Top Ten Metal Songs With Misheard LyricsMetal_Treasure Mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase is a result of near-homophony, in a way that gives it a new meaning. The listener, being unable to clearly hear a lyric, substitutes words that sound similar, and make some kind of sense.
Metal genre is the most prolific source of misheard lyrics for obvious reasons - songs are fast, instruments are loud and words in the lyrics are usually too abstract.
The Top Ten
You try to take his balls.
You try to take its pulse. - Metal_Treasure
Funny misheard lyrics, but still a great song and Megadeth’s best in my opinion. - CostcoHotDogs
Say your prayers, it's a lawn, don't forget my buns, to include everyone!
I prefer the pie. - RiverClanRocks
Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie.
Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure
Haha brilliant! Imagine if you sang the wrong lyrics out loud...? Haha - Britgirl
My name's Tony. I've got some bacon.
Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims. - Metal_Treasure
Valhalla, the liver runs.
Valhalla, deliverance. - Metal_Treasure
Opened wide the gay friend - the King will come.
Open wide the gate, friend! The King will come. - Metal_Treasure
This is my absolute favorite. - Metal_Treasure
(and I can't unhear it, LOL) - Metal_Treasure
Every time I listen to this song I can't hear anything other than anal sex - LizardKing99
This is so funny and made my day - thanks to whoever added it. I wanna see it in the top 5! - Metal_Treasure
Hamster! A Dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagull!
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker!
Many people believe that James Hetfield actually says: Gimme Foo, Gimme Fah, Gimme Dabajabazhah! LOL - Metal_Treasure
Version 1: Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
Version 2: Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck... - Metal_Treasure
I will never look at apple juice the same way again. - RiverClanRocks
Fruit juice killed the earth.
Rule to kill the urge. - Metal_Treasure
Eat the dark spinach.
Dictators speech. - Metal_Treasure
I love this one. - RalphBob
I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance.
Our light induced, image of truth, filtered blank of its substance. - Metal_Treasure
Carrots that wander, never fade in rain, and you're hard, and Jesus bought my sorrow, carrots that wander hiding M&Ms in a lamb
Even better misheard lyrics from Nightwish. - 445956
I misheard it once as "Next thing you know, they'll take my guns away" - SteelCity99
Next thing you know, they'll take my dogs away.
Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away. - Metal_Treasure
Its Dave Mustaine, and his voice is interesting... anyways, don't take his dogs if they are that importsnt - Lucretia
Haha, I haven't seen this one before. Should be higher (it's a new addition that is currently at #54). - Metal_Treasure
"Santa Claus will pee tonight"
"sail across the sea of lights"
Like broken glass you'll shatter, with flying fish in batter.
Like broken glass you'll shatter, with bloody fists I'll batter. - Metal_Treasure
I'll keep the muffin.
I'll keep on laughing.
(I love muffins but I love laughing, too, so I can't choose...) - Metal_Treasure
Can't stop laughing. Thanks for this one, to whoever added it. - Metal_Treasure
Bring me a doughnut to the sauna
Bring me your daughter to the slaughter
All my lipsticks falling into darkness.
All my instincts falling into darkness.
James LaBrie lipsticks, LOL - Metal_Treasure
And my blunt is my ho now.
And my blood is my own now. - Metal_Treasure
Sounds more like "Pack-A-Chick", not Pikachu - EliHbk
At 0:48, a lot of people misinterpret "Back at you, subversion! " with the following:
"Pikachu is a Virgin!"
I hope you guys can "unhear" this one. It's just too funny :D... - CrimsonShark
Take the painkiller, psycho on your bicycle.
Take the painkiller, cycle on your bicycle.
Summer rain, dripping down that piece of paper.
Summer rain, dripping down your face again. - Metal_Treasure
He is the bean killer
Biscuits are painkillers
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller - IronSabbathPriest
Techno prisoners! - Metal_Treasure
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2. Holy Wars... The Punishment Due - Megadeth
3. Painkiller - Judas Priest
2. Wishmaster - Nightwish
3. Fuel - Metallica