Top Ten Funniest Hip Hop Songs

The Top Ten
1 Amish Paradise - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al's parody of Coolio's heartfelt ghetto prayer "Gangster's Paradise" is a ridiculous and goofy portrayal of Amish life - which is far from boring, cause tonight they gonna party like it's 1699.

This qualifies as hip-hop? Okay.

2 The Neden Game - Insane Clown Posse

This song is something like the exact definition of my humor. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are part of a dating show where they try to seduce a woman in the most tasteless and awkward fashion possible - the fun part is that the host, the audience and probably the woman treats it like the most romantic thing ever.

3 All in the Family - Korn
4 Schmink Boss - JuliensBlog

This song is funny when you are very familiar with Kollegah's music. The premise is that Julien perfectly imitates all of Kollegah's trademarks and his style (including his different flows, double timing, multisyllabic rapping, homophones,...), but instead of being a butch and masculine pimp and gangster he is a feminine make up artist on here. The song contains many references to Kollegah songs, most notably the beat resembling that of "Rotlichtmassaker", and the chorus being a mix of "Kuck auf die Goldkette" and "Big Boss".

5 White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Weird Al's parody of Chamillionaire's "Ridin'" treats nerdiness in the most thug way possible, which is definitely a whole lot of fun (even though as of 2017 and DatAdam's breakthrough in Germany it might be a bit out-dated).

6 It's All About the Pentiums - "Weird Al" Yankovic
7 Von Salat Schrumpft Der Bizeps - Kollegah & Majoe

Kollegah and Majoe are two rappers known for their masculinity and their on stage gangster personas. On April 1st, this song was uploaded on Kollegah's official YouTube channel, which had the two hip hoppers rapping over a volksmusik inspired accordion beat, along two older Bavarian ladies wearing traditional costumes. The premise of the song is that salad is bad for your muscles and you should eat lots of meat and candy.

8 Frauen Schlagen - JuliensBlog

This is the most offensive song of all time. It is about JuliensBlog rapping and happily singing about beating up his girlfriend because she hasn't cleaned up, isn't in the mood for sex and hasn't cooked.
It's so over the top and inappropriate you immediately know he's playing with you. Julien is essentially a popular comedy YouTuber and blogger with lots of shock value humor, you either like that or not.

9 Frosty - Afroman

This is one of the dumbest songs I have ever heard in my life, being about a snowman whose penis melts whenever he tries to have sex. I love it.

10 Love the Hate - Limp Bizkit
The Contenders
11 Bad Boy - Kollegah

The entire "Kollegah" album is way more light hearted and comical than any other major album by him. It contains the same high quality lyricsim as always, but he doesn't take his pimp persona seriously in the slightest. "Bad Boy" is the most over the top on the album. Starting with a skit in which Kollegah, giving autographs, is called by a friend that he is in the back of a club with four women who want big penisses, and so he calls Kollegah because he "immediately thought of him". For the rest of the song he tries to get through the club but can't because so many women are flirting with him, while all the G's step aside for him. He is not interested in the women, but allows them to buy him a drink. The description of the women is also funny, like, they spend several hours in front of the mirror putting on layers of make up as thick as the handle of a tennis racket. All of this to the tune of Magic Affair's eurodance classic "Omen III".
This is an insanely over the top and funny ...more

12 Fack - Eminem
13 Big Weenie - Eminem

As a diss track against Benzino, this is absolutely worthless. But as a song, this parade of childish insults and baby language is just one of the most hilarious hip hop songs of all time.

14 The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
15 Take Your - David Banner
16 Thick N****s and Anime T******s - Dbangz
17 Without Me - Eminem

Should be way higher.

18 I Want My S**t - Insane Clown Posse

You really have to like ICP to appreciate this over the top occult storytelling track and its goofy humor. It is basically the story of an immortal man but it is full of intentional anachronisms, overblown horror gimmicks, vulgar languages and hella random scenarios for no purpose other than being random. In other words: exactly the reason I love ICP.

19 Show Me Your Genitals - Jon Lajoie
20 Shimmy Shimmy Ya - Ol' Dirty Bastard
BAdd New Item