Top Ten People You Meet at a Metal Concert

The most annoying concert visitor of all Time!
He only wears stuff from "trve" bands and every other band which has more than 12 Twitter Follow..."WAIT! THAT'S SO UNTRVE!

Trve bands don't use Twitter!
All demos MUST sound terrible!
Every band with more than 3 Fans is a SELL OUT! "

I'm sorry my evil second "Elitist-Me" was typing
that.

I hate them. According to them, the only good metal band Is black sabbath, and only for the first album. All the others are "mainstream"

I wouldn't meet any of these since I never go to metal concerts.

This is me. Me and my friends yell "SLAAAYYER" at every show. Its basically metal's version of Free Bird

I'm a Slayer fan, too, but I don't do this. I find it quite annoying. If you wanna hear a Slayer song what are you doing at a death metal show? Stay home and listen to Slayer.

His/Her first show. Be nice to them.
Do you remember how awesome it was
to go to your first concert?

" when I was younger, my dear friend Bruce Dickinson and I used to spent a lot of time together. Moreover, I organized some of the concerts of those young musicians like metallica, Slayer, Megadeth...
I'm also Rob halford's best friend, you know? "

He met all members of Led Zeppelin,
was at every show from the classic Metalbands.
With his knowledge you could write a whole book.

...and he might say that they (the bands) all were better when
he was younger

I've seen that but it has also happened at rock concerts that are not metal, and even at baseball matches.

In every concert there's always at least one drunk ass who ruins it for everybody.

I've seen people throw up, and I've had beer spilled on me. The stoners are so much better

There is ALWAYS one guy who may had
too much of "Valhallas golden juice".

Drink with responsibility (Seriously! )

He learned his moves at a secret
Metal Karate school.
He will hurt you if you mosh near him...Be careful!

Oh... They might hate metal or worse...
THEY LOVE IT!

Why is that worse you ask me?

Imagine your mom yells:"SLAYER! "
at a Black Metal concert and everybody gives her looks and while she's screaming your father is
stagediving..."great show".

Rare but if she's there she loves the band just like
you or she hates metal and is asking herself why she agreed going to a thrash metal show.

This is what you see most of the time.

Really?...hmmm I'm sure they forgot the route, But then...It's easy to know where you're heading, You can HEAR it miles away.

The Pop Fan:'How are they called? "
You:"Obscura."
The Pop Fan:"They sound terrible! "
You:"...Do you even kn...just listen carefully! "

If he listens to brutal death metal he says: "oh my God what's this satanic metallica stuff! "

It May seem weird, but some people (metalheads too) go to certain concerts only to hate on the bands that are performing. Sad but true