Top 10 Greatest Moments from the Undertale Fanfic "How Bratty and Catty Stole America's Presidential System"
The Top Ten
1 Alphys and Undyne having sex with synthetic brain-tissue sculptures of each other while inside of Bratty's and Catty's brains, causing THEM to also bang each other right in the middle of their inaugural election speech
2 Alphys and Undyne sneaking inside Catty's and Bratty's brains and making them fight each other during their inaugural election speech
3 Bratty reciting Kefka's death monologue from Dissidia Final Fantasy
4 You're Offensive, Brat N' Cat (You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch)
5 Burgerpants reciting Vaas' Definition Of Insanity speech straight out of Far Cry 3
6 Alphys accidentally getting herself caught jerking off inside of Catty's brain by the narrator
7 Bratty and Catty angrily swinging giant American flagpoles at each other and tearing apart the entire wooden backdrop of their inaugural election speech in the process
8 Alphys getting down and dirty underneath Asgore's robes
9 The revelation that Burgerpants is actually Quentin Tarantino in disguise
10 "Alphys and Undyne hadn't stopped World War 3 from coming; IT CAME JUST THE SAME!"
The Contenders
11 Bratty nuking New York City
12 The Ugly Alphyne Amalgamate
13 "Your FEET were washed three months ago with WARM expired milk!"
14 "Your candidacies, not to mention your SOULS for that matter, are a collectively putrid and festering cesspool overflowing with the most distasteful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable"
15 Bratty and Catty dressing themselves up as Ridley and Kraid and then proceeding to burn exactly five copies of every Metroid game in existence
16 Alphys apparently making her living almost solely off of people literally paying money just to worship her feet
17 "You have ALL the fashion sensibilities of Christian Chan dressed as a LASS!"
18 "Your SOULS are full of Tumblr, you've got TWITTER in your brains!"
19 "I wouldn't touch you with a 39-AND-A-HALF-FOOT CANE!"
20 "You're a double-decker synthetically processed taco with CLEARLY FAKE SAUCE!"
21 "You're as SHALLOW as a kiddie pool and HOLLOW as a pipe!"
22 Alphys eating one of Asgore's eyeballs and then flossing her teeth with his optical nerve
23 Asgore karate-chopping the girls' cage of imprisonment in half
24 Burgerpants attempting to push the girls right off the top of the Empire State Building
25 New Home City
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