Top Ten Funniest Hip Hop Songs
Weird Al's parody of Coolio's heartfelt ghetto prayer "Gangster's Paradise" is a ridiculous and goofy portrayal of Amish life. It is far from boring, because tonight they're going to party like it's 1699.
This qualifies as hip-hop? Okay.
This song is something like the exact definition of my humor. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are part of a dating show where they try to seduce a woman in the most tasteless and awkward fashion possible. The fun part is that the host, the audience, and probably the woman treat it like the most romantic thing ever.
This song is funny if you are very familiar with Kollegah's music. The premise is that Julien perfectly imitates all of Kollegah's trademarks and style (including his different flows, double-timing, multisyllabic rapping, homophones), but instead of being a masculine pimp and gangster, he is a feminine makeup artist here.
The song contains many references to Kollegah songs, most notably the beat resembling that of "Rotlichtmassaker" and the chorus being a mix of "Kuck auf die Goldkette" and "Big Boss."
Weird Al's parody of Chamillionaire's "Ridin'" treats nerdiness in the most thug way possible, which is definitely a whole lot of fun (even though as of 2017 and DatAdam's breakthrough in Germany, it might be a bit outdated).
Kollegah and Majoe are two rappers known for their masculinity and their on-stage gangster personas. On April 1st, this song was uploaded to Kollegah's official YouTube channel, which had the two hip-hoppers rapping over a volksmusik-inspired accordion beat, along with two older Bavarian ladies wearing traditional costumes.
The premise of the song is that salad is bad for your muscles and you should eat lots of meat and candy.
This is the most offensive song of all time. It is about JuliensBlog rapping and happily singing about beating up his girlfriend because she hasn't cleaned up, isn't in the mood for sex, and hasn't cooked. It's so over-the-top and inappropriate you immediately know he's playing with you. Julien is essentially a popular comedy YouTuber and blogger with lots of shock value humor. You either like that or not.
This is one of the dumbest songs I have ever heard in my life, being about a snowman whose penis melts whenever he tries to have sex. I love it.
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The entire "Kollegah" album is way more light-hearted and comical than any other major album by him. It contains the same high-quality lyricism as always, but he doesn't take his pimp persona seriously in the slightest.
"Bad Boy" is the most over-the-top track on the album. Starting with a skit in which Kollegah, giving autographs, is called by a friend who is in the back of a club with four women who want big penises, so he calls Kollegah because he "immediately thought of him." For the rest of the song, he tries to get through the club but can't because so many women are flirting with him, while all the G's step aside for him.
He is not interested in the women but allows them to buy him a drink. The description of the women is also funny. They spend several hours in front of the mirror putting on layers of makeup as thick as the handle of a tennis racket. All of this is to the tune of Magic Affair's eurodance classic "Omen III."
This is an insanely over-the-top and funny track with the ultimate boss aura.
As a diss track against Benzino, this is absolutely worthless. But as a song, this parade of childish insults and baby language is just one of the most hilarious hip-hop songs of all time.
If you think this song's funny, watch the music video.
Watch the music video to see what I mean.
