Top 10 Pre-Butt-Kicking One-Liners in Video Games

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The Top Ten

1 "WHAT is a MAN?! A MISERABLE little PILE of SECRETS! But ENOUGH talk; HAVE AT YOU!" - Dracula (Castlevania: SOTN)
2 "On days like these, kids like you...SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL." - Sans (Undertale)

I feel sad inside seeing as this is number two. - DapperPickle

3 "If you are really so desperate to stop us, then we will KILL you!" - Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)
4 "Life...dreams...hope...where do they come from, and where do they go? Such meaningless things...I'll destroy them ALL!" - Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)
5 "Did I ever tell you the DEFINITION...of insanity?" - Vaas (Far Cry 3)
6 "I'll shove your a$$es so far down your throats that when you crap, you'll sing f***ing Beethoven!" - Dr. Andonuts (Radiation's Halloween Hack)
7 "GET OVER HERE!" - Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
8 "Allow me to awaken you from your world of cliches!" - Saddler (Resident Evil 4)
9 "Show me your MOVES!" - Captain Falcon (Super Smash Bros.)
10 "Are you man enough to fight with me?" - Guile (Street Fighter)

The Contenders

11 "Yes, doctor, you will regret ever having created me; YOU'RE going STRAIGHT to HELL!" - Shadow (Shadow The Hedgehog)

Kinda cringey... - TwilightKitsune

12 "Guess again, Iron Knuckle!" - Zelda (Wand Of Gamelon)
13 "What's the matter, SCARED?" - Wolf (Super Smash Bros.)
14 "When you pinch WENDY'S pennies, they pinch BACK!" - Mario (Hotel Mario)
15 "It's about time you two losers took a nice relaxing break...IN MY BELLY!" - Bowletta (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)
16 "And in the last dying moment of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness, THAT is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!" - Fawful (Mario & Luigi)
17 "You and Blue Falcon can die TOGETHER!" - Blood Falcon (F-Zero)
18 "Now your sanity and mine can die TOGETHER!" - Undyne (Undertale)
19 "My barber didn't know when to quit; do you?" - Bald Bull (Punch-Out!)
20 "If you need advice on how to talk to a lady, ask your mum!" - Bayonetta (Super Smash Bros.)
21 "Soshite ugoki ga, ugoki desu!" - Dio Brando (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
22 "I'll make your last living moments...ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL." - Mettaton (Undertale)
23 "WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL HELL." - Lemon Bread (Undertale)
24 "And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!" - Fawful (Mario & Luigi)
25 "I, Garland, shall knock you down!" - Garland (Final Fantasy)
26 "Now kill me, BEFORE I KILL YOU!" - Ballos (Cave Story)
27 "COME ON!" - Captain Falcon (Super Smash Bros.)
28 "It is now time for your viscera to see the light of day! NOW DIE!" - Exdeath (Final Fantasy V)
29 "You're on MY time now, you little SKANK!" - N. Tropy (Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped)
30 "Obey Wario; DESTROY MARIO!" - Wario (Super Mario Land)
31 "Now your faith in humanity and mine can both die TOGETHER!" - Asriel Dreemurr (Undertale)
32 "I'm really feeling it!" - Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)
33 "NOW it's REYN time!" - Reyn (Xenoblade Chronicles)
34 "Now it's SHULK time!" - Shulk (Super Smash Bros.)
35 "Time for a change of PACE!" - Eggman (Sonic Generations)
36 "Time to tip the SCALES!" - Robin (Super Smash Bros.)
37 "You've been PRIVY to a side of me that no one else has; my INSIDES! And now you'll be PRIVY to the inside of a privy too; tootle-LOO!" - Hades (Kid Icarus Uprising)
38 "You say that like it's a bad thing!" - Dark Pit (Kid Icarus Uprising)
39 "You know what they SAY; the MORE the MERRIER!" - Eggman (Shadow The Hedgehog)
40 "Let nature take its COURSE!" - Viridi (Kid Icarus Uprising)
41 "Vengeance will be MINE!" - Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
42 "You WILL die, mortal!" - Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat)
43 "I will crush you like...SOME EASILY CRUSHED THING!" - Psycrow (Earthworm Jim)
44 "You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything YOU'RE going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT?!" - Sonic (Sonic OVA)
45 "Why, you little...you're nothing but pieces of SCRAP metal! Once I'm done with you, you'll be thrown in the junkyard! YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!" - Eggman (Shadow The Hedgehog)
46 "No copyright law in the UNIVERSE is going to stop ME!" - Sonic (Sonic Colors)
47 "Come PLAY with us!" - Memoryhead (Undertale)
48 "What are you so afraid of?" - Reaper Bird (Undertale)
49 "Let's stretch our legs!" - Wii Fit Trainer (Super Smash Bros.)
50 "You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!" - Ryu (Street Fighter)
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1. "WHAT is a MAN?! A MISERABLE little PILE of SECRETS! But ENOUGH talk; HAVE AT YOU!" - Dracula (Castlevania: SOTN)
2. "On days like these, kids like you...SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL." - Sans (Undertale)
3. "If you are really so desperate to stop us, then we will KILL you!" - Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)
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