Top 10 Reasons to Dislike Marching Bands

I love how this whole lists define the exact opposite of most marching bands. In most marching bands you hear more trumpets than baritone.
Oh and how are they anymore annoying than cocky football players who lose every game? Oh and aren't marching bands supposed to be loud? How about before making a list, educate yourself on marching bands, listen to a few and actually meet people there.

Why can't they do rap or stuff like that?

Mellophone is bomb