Puga Rants: Shake it Off

Puga Did I ever tell you how much I hate Taylor Swift? She's just so brainless and cocky. And she has the worst reaction to criticism I've ever seen. When people criticised her for getting rid of a FIFTH boyfriend (and I think she's only 25 or 26) she wrote "Shake it Off." And dear God that song is terrible? Want proof? Let's start with the worst thing about Taylor (besides her personality) which is her vocals. She mustn't of gone to poetry class when she was young because she cannot pronounce her t's or f's. It seriously feels like she is saying "Shay ih hov." Also the song is full of lies. Here's some garbage I heard:
"I'm lightning on my feet.....and I never miss a beat.....and that's what they don't see, Hm-hmm."
Firstly Taylor, ever hear of opinions? The people who hate you actually give VALID AND REASONABLE reasons why they hate you, which is something you cannot do. Picture this: if you were at a job interview (and weren't famous) and your boss was asking you to say a good thing about yourself, would you say "I'm lightning on my feet?" No! Seriously, what the hell does that even mean?

Comments

Very accurate. But I can't say it's the worst of the worst of 2014. Anaconda is. - PositronWildhawk (12/20/2014)

Actually she had 10 boyfriends - simpsondude (12/21/2014)

JaysTop10List's parody version is way better. - visitor (3/16/2015)

Take Exam (shake it off parody) is better than original song. - Delgia2k (4/30/2015)