1 Stephen Fry & Piers Morgan
Stephen will see things only the most unsettled of us can imagine.
2 George Michael & Eminem
3 George Bush & Nigel Farage
4 Sir Elton John & Nicki Minaj
Sir Elton's going to have the fright of his life.
5 Ewan McGregor & Paris Hilton
Let's not make a film from that.
6 Richard Dawkins & Pope Francis
I get your point. But it would be such an interesting debate! Go Pope Francis!
7 Jeremy Clarkson & Kristin Scott Thomas
Needless to say, this would suck.
8 Alan Carr & Prince Philip
Not a great combination.
9 Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton
10 Milton Jones & Jimmy Carr
Each other's stand-ups are mutually exclusive.
The Contenders
11 Chris Chan & Dame Judi Dench
Knowing what Chris Chan did to their own elderly mother, I certainly wouldn't trust them to be locked in the same room as poor old Dame Judi.
12 Kid Rock & Lil Nas X
Kid Rock would be constantly treating Lil Nas X like some sort of subhuman parasite due to his race and his sexual orientation.
13 Katie Hopkins & Jessica Chastain
Just as bad would be locking Jessica Chastain in the same room as Grace Randolph.
Katie Hopkins is a known gingerphobe and far-right nut job so things would get extremely ugly between the two.
14 Ron DeSantis & Erin Kellyman
15 Marjorie Taylor Greene & Riley J. Dennis
16 Bob Chapek & Guillermo del Toro
Bob Chapek apparently doesn't respect the animation medium very well, so I can't imagine these two getting along with each other.
17 JK Rowling & Elliot Page
18 Mel Gibson & Michelle Obama
19 Kim Jong-Un & Barack Obama
There would be an exchange of words at first followed by a fight
20 Will Smith & Chris Rock
But at least there's potential for a long-awaited Shark Tale/Madagascar crossover to come out of this.
21 Adolf Hitler & Justin Bieber
Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who served as the leader of the Nazi Party since 1921, Chancellor of Germany since 1933, and Führer of Nazi Germany since 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was a central figure of the Holocaust. He committed suicide two days before Soviet soldiers stormed his underground shelter in Berlin.
22 Adolf Hitler and William Golding
Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who served as the leader of the Nazi Party since 1921, Chancellor of Germany since 1933, and Führer of Nazi Germany since 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was a central figure of the Holocaust. He committed suicide two days before Soviet soldiers stormed his underground shelter in Berlin.
23 TheDuttyGyal & Ali-A
24 Sean Paul & Justin Bieber