Top Ten Quirky Quotations About Music

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1 I can't listen to too much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland. (Woody Allen)
2 I know you think we just sit and count money, but sometimes we do other things, like teach the drummer to play piano. (Chris Martin)
3 I am afraid that all musical instruments are incredibly expensive to repair, with the possible exception of the triangle. (Terry Pratchett)
4 I have a reasonable good ear in music: let us have the tongs and the bones. (William Shakespeare, from A Midsummer Night's Dream)
5 Applause is a receipt, not a note of demand. (Artur Schnabel)
6 I assure you that the typewriting machine, when played with expression, is not more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. (Oscar Wilde)
7 Musical people are so absurdly unreasonable. They always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be absolutely deaf. (Oscar Wilde)
8 No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I Don't Like Mondays' for thirty years. (Russell Brand)
9 I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. (Bob Newhart)

And for those who like hip-hop, you are now on a website called "TheTopTens". - PositronWildhawk

In some ways. Rap fans yet haven't reached the Beliebers status. But I believe that will happen soon (if all people become sane once again). - Kiteretsunu

10 Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. (George Bernard Shaw)
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1. I can't listen to too much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland. (Woody Allen)
2. I know you think we just sit and count money, but sometimes we do other things, like teach the drummer to play piano. (Chris Martin)
3. I am afraid that all musical instruments are incredibly expensive to repair, with the possible exception of the triangle. (Terry Pratchett)
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