Top 10 Greatest Moments from the Undertale Fanfic "How Bratty and Catty Stole America's Presidential System"

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The Top Ten

1 Alphys and Undyne having sex with synthetic brain-tissue sculptures of each other while inside of Bratty's and Catty's brains, causing THEM to also bang each other right in the middle of their inaugural election speech

I'm kookoo for cocoa puffs, kookoo for cocoa puffs, kookoo for cocoa puffs...

2 Alphys and Undyne sneaking inside Catty's and Bratty's brains and making them fight each other during their inaugural election speech
3 Bratty reciting Kefka's death monologue from Dissidia Final Fantasy
4 You're Offensive, Brat N' Cat (You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch)
5 Burgerpants reciting Vaas' Definition Of Insanity speech straight out of Far Cry 3
6 Alphys accidentally getting herself caught jerking off inside of Catty's brain by the narrator
7 Bratty and Catty angrily swinging giant American flagpoles at each other and tearing apart the entire wooden backdrop of their inaugural election speech in the process
8 Alphys getting down and dirty underneath Asgore's robes
9 The revelation that Burgerpants is actually Quentin Tarantino in disguise
10 "Alphys and Undyne hadn't stopped World War 3 from coming; IT CAME JUST THE SAME!"

The Contenders

11 Bratty nuking New York City
12 The Ugly Alphyne Amalgamate
13 "Your FEET were washed three months ago with WARM expired milk!"
14 "Your candidacies, not to mention your SOULS for that matter, are a collectively putrid and festering cesspool overflowing with the most distasteful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable"
15 Bratty and Catty dressing themselves up as Ridley and Kraid and then proceeding to burn exactly five copies of every Metroid game in existence
16 Alphys apparently making her living almost solely off of people literally paying money just to worship her feet
17 "You have ALL the fashion sensibilities of Christian Chan dressed as a LASS!"
18 "Your SOULS are full of Tumblr, you've got TWITTER in your brains!"
19 "I wouldn't touch you with a 39-AND-A-HALF-FOOT CANE!"
20 "You're a double-decker synthetically processed taco with CLEARLY FAKE SAUCE!"
21 "You're as SHALLOW as a kiddie pool and HOLLOW as a pipe!"
22 Alphys eating one of Asgore's eyeballs and then flossing her teeth with his optical nerve
23 Asgore karate-chopping the girls' cage of imprisonment in half
24 Burgerpants attempting to push the girls right off the top of the Empire State Building
25 New Home City
26 Alphys somehow naturally closing the mental pathways deep inside of her brain to prevent mind-reading devices from reaching them
27 The mind-control devices
28 The audience's reaction to watching Alphys and Undyne screw each other inside of Bratty's and Catty's brains
29 Catty and Bratty dressing themselves up as Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump
30 Alphys and Undyne going completely and utterly insane during the ending
31 Bratty getting assassinated by one of her own terrorist minions
32 Burgerpants and the girls spending most of their main conversation with each other licking each other's feet to kingdom come
33 Royal Guards 1 and 2 licking Asgore's feet during one of his phone calls
34 Burgerpants reciting the Dead N***** Storage monologue from Pulp Fiction
35 Bratty and Catty re-enacting the spaghetti scene from Lady And The Tramp with Asgore's intestines
36 Burgerpants' facial expressions
37 Alphys stuffing her brain several sizes too big...with pure unadulterated anime porn
38 Alphys pleasuring Burgerpants underneath the dining table with her feet
39 Alphys knocking not one but TWO male characters into unconsciousness with her sheer irresistible sexual charm
40 Bus-ride scene
41 Buff Asgore
42 Alphys sassily, directly teasing the readers themselves while clearly inside Catty's brain
43 Alphys claiming that her having sex with a synthetic brain-matter sculpture of Undyne while deep inside Catty's brain is perfectly normal
44 Alphys literally going in one of Catty's ears and out the other
45 "Bowser...inside story..."
46 Alphys reprising the I Love You song from Barney & Friends
47 Undyne and Alphys painfully tunneling their ways into Bratty's and Catty's brains with their bare razor-clawed hands
48 The fact that the story is a parody of not only Undertail and The Grinch but also Undertale "xanfics" and the Hillary VS Trump election at the exact same time
49 Sans, Papyrus and Gaster appearing just to deliver literally three lines of dialogue (one per character)
50 The Dreemurr family's reaction to the lesbian-foursome brain-sex scene
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1. Alphys and Undyne having sex with synthetic brain-tissue sculptures of each other while inside of Bratty's and Catty's brains, causing THEM to also bang each other right in the middle of their inaugural election speech
2. Alphys and Undyne sneaking inside Catty's and Bratty's brains and making them fight each other during their inaugural election speech
3. Bratty reciting Kefka's death monologue from Dissidia Final Fantasy
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