TheTopTens TV - S1 Episode 2a - Adopt-a-Dog

Puga The episode begins with Puga climbing onto the counter while Letdot52 is in the shower. Puga snatches a pack of Oreos and begins eating it.
Puga: What's the worst it can do?
10 minutes later Letdot52 comes down the stairs to find Puga vomiting on the floor.
Letdot52: LOOK AT THIS MESS!!!! THIS WILL TAKE FOREVER TO CLEAN UP!!!!
Puga: it wouldn't of happened if someone didn't leave a pack of Oreos in my reach!
Letdot52: I PUT THEM IN THE PRESS! CAN I SEE A PAWPRINT ON THE COUNTER???
Puga: it was the cat.
Letdot52: YOU ARE SUCH A BOLD DOG!!!!
Puga: talk to the paw.
Letdot52: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CHEEKINESS!!!!
(Letdot52 throws Puga out, locking the door behind him)
Puga: you know things are awkward when your pet is smarter than you.
(1 week later)

It's raining outside and Puga is lying in the cold, shivering.
Puga: so cold....need blanket....need food....
Old woman: hello there!
(Old woman picks up Puga) how are you?
(Old woman brings Puga into her house and sits him near the fire) I'll name you Clyde!
Puga: No, I'm fine with Puga.
Woman: AHH!!!!!!!! IT TALKS!!!!!
Puga: er, well of course I do, it's well known.
Woman: GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
(Old woman throws Puga out of house)
Puga: Visitors....the search comtinues.

Meanwhile with Letdot52....
Letdot52: so what pets do you have?
?????: cats, dogs, mice, hamsters, fish, birds and snakes.
Letdot52: that's fantastic? Wait, do I know you?
?????: Maybe. I'm Garythesnail, AKA Mikey.
Letdot52: oh yeah, you're the guy that dog was talking about.
Mikey: you mean Puga?
Letdot52: DO NOT MENTION THAT NAME!!!!
Mikey: gee, why not?
Letdot52: I still haven't cleaned the kitchen. He was just too cheeky.
Mikey: couldn't imagine Puga-
Letdot52: AHEM!
Mikey: sorry, "him" being cheeky.
Letdot52: whatever. What snakes do you have?
Mikey: just one.
Letdot52: I'll take him. What pri-
(Mikey zooms out the door)
Letdot52: why was he so eager to get rid of you?
(Letdot52 places the snake on the ground)
Snake: my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want nun unless you got buns Hun!
Letdot52: it's an anaconda?
(Snake gets thrown out window)

We then cut back to Puga as he is lying on the ground whimpering. A voice in the distance says:
???: Oi! Nathan! This dog 'ere looks like sum' good butcher meat!
Nathan: oh yeah! She looks good. What's on the collar?
???: it says "Puga" oh boy, good meat indeed!
(Evil laughs)

We cut back to Letdot52 who is turning into a wreck without Puga.
Letdot52: I need him back. I do. Where's the printer?
Letdot52 places Lost Dog signs all around town.
Meanwhile, Puga finds himself in a spacious living room filled with robots and computers.
Puga in his mind: by golly, it's spacey!
Nathan: get the butcher knife. Butler, where's my tea? And wasn't Ross Lynch supposed to be here ages ago? I HATE MY LIFE!!!!
Puga in his mind: the mansion, the butler, the caniballism, Ross Lynch,- Nathan is Andre56!
Puga: IM OUTTA HERE!!!
(Puga climbs up the chimney to be chased by Andre56 and his robot army. He garbs a parachute and jumps off the 25-storey mansion to land in the worlds biggest swimming pool. He dodges the lasers and stunt bikes to climb around the security gate and continue his homelessness)

2 nights later Puga is shivering underneath a bench. He's undoubtedly into the final 24 hours of his life when a sheet of paper rolls by.
Puga: it says something. If only I could read.
A teen in a yellow jacket walks by Puga, and notices him.
???: Puga? They're looking all over town for you.
Puga: I know you. You're Mikey.
Mikey: Yup. That's not a blanket, that's an ad about Letdot52 looking for you.
Puga : he wants me???
Mikey: yes. Here's a sausage roll, I'll bring you home.
Twenty minutes later Puga has walked home to his depressed owner and the two realised what big a mistake had been made earlier. Puga moved back in after agreeing to clean up after himself. The two sat down to watch the news.
Reporter: Breaking News coming in that teen sensation Ross Lynch is missing!
Letdot52: that's odd.
Puga: I wonder why he went missing....
The End.

Comments

:-D - EvilAngel

Great job. - visitor

Good job! - funnyuser

This episode could be named "Puga the underdog" - Animefan12