Top Ten Dumbest Criminals of All Time

Dennis Hawkins

He tried to rob a convenience store dressed as a woman. However, he forgot to shave his mustache.
He was later identified and arrested.

Michael Baker

Michael emptied out the gasoline from a police car and took a picture. He might have gotten away with it, but he posted the picture on Facebook.
The cops found out and arrested him pretty quickly.

And he would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling Facebook!

Darren Kimpton

This bonehead attempted to break into a house that had already been burglarized, and there were police inside interviewing the victim.
Later that same day, he tried robbing a nearby house and cut his hand on some glass. The police found his blood and arrested him.

Mganga Mganga

This peabrain tried to steal a woman's car. However, the car had a manual transmission, and Mganga had no idea how to drive it. For seven minutes, he tinkered with the car and could only manage to work the windshield wipers and headlights. The neighbor was on the phone with the police the entire time.
When the police arrived, Mganga tried to flee on foot but was stopped two blocks away from the crime scene.

Albert Bailey

This dumbass planned to rob a bank, but thought it would be a good idea to call the bank ahead of time so the money would be ready for him.
When he got there, the police were waiting.

Zachary Tentoni

He stole a woman's wallet in 2013 and left two bags of his own during the process. One of the bags contained his birth certificate and a letter from his mom! He made it so easy for the cops.

Who carries around their birth certificate?

Ruben Zarate

Ruben tried to rob a muffler store, but all the money was in the safe, and only the manager, who wasn't present, could open it. Incredibly, this doofus left his phone number, asking them to call him when the manager arrived.
Instead, they called the police. The police instructed the store manager to call Zarate, and when he showed up, he was promptly arrested.

Klaus Schmidt

Klaus Schmidt tried to rob a bank, but there was one major problem - he was deaf! When the banker asked, "Do you need a bag?" Schmidt replied, "You're damn right it is a real gun!"
The alarm was pulled, but Klaus had no idea what was happening until the police arrived. Later, in court, he attempted to sue the bank for exploiting his disability. DUMB.

John Wilks Booth

John Wilkes Booth was an American stage actor who assassinated President Abraham Lincoln at Ford's Theatre in Washington, D.C., on April 14, 1865. He was a Confederate sympathizer and part of a larger plot to revive the Confederate cause by eliminating the Union leadership. Booth was killed 12 days later... read more

He was a famous actor, but he chose to give up wealth and fame just to kill Lincoln.

Estellamarie Ruiz

She stole 50 credit cards and used them just 50 yards away!
It was enough time for the cops to arrest her.

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Donald Trump

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946, in Queens, New York) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th and 47th President of the United States.

Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the... read more

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John Gotti

Reginald Peterson

He was so upset that his Spicy Italian Sandwich at Subway didn't include mayonnaise and mustard as ordered that he called 911 over three times to complain about it, demanding the police fix his sandwich mistake.
On the third call, he was wondering what was taking the cops so long. When they finally arrived, they arrested Reginald Peterson for misuse of 911.

"So tying up the 911 lines to talk about a sandwich is just totally absurd," said Ken Jefferson of the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

Art Price Jr.

His neighbors recorded him naked on his porch, with his penis inside the umbrella hole of his picnic table, having sex with the picnic table.

Randy Washington

After successfully robbing a Chicago bank, this dumbass actually called a local radio station to brag about the robbery and what he did with his share of the loot.
Not surprisingly, he was arrested after putting his foot in his mouth.

Mack Yearwood

He was wanted for assault. He actually used the wanted poster police made of him as his Facebook profile picture. When he got arrested, a bag of weed dropped from his pocket.

Joey Miller

These two numskulls got into an argument while in disguise. How were they caught? They tried to disguise themselves with PERMANENT MARKER on their faces.

Eddy Juan

A registered sex offender from Florida, Eddy Juan, crawled under library tables at Florida International University to smell the feet of a young female student. He became known as the Florida Foot Sniffer.

Christian Weston Chandler

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Christian was arrested in 2014 for macing a GameStop employee after being caught trespassing at a store he had previously been banned from for vandalizing a display for Sonic Boom.

Joshua Basso

He called 911 to ask female dispatchers to have phone sex with him.

Lorenzo Riggins

He ordered seven McDoubles at McDonald's, and when he found out he was one burger short, he called 911 to report his missing McDouble. He should have called 911 after eating all of those burgers.

Donna Nichols

She called 911 on Hardee's because her hamburger was nasty.

Adam Lanza

Adam Peter Lanza (April 22, 1992 - December 14, 2012) was an American mass murderer and spree killer. On December 14, 2012, he shot and killed his mother, Nancy Lanza, at their home in Newtown, Connecticut... read more

Nikolas Cruz

Nikolas Jacob Cruz (born September 24, 1998) is an American mass murderer responsible for the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting on February 14, 2018. Seventeen people were killed and another seventeen were injured in the attack. This became the deadliest high school shooting in American history,... read more

Chase Garner

He was arrested in 2017 for breaking into women's houses, taking pictures of their feet while they slept, and stealing their underwear.

David Neal

He was a manager at a Nashville hotel who got himself arrested for sneaking into a guest's hotel room and sucking their toes.

George Bartusek

He was arrested back in 2009 for making out with two inflatable dolls in his car in a Publix grocery store parking lot.