Best Lisa Cuddy Quotes from House M.D.

The Top Ten

1 When I hired you, I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things, but once they're done, trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane

2 There already is a mechanism for that, it's called the employer/employee relationship. I get what I want - and you don't

3 Well, someone does something stupid and insensitive, I always figure it was House. Good to know it's catching

4 It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?

5 I don't want you to change. I know you're screwed up. I know you are always gonna be screwed up. But you're the most incredible man I've ever known

6 When things go run, I don't wanna hope I'm not alone, I wanna know it

7 I love you. I wish i didn't. I can't help it

8 Sex with me would explain that. But it doesn't explain why I'm not curled up in a ball weeping in shame. I did not sleep with House

9 Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?

10 If Greg House sets foot in my hospital again, comes anywhere near me, I want him thrown in jail

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