Top 10 Deviantart-Themed Parodies of Song Lyrics
The Top Ten
1 Find a whole new asylum...with fetish porn that you cannot live without, and we'll feed your obsessions. There'll be nothing but this...glorified porno site! - Supervixen (Garbage)
As someone has been browsing through DeviantArt recently, this list is relatable.
2 Deviantart says it is a web site that makes art. I ain't the smoothest heel of its feet. It is looking pretty bad with ludicrously sexualized anthro characters and their big feet. - All Star (Smash Mouth)
3 Rot our brains...with art that's vapid. Feel our pain. You're a parasite. Your talent...will be wasted. Make us talk...with "art" that is SCHLOCK! - The Man in The Box (Alice in Chains)
4 Your AI makes you look like a complete...hedonistic and talentless idiot! - Paranoid Android (Radiohead)
5 Footy fetish pics, you all look alike. Look at them. Look at them. Masturbate. Stupid, drooling, foot-fetished, horny freaks, don't procreate. Please... - Sorry About Your Penis (Smash Mouth)
6 You pollute your mind...with our fetish porn...and shamelessly favorite it...just to get attention, and what you want...isn't what you get. - Stupid Girl (Garbage)
7 Mercury must be in retrograde again...but at least it's not just using AI to create soulless garbage. - Mercury in Retrograde (Sturgill Simpson)
8 Pour your autism down. Pour your autism down on me. Pour your autism down. You can lick my sweaty feet...as long as your art stinks! - Only Happy When it Rains (Garbage)
9 Exit art! Enter garbage! Take my hand! We're off to Fetish Porno Land! - Enter Sandman (Metallica)
10 I'm only happy in your brains. I'm only happy when I'm going through ears...and when my friends think I am really insane. I'm only happy in your brains. - Only Happy When it Rains (Garbage)
The Contenders
11 Inhale that porn. Exhale this porn. Inject foot sweat into my blood stream. There is good porn, and there is bad porn. WHAT is this monstrosity?! Help me. - Meme Machine (Pink Guy)
12 Most of this stuff is just...stupid fetish schlock. I want masterpieces and get JUNK. - I'm a Believer (Smash Mouth)
13 Foot fetishism makes the whole lives of these crazy weirdos. They will give good money to each other just to play with their toes! - Walking on The Sun (Smash Mouth)
14 They say their AI "art" is real when it's obviously fake! It looks creepy and toy-like and all shines in its same old way... - Mercury in Retrograde (Sturgill Simpson)
15 I'm only happy in your brains. You wanna hear about my weird fetishes. I wetly dream about ear wax and mucus. I'm only happy in your brains! - Only Happy When it Rains (Garbage)
16 Hey now! You're a porn star. Show your feet off. Rot brains. Hey now! Here's a gold star. Make AI schlock. Be lazy. Oversexualize girls! We don't need real art in this world. - All Star (Smash Mouth)
17 This is...a house...of "art"...that is GARBAGE. Real art...is not...fetish...porn like this. - Black Sun (Death Cab For Cutie)
18 I'm only happy when you're big. I want to crush myself with your big feet. I masturbatingly dream about THAT. I'm only happy when you're big! - Only Happy When it Rains (Garbage)
19 If we have good taste, we can...fix this awful place, BUT IF...we are these freaks, we might as well be licking our own FEET. - Walking on The Sun (Smash Mouth)
20 There is no talent veiled in payment, and there's no real art in this dump. Real artists don't create wastelands. This AI stuff is worthless JUNK. - Black Sun (Death Cab For Cutie)
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