AlphaQ's Chill & Review: iSpy

AlphaQ So, sorry this took lomg, ive been very busy and especially with work, 9th Grade and othwr posts but at leats i made it. This might be the best song of the year. WOW, this is awesome!

Kyle is so far one of the best 1-hit wonders ever and he doesn't fail to make a song fun. I present to you guys my next review: iSpy. You all tried to find the clue for my next review and if you found it, well done, if you haven't, don't worry you already know the answer now...

So let's get started, KYLE is a dude who has the exact same skin I have and the exact same hairdo I has before it was set on fire, no, he's not me but...you know...uhh...I forgot what to say. Im gonna carry on with the review and stop waffling so much....

So, this song features a trapper called Lil Yachty, a rapper I'm normally kinder to than most people I know. A lot of people think he's a ridiculous person who is unclear and abuses autotune but I disagree because Yachty's songs usually have a fun and bouncy tone to them like Fetty Wap. He always seems motivated and makes the song fun because of his voice. *claps* well done, dude. KYLE is no different, he is also like Yachty except that he is pop and Lil Yachty is trap (which is an awesome genre.)

So at first we hear a conversation where KYLE wants to bang a girl on a beach and is frustrated because the kids are watching so Lil Yachty, beige a good friend says,"Fvck them kids!" which got me into a great mood since I've been bothered a lot by small kids these days because they won't stop poking my ass. Yachty convinces KYLE there's "more too appreciate " because there is an interesting background and everything.

The song begins with a calming but awesome tune, the piano riffs have an incredibly soothing sound too it and it is stunning. The vocals are happy and give an exciting tune to the song which, other than soothing, makes it catchy as well. DAMN. The trap beats also help make it catchy because...like I said, I'm quite a decent fan of trap and this is no exception. KYLE is also full of energy and this is the main part of the fun and bounciness of the song. Im incredibly pleased with Lil Yacthy's part, though Lil Yachty is slightly better than KYLE, he didn't do as well as KYLE did, know why? KYLE had more energy, don't get me wrong Lil Yachty is also energetic but his voice slows it Down sometimes. He's still good tho...so..he could cover any song by Rae Sremmurd or Nicki Minaj and it would be even better.

The lyrics are the weakest part of the song. They are all about sex but they are put in a fun way, definitely NOT like the way these country artists do. In fact, I'm find with lyrics about sex as long as they aren't repetitive, I now understand why people hate these types of lyrics now. The lyrics don't stand out that much and are sexual innuendos are perfectly hidden within the song. Also, the background music covers up 99% of the lyrics you don't wanna hear so you're saved. So don't worry, you won't hate this song at all.

Ok, to summarise everything here, this is easily one of the best songs of the year, especially in early March, since that was a weak year for music as songs were getting bland and needed something fun, here's you go! You got this. Thankfully in May it's a bit better so we can relax. Im giving this a STRONG 5/5. This is AlphaQ leaving the building, never been so chilled in a review.

Comments

Good. - PhenomentalOne (5/28/2017)

If you didn't know it was iSpy, it's ok. I said the hint was in my last sentence, I said, "This is AlphaQ leaving the building and playing iSpy with his friends from the hood." See what I did there? - AlphaQ (6/4/2017)