Top Ten Most Pedophilic Donald Trump Moments

Donald Trump is a nonce and a diddler. The evidence is undeniable, unless you're in a cult.

The Top Ten

  1. Being Named in the Epstein Files over 38,000 Times

    He was best friends with old Jeffrey for decades. For reference, fellow nonce Prince Andrew was mentioned around 250 times.

  2. Walking in on Teenage Pageant Contestants While They Changed

    'I'll go backstage... You know, they're standing there with no clothes... And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that.' - Trump, 2005

  3. Calling His Daughter a 'Piece of Ass'

    Not only incredibly noncey, but also incestuous. Real classy from the American values President.

  4. Selecting Matt Gaetz for His Cabinet

    Nonces have to stick together.

  5. Claiming the Epstein Files Are a 'Hoax'

    I wonder why the man mentioned in the files 38,000 times would try to dismiss their authenticity...

  6. Redacting Names from the Epstein Files

    Several names have been blacked out from released files, including email addresses describing Epstein's victims as 'delicious'. Why does Trump want to protect nonces?

  7. Being Accused of Raping a 13-Year-Old in the Epstein Files

    There's no smoke without fire.

  8. Appointing Linda McMahon to His Cabinet

    'Linda McMahon and Vince McMahon—from whom she is now reportedly separated—are being sued by five anonymous plaintiffs who served as "ring boys," essentially teenage stagehands. The ring boys allege that they were being sexually abused by WWE wrestlers Pat Patterson and Terry Garvin. The suit states that both Linda and Vince knew exactly what was happening to the ring boys but did little, if anything, to stop it. Vince faces even more damaging allegations of sexual assault, trafficking, and more. And although these are separate from Linda, almost all of these accusations date from when Linda was leading the WWE.'

  9. Befriending Elon Musk

    Elon repeatedly begged for invitations to Epstein's island, as seen in recently released files.

  10. Pardoning Andrew Paul Johnson

    A January 6th rioter pardoned last year by Trump, a jury in Hernando County this year found Andrew Paul Johnson guilty of five charges, including m*lesting a child under 12 and another under 16, as well as lewd and lascivious exhibition. Johnson was acquitted of one charge of sending sexual material to a child.

    Seventy million people voted for this guy! Willingly! You only have yourself to blame if you're that gullible and stupid.

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