Top Ten Best Things About the United States
Freedom is the reason that the US is the best country in the world! That's the whole reason our founding fathers came over here - for freedom! We have freedom of speech, religion, and much more!
Amazing cities #1? Seriously? America was founded so people could have freedom, not for big cities!
And this is why Washington fought for freedom, because freedom rocks!
The USA has the most beautiful city ever. You know what it's called? No, it's not Los Angeles or New York City. It is Detroit that is the most beautiful!
Times Square is fabulous. I've been there a million thousand billion hundred times!
Los Angeles, San Francisco, Philadelphia, NYC, and Las Vegas are my favorites. I live in Philadelphia.
The weather in the US is excellent.


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The United States has the largest Christian population in the world.
Traditionally, blue is seen as calm, wise, and peaceful, so you can see why it would be associated with the left-wing.
Red, on the other hand, is seen as tough, fierce, and - dare I say - evil, so you can see why it would be associated with the right-wing. I wish more countries did this.

This is why Americans eat too much food. I love tacos - they are Mexican, but hot wings are American.
The USA has plenty of friendly people... Or at least if you go to the right states.
I love Democrats... I have never voted for one Republican... Ever! Never! Forever!
Beats the hell out of Republicans.


One of my favorite things about the country I live in.

In 10,000 years, it is probable that nobody will remember the United States or any other country, person, or thing from today.
The ONLY thing from our time they will know is that Neil Armstrong was the first human being to leave the planet and walk on another world.