Top 10 Pre-Butt-Kicking One-Liners in Video Games

The Top Ten

1 "WHAT is a MAN?! A MISERABLE little PILE of SECRETS! But ENOUGH talk; HAVE AT YOU!" - Dracula (Castlevania: SOTN)

2 "On days like these, kids like you...SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL." - Sans (Undertale)

I feel sad inside seeing as this is number two.

3 "If you are really so desperate to stop us, then we will KILL you!" - Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)

4 "Life...dreams...hope...where do they come from, and where do they go? Such meaningless things...I'll destroy them ALL!" - Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)

5 "Did I ever tell you the DEFINITION...of insanity?" - Vaas (Far Cry 3)

6 "I'll shove your a$$es so far down your throats that when you crap, you'll sing f***ing Beethoven!" - Dr. Andonuts (Radiation's Halloween Hack)

7 "GET OVER HERE!" - Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)

8 "Allow me to awaken you from your world of cliches!" - Saddler (Resident Evil 4)

9 "Show me your MOVES!" - Captain Falcon (Super Smash Bros.)

10 "Are you man enough to fight with me?" - Guile (Street Fighter)

The Contenders

11 "Yes, doctor, you will regret ever having created me; YOU'RE going STRAIGHT to HELL!" - Shadow (Shadow The Hedgehog)

12 "Guess again, Iron Knuckle!" - Zelda (Wand Of Gamelon)

13 "What's the matter, SCARED?" - Wolf (Super Smash Bros.)

14 "When you pinch WENDY'S pennies, they pinch BACK!" - Mario (Hotel Mario)

15 "It's about time you two losers took a nice relaxing break...IN MY BELLY!" - Bowletta (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)

16 "And in the last dying moment of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness, THAT is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!" - Fawful (Mario & Luigi)

17 "You and Blue Falcon can die TOGETHER!" - Blood Falcon (F-Zero)

18 "Now your sanity and mine can die TOGETHER!" - Undyne (Undertale)

19 "My barber didn't know when to quit; do you?" - Bald Bull (Punch-Out!)

20 "If you need advice on how to talk to a lady, ask your mum!" - Bayonetta (Super Smash Bros.)

21 "Soshite ugoki ga, ugoki desu!" - Dio Brando (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

22 "I'll make your last living moments...ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL." - Mettaton (Undertale)

23 "WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL HELL." - Lemon Bread (Undertale)

24 "And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!" - Fawful (Mario & Luigi)

25 "I, Garland, shall knock you down!" - Garland (Final Fantasy)

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