Top Ten Metal Songs With Misheard LyricsMetal_Treasure Mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase is a result of near-homophony, in a way that gives it a new meaning. The listener, being unable to clearly hear a lyric, substitutes words that sound similar, and make some kind of sense.
Metal genre is the most prolific source of misheard lyrics for obvious reasons - songs are fast, instruments are loud and words in the lyrics are usually too abstract.
The Top Ten
Say your prayers, it's a lawn, don't forget my buns, to include everyone!
I prefer the pie. - RiverClanRocks
Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie.
Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite. - Metal_Treasure
You try to take his balls.
You try to take its pulse. - Metal_Treasure
Funny misheard lyrics, but still a great song and Megadeth’s best in my opinion.
Haha brilliant! Imagine if you sang the wrong lyrics out loud...? Haha - Britgirl
My name's Tony. I've got some bacon.
Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims. - Metal_Treasure
This is my absolute favorite. - Metal_Treasure
(and I can't unhear it, LOL) - Metal_Treasure
Every time I listen to this song I can't hear anything other than anal sex - LizardKing99
Valhalla, the liver runs.
Valhalla, deliverance. - Metal_Treasure
Opened wide the gay friend - the King will come.
Open wide the gate, friend! The King will come. - Metal_Treasure
Here is one set of lyrics I misheard from this song, it's not the beginning
Misheard: Burning hard, seducing queen
Actual: Burning hard, loose and clean
LOL - PhoenixAura81
Version 1: Give me two, give me five, give me a dollar 'n' fifty five!
Version 2: Gimme food! Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side!
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire. - Metal_Treasure
Many people believe that James Hetfield actually says: Gimme Foo, Gimme Fah, Gimme Dabajabazhah! LOL - Metal_Treasure
GIMME FOO GIMME FLIES GIMME DABAJABAZA! - TheDarkOne_221b
This is so funny and made my day - thanks to whoever added it. I wanna see it in the top 5! - Metal_Treasure
Hamster! A Dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagull!
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker!
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck... - Metal_Treasure
I will never look at apple juice the same way again. - RiverClanRocks
Fruit juice killed the earth.
Rule to kill the urge. - Metal_Treasure
Eat the dark spinach.
Dictators speech. - Metal_Treasure
I love this one. - RalphBob
I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance.
Our light induced, image of truth, filtered blank of its substance. - Metal_Treasure
I misheard it once as "Next thing you know, they'll take my guns away"
Next thing you know, they'll take my dogs away.
Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away. - Metal_Treasure
Haha, I haven't seen this one before. Should be higher (it's a new addition that is currently at #54). - Metal_Treasure
"Santa Claus will pee tonight"
"sail across the sea of lights"
Like broken glass you'll shatter, with flying fish in batter.
Like broken glass you'll shatter, with bloody fists I'll batter. - Metal_Treasure
I'll keep the muffin.
I'll keep on laughing.
(I love muffins but I love laughing, too, so I can't choose...) - Metal_Treasure
Can't stop laughing. Thanks for this one, to whoever added it. - Metal_Treasure
Bring me a doughnut to the sauna
Bring me your daughter to the slaughter
All my lipsticks falling into darkness.
All my instincts falling into darkness.
James LaBrie lipsticks, LOL - Metal_Treasure
Sounds more like "Pack-A-Chick", not Pikachu - EliHbk
At 0:48, a lot of people misinterpret "Back at you, subversion! " with the following:
"Pikachu is a Virgin!"
I hope you guys can "unhear" this one. It's just too funny :D... - CrimsonShark
And my blunt is my ho now.
And my blood is my own now. - Metal_Treasure
"Tee Hee! Tee hee hee! "
Actual lyric: "To Give! To let you! "
If you want the world, lose your mind
If you want the world, use your mind - Metal_Treasure
He is the bean killer
Biscuits are painkillers
He is the painkiller
This is the painkiller - IronSabbathPriest
Controlling bastard, I'll be your mustard! Mustard!
Come crawling faster, obey your master! Master! - Metal_Treasure
Misheard: "How I'm killing you! "
Real: "Now I'm killing you! " - Gh_player
MUSTARD! MUSTARD! - TheDarkOne_221b
This is a great one, LOL. Thanks! - Metal_Treasure
Power roast beef at your door
Feel the stockings.
Power wolves beset your door
Hear them stalking.
Techno prisoners! - Metal_Treasure
F*** this wh**e.
Thought disorder. - Metal_Treasure
Washin the dog Washin the dog - Beavis and Butthead
1) Rakin' the lawn! Rakin' the lawn!
Breakin' the Law! Breakin' the Law!
2) Brick in the lawn! Brick in the lawn!
Breakin' the Law! Breakin' the Law! - Metal_Treasure
As I watch Jethro Tull!
Haha, that's super cool. Thanks.
Actual lyric - "As I watch death unfold". - Metal_Treasure
This is awesome: "As I watch Jethro Tull" instead of the actual lyric "As I watch death unfold".
I love this one because in the 1989 Grammy Awards, Metallica lost out to Jethro Tull and this award was named "Grammy's biggest upset". Why? Because nobody (except the Grammys) considered Jethro Tull to be part of the hard rock or heavy metal genre.
In the early 90s, when Metallica won a Grammy, Lars Ulrich of Metallica said "We wanna thank Jethro Tull for not putting out an album this year". LOL. - Metal_Treasure
Chicken of death!
Monarch to the Kingdom of the Fried!
Angel of death!
Monarch to the Kingdom of the Dead!
I personally heard it correctly but it's a very good addition, thanks to whoever added it. - Metal_Treasure
Ah, this just came out and already with misheard lyrics? - Metal_Treasure
"Pistol Fart! "
"We're so f***** ! "
Nostradamus! Is a Fake!
Actual Lyrics: Nostradamus, He's Avenged!
Thanks to whoever added this - I didn't know it. It's funny. - Metal_Treasure
I hear "minivans" every time I listen to the song. - Element119
It's domination, pushed into minivans.
It's domination, pushed into living hell. - Metal_Treasure
I'm your turbo lover, tell me there's no oven
I'm your terrible lover, tell me there's no other.
I'm your turbo lover, tell me there's no other. - Metal_Treasure
Its not funny, its stupid.
My cousin thought the chorus was saying "sex sex sex sexy Dave" instead of "deep six, six, six feet deep." - RalphBob
Thanks to whoever added this - it's a good one! LOL - Metal_Treasure
So you've travelled far to spread your raisin bread of misery?
Beware of the sharp edged women, called human pee
LOL - Metal_Treasure
No one can take my cellphone away.
No one but me can save myself.
I got another misheard lyric for this one
"They scream we're Poo extreme"
"They scream we're too extreme"
LOL - christangrant
Pain, Pain, Pain,Pain
Panic, Panic, Panic, Panic
yeah what I hear is Pain which fits the song because it is PAIN to listen to this crap - christangrant
We need aqueducts, anointed... we transfigure
Beneath aqueducts, anointed... we transfigure - Metal_Treasure
Can I play with magnets? - Metal_Treasure
The liquid is in your throat, all pasteurized.
The liquid is in your throat for hopeless delight. - Metal_Treasure
1) Spit the truth about me to Germans.
Speak the truth about me determined.
2) Hairspray to hold raw energy.
Hands break to hone raw energy. - Metal_Treasure
This one is hilarious. - RalphBob
I tell you to end your life.
I tell you to enjoy life. - Metal_Treasure
He's on a man and he moans.
He's not a man anymore. - Metal_Treasure
1) I've got B.O. to see the truth.
I've gone beyond to seek the truth.
(B.O. - body odor)
2) Harold be thy name.
Hallowed be thy name. - Metal_Treasure
"I am the Boot, I am the progress, I'm the aggressor, I am the table, these ten stories."
"I am the root, I am the progress, I'm the aggressor, I am the tablet, these ten stories."
Hey, Hey! I'm your wife! I'm a mother in your bed!
Hey! I'm your Wife!
LOL, thanks to whoever added this. - Metal_Treasure
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