if you don't get (help) quick? You might put a fork in the T.V. or anything. ? (go get a float) and chill out.

The Contenders
11 Bye for now

Yes, goodbye, leave me alone.

12 Ok I've had enough

We all have enough. that's when you leave the house and take the bank card and the car. and (say hello Florida or (Anywhere town) to get this stressed off of me. even if you have to hop a bus (just go go go)

13 I'm sorry, were you talking?

Being rude to them because why not?

Nah, I was just messing around.

Definitely a good one.

Really good it worked

14 Stop whining, I get enough if this crap from my six year old and he's less annoying than you, at least he shuts up!

Yeah I totally gave birth at 2 years old.

Little six year old brother better than the big whining child

15 I'm not interested please

I'll try to make you interested.

16 Stop talking. Your voice is worse than Bieber.

A good insult always includes dustbin beaver being better!

I will practice to make it better.

That means you're moaning.

It's the best way

17 You know that your vocal cord is horrible?

Of course my vocal is (trebile) I talk on the phone at work. scream at the kids when I get home. (Yell) at my hubby) he was out all nite. so now I cannot talk. (I put on a tape ) with Britney spears. , and play a couple of songs by the Beatles. and a song by the (dells) oh what a nite. ? So my vocal cords seem to be doing (Alright) until tonite?

Crappy vocal chords

18 You know the smartest people stay silent for long periods of time.

If you don't want your brain to get damaged you better shut the hell up

I done this to my sis

19 Go die

This is the most efficient way to shut someone up. Thank you.

I'm a pumpkin skull so technically I'm kinda.

That is animal abuse. What? We are animals.

Very straightforward, I like it.

20 Don’t talk crap about the only friend you are gonna get
21 Zip it up!

Zip up your mouth

22 Don't ever pass up your chance to shut up

"An inspirational way to tell someone that they are talking too much. For instance, I have a friend who I used this on. It worked! "

Like now and forever!

Like now and forever.

23 Stfu noob. Also get rekt'

Literally me on Roblox

Roblox noob looking ass

This is so stupid

Person A: Su noob. Also get rekt
Person B: I might shut up when you stop talking like those bratty roblox kids!

24 KYS

No. Don't use this.

Even another death treat

That's just death threat.

This is very good

25 Put a sock in your piehole you big buzzard
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