Top 10 Odd Christmas Songs

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The Top Ten

1 12 Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
2 Daddy Drank Our Xmas Money - TVTV$
3 All I Want for Christmas - Theocracy

"All I want for Christmas is... my old job back" (becuse Santa already works in a coal mine :-) - Metal_Treasure

4 Mistress for Christmas - AC/DC

"I like female form, in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
chorus:
I want a mistress for Christmas" - Metal_Treasure

5 The Christmas Can-Can - Straight No Chaser
6 Santa Claus Has Aids This Year - Tiny Tim
7 I Pooped On Santa's Lap - Toilet Bowl Cleaners
8 Taking Care of Christmas - Randy Bachman and Beverley Mahood
9 Christmas In Hollywood - Hollywood Undead
10 Christmas Griping - R.E.M.

The Contenders

11 X - M@$ - Corey Taylor
12 I Farted On Santa's Lap - The Little Stinkers
13 Stocking Song - Steel Panther
14 Jingle Hells Bells - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

A very funny ACDC parody - a reference to the iconic ACDC song Hells Bells. - Metal_Treasure

15 No Presents for Christmas - King Diamond
16 Nuttin' for Christmas - Stan Freberg
17 Wynter Fever - Theocracy
18 Jingle Bell Metal - Psychostick

"The little drummer boy never really had a band" - Metal_Treasure

a song with "humorcore" lyrics. - Metal_Treasure

19 Jingle Bells - Dr. Demento (The Singing Dogs)
20 Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12/24) - Savatage
21 Blue Christmas - Porky Pig
22 Rudolph vs. Frosty - Theocracy
23 Is This Christmas? - The Wombats
24 Don't Shoot Me Santa - The Killers
25 The Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie
26 The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
27 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo and Patsy
28 Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas) - Twisted Sister

"Two pairs of spandex pants and a tat-too of ozz-ee..." indeed :D - Britgirl

29 Snoopy's Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen
30 Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto - Snoop Doggy Dogg
31 Ave Maria - Trollfest
32 Feliz Falsedad - Soziedad Alkoholika

Feliz Falsedad = Happy Falsehood - Metal_Treasure

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