Top Ten Dumbest Criminals of All Time

The Top Ten
1 Dennis Hawkins

He tried to rob a convenient store dressed as a woman. However, he forgot to shave his moustache. He was later identified and arrested.

2 Michael Baker

He emptied out the gasoline from a police car and took a picture. He would have gotten away with it. But he posted the picture on Facebook! The cops found out and he was arrested...pretty fast.

And it's would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling Facebook!

3 Darren Kimpton

This bonehead tried breaking into a house that was already burglarized. There were cops in that house giving the victim an interview. That same day, he tried robbing a nearby house and cut his hand on glass! The police later found his blood match and got him arrested.

4 Mganga Mganga

This peabrain tried to steal a woman's car. However, the car had manual transmission and Mganga had no idea how to drive it. So for 7 minutes, he tinkered with the car and could only work the windshield wipers and headlights. The neighbor was on the phone with the police the whole time. When the police arrived, Mganga tried running on foot and eventually got stopped 2 blocks away from the crime scene.

5 Albert Bailey

This dumbasswas gonna rob a bank. But he thought it was a good idea to CALL THE BANK ahead of time so the money would be ready. When he got there, there were police waiting for him.

6 Zachary Tentoni

Who carries around their birth certificate?

7 Ruben Zarate

Tried to rob a muffler store. However, all the money was in the safe that only the manager could open (who wasn't there). So this doofus decided to LEAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER so they could call if the manager was there. They called the police and they arrived. The police told the store manager to call Zarate. When Zarate arrived, he was arrested.

8 Klaus Schmidt

Tried to rob a bank. But wait a minute, HE WAS DEAF! So when the banker asked "Do you need a bag? " Schmidt replied "you're damn right it is a real gun! " The alarm was pulled and Klaus had no idea what was going on until the police arrived. When he was in court, he tried to sue the bank for exploiting his disability. DUMB

9 John Wilks Booth

He was a famous actor. But he chose to give up WEALTH and FAME just to kill Lincoln.

10 Estellamarie Ruiz

She stole 50 credit cards and used them 50 YARDS AWAY! Enough time for the cops to arrest her.

The Contenders
11 Reginald Peterson

He was so pissed that his Spicy Italian Sandwich at Subway did not include Mayonnaise and Mustard on it as ordered so he called 911 over 3 times to complain about his Sandwich mishap and wanted Police to correct his sandwich mistake. Also on the third call he was wondering what was taking the Cops so long but when they did show up, they arrested Reginald Peterson for Misuse of 911.

"So Tying The 911 Lines Up to Talk About a Sandwich is Just Totally Absurd." Ken Jefferson of the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

The fact that he called 911 over a Subway Sandwich and got his own Urban Dictionary definition really tells the story.

12 Art Price Jr.

His neighbors recorded him naked on his porch with his penis inside the Umbrella Hole of his Picnic Table having sex with the Picnic Table.

13 Charles Ray Fuller

"When the Police get you, you need an ass kicking, for even being so stupid as to think you could cash a 360 billion dollar check, first you gotta deposit you dummy." Todd Bridges on TruTV's The World's Dumbest.

He was arrested in 2008 for Attempted Forgery after he stole a check from his Girlfriend's Mother and tried to cash it for $360,000,000,000.00 Dollars just to start a record company with that much money. He also had a Handgun and 2 bags of Marijuana on him as well when he was arrested.

14 Eddy Juan

A Registered Sex Offender from Florida who crawled under the Library Tables at Florida International University and Smelled the Feet of a Young Female Student. He became known as the Florida Foot Sniffer.

15 Jeremy Lloyd Martin

"Dispatchers want people to know, Do Not Call 911 over a Fast Food Order it is for Life and Death Situations only." Margy Lynch of Katu 2 who reported on this idiot who called 911 over his order at McDonalds.

16 Christian Weston Chandler Christine Weston Chandler (formerly known as Christian Weston Chandler and best known as Chris-chan), is an autistic trans woman who is the creator of the infamous webcomic Sonichu. She was discovered by trolls in 2007, which lead to her retaliating. In 2011, she came out as a tomgirl and started cross-dressing; three years later, she started identifying as a trans woman. In 2021, she was arrested for raping her 79 year old mother that suffers from dementia.

He was arrested in 2014 for Macing a Gamestop Employee after he was caught Trespassing at a Gamestop that he was previously banned from after vandalizing a display for Sonic Boom.

17 Randy Washington

After successfully robbing a Chicago Bank this dumbass actually called a Local Radio Station to brag about the Robbery and What he did with his share of the Loot. Not Surprisingly he was arrested after putting his foot in his mouth.

18 Joshua Basso

He called 911 to ask Female Dispatchers to have Phone Sex with him.

19 Lorenzo Riggins

He ordered 7 McDoubles at McDonalds and when he found out he was a burger short, he called 911 over his missing McDouble. He should call 911 after eating all of those burgers.

20 Donna Nichols

She called 911 on Hardee's because her Hamburger was Nasty.

21 Bill Wisth
22 Jean Fortune

"The Police Will Come, You Cannot Dial 911 because you are unhappy with your burger ok?" A Female 911 Dispatcher who answered this pointless 911 Call over Burger King Lemonade.

He was Arrested for Calling 911 because Burger King didn't have Lemonade on their Menu.

23 Ted Bundy Theodore Robert Bundy was an American serial killer, kidnapper, rapist, and necrophiliac who assaulted and murdered numerous young women and girls during the 1970s and possibly earlier. He was born on November 24th, 1946, and died via the electric chair on January 24th, 1989. He was born illegitimately, and his father is unknown, but it is suspected that he could be a child of rape. He was a Sagittarius, and killed over 30 women, although Ted never specified his kill count.
24 Michael Kruse

He was arrested for Calling 911 to get a Police Escort to a Lil' Wayne concert in Miami. Instead he got a Police Escort to Jail for Misuse of 911.

25 Jared Fogle Jared Scott Fogle, also known as "The Subway Guy", is an American former spokesperson for Subway restaurants and convicted child molester.

He went from being the face of Subway to being a convicted pedophile after getting arrested in 2015 for possession of Child Pornography and received a 15 Year Prison Sentence.

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