Top 10 Possible Titles for Metal Christmas Songs

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Xmas is around the corner... again (what a surprise!)
I made this list for fun. I hope it works because metal lyrical themes are extremely unfitting for Xmas song titles.

The Top Ten

1 Moshing Around the Christmas Tree - Anthrax

A reference to their song Caught In A Mosh, and the classic Xmas song Rocking Around the Christmas Tree - Metal_Treasure

Haha yes Anthrax would most likely made a song title like this if they made a X mas song - christangrant

2 Holiday Season in the Abyss - Slayer
3 A Reindeer Got Run Over by My Grandma - Cattle Decapitation

I've chosen this title because Cattle Decapitation lyrics are about animal rights and humans who treat animals bad. - Metal_Treasure

4 Santa Claus is Not Comin' to Town - King Diamond

Because King Diamond's got a song called No Presents For Christmas - Metal_Treasure

5 You're a Mean One Mr. Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne
6 O Father! O Santa! O Sun! - Behemoth
7 Deck the Horns - Dio

Deck the horns with boughs of holly... - Metal_Treasure

8 Little Killer Boy - Overkill

This title was inspired by Little Drummer Boy - Metal_Treasure

9 Panzer Division Santa - Marduk
10 Santa's Inferno - Iced Earth

A Xmas version of their magnum opus Dante's Inferno - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 Rig Up the Lights - Metallica

A Xmas version of their song Hit The Lights - Metal_Treasure

12 Hammer Smashed Santa - Cannibal Corpse

I know that using Hammer Smashed Face in similar lists is such a cliche but I also know that somebody will add something with this song title, sooner or later, so I added it myself. - Metal_Treasure

13 We Three Skulls - Cryptopsy
14 The Christmas Song (Skulls Roasting on an Open Fire) - Cryptopsy

Reference to their song Open Face Surgery - Metal_Treasure

15 The Four Santas - Metallica
16 Fear of the Christmas Tree - Iron Maiden
17 I Saw Mommy Kissing the Shadow of Santa Claus - Children of Bodom
18 Seek and Enjoy - Metallica
19 Claus Nothing - Metallica
20 We Wish You a Metal Christmas - Metal Church
21 O Holy Crap - Gwar
22 Eddie, It's Cold Outside - Iron Maiden
23 Yo Ho Ho, are You Dead Yet - Children of Bodom
24 Permanently Disfigured Santa - Dying Fetus
25 ...And Presents for All - Metallica
26 Santa's Travel in Stygian - Iced Earth
27 Until Santa Sleeps - Metallica
28 The Call of Rudolph (The Red-Nosed Reindeer) - Metallica
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Top Remixes

1. A Reindeer Got Run Over by My Grandma - Cattle Decapitation
2. Moshing Around the Christmas Tree - Anthrax
3. You're a Mean One Mr. Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne
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1. Deck the Horns - Dio
2. Holiday Season in the Abyss - Slayer
3. Moshing Around the Christmas Tree - Anthrax
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