Top Ten Ludicrous Theories As to Why Awful Music Is PopularPositronWildhawk The most sane of us are displeased by the music on the modern mainstream scene, and we're always looking for an explanation for its unnecessary attention. Here are some ridiculous conspiracy theories that may answer your questions. Or...maybe not...
The Top Ten
This is ridiculous. The artists release singles (or full-fledged songs, which, determined by how popular the artist or song is, will either chart or not. It's unlucky that awful music has charted, but that's the way music can go. If you seriously believe that the entirety of the mainstream is awful, however, I seriously wish you good luck in being an arrogant music critic who won't allow his taste to expand from EDM and rock.
For all we know, Anaconda could be making them question humanity. But still, it does that enough. - PositronWildhawk
I think this may explain some of the more explicit music videos. - PositronWildhawk
Yes indeed! The safest and quickest way to stop an alien invasion. Everyone should blast out mindless pop all at the same time for the good of planet Earth. We must not delay! Do it now! Justin Bieber, it's now time to earn your money...! - Britgirl
This music is already very alien to me. But actual alien music might be interesting. - PositronWildhawk
It's either this stuff or we'd have to break out Slim Whitman's yodeling - see Tim Burton's Mars Attacks! - Billyv
Katy Perry might be responsible - ruJILLousV 4 Comments
The intellectually inferior beings don't understand the prominence of alternative music. - Merilille
Is there any sign of an unknown mental condition evident from the Anaconda music video? That's a rhetorical question. - PositronWildhawk
I guess I'm one of the 5% lucky people then - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV 1 Comment
This could be possible. Nah I'm just kidding - BlueFrostOfThunderClan
Drivel-like pop has always existed, even when the Beatles and Hendrix were on the charts, there was plenty of crapola like the Ohio Express singing "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy". However, the very next song could have been by Marvin Gaye, so it balanced out. The difference is that now, John, George, Jimi, and Marvin are all dead, and there is simply nobody to take their place.
So in that case, the media could potentially have had a mix of good and bad. But no... - PositronWildhawk
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2. Mental institutions can only afford mainstream radio, so the radio found the only possible way to entertain inmates.
3. The government is suspicious of good music, and so try to censor it without looking suspicious themselves.