Top 10 Reasons to Hate Bayonetta

I am going to talk Bayonetta from Super Smash Bros, sometimes I'll talk about her game
The Top Ten
She's overpowered

Unfortunately, it seems the most recent Smash Ultimate update (the one that added the stage builder and Joker) undid any nerfing she may have had. I don't use her, but in CPU battles against her I've had to deal with her ridiculous counter move more than ever!

This was supposedly addressed with the most recent software update, but now we run into the "can't just not buy her" problem because now everyone's whining about how she was nerfed.

Before one of her daddies, husbands, sons, brothers, or lovers tries to "correct" this by whining that she was nerfed, yes there was that patch whose sole purpose was that, but it really didn't do that much good except to said fanboys and scrubs who use her and no one else.

Noobs abused the heck out of her, even morseso than Cloud.

They are other characters that fit better with Smash Bros

Not Minecrap's "player character" that has even less personality than Byleth and for whom they had to completely reprogram every stage just to force that literal cardboard bix into the game

Like most of the characters relegated to mere Assist Trophies and most if not all the characters who only "appear" as Mii costumes (who uses Miis at all let alone whatever costumes for them in this game anyway)? Ashley, Waluigi, Takumaru, The Prince of Sable, Shadow the Hedgehog, Saki Amamiya, Lyn (yes, I KNOW she'd be Yet Another "Fire Emblem" Character), and Magnus, anyone (all Assist Trophies)? How about KK Slider, Lloyd Irving, Tails, Knuckles, Geno, King K. Rool, and the Inklings (Mii suits)?

Sans and anyone else from that overrated Earthbound ripoff don't. I'm even angrier at that Sans Mii costume than I am at this psycho slt being (supposedly) voted in!

Someone from the Soul Caliber would have made a lot more sense, even. If for no other reason than bringing full circle the fact that Link was in one of their games.

People are now happy to be able to use her to beat up undeserving characters

It's mostly the Peach, Zelda, and Rosalina haters who would think this, though Link, Mario, Dedede, Meta Knight, Paluntena, Wario, Yoshi, Marth, and Pit are also subject to being called "lame-os" or whatnot and yay now being able to have "sexiest/most badass character ever" beat up on them. Meanwhile, I can't even hate the Duck Hunt dog anymore, in Smash he's just too cute!

Previous commenter forgot Robin. Everyone ignores if not hates him/her, and now here's the great, wonderful, awesome, perfect Bayonetta to give that guy/chick a "well deserved" beating. Though at least I can say that the one time I've ever faced a Bayonetta online, the joke was on them because they had to hear the announcer say "The winner is... Robin" (played by me) and they ended up in FOURTH place.

Bad enough everyone showed this attitude with Snake in Brawl.

Worse, I'm sure more than a few people decided to buy "Smash" because they heard she was in it (or saw/bought at least one of her Amiibos depending on when you're reading this), then bought her upon realizing she was DLC for the sole purpose of beating up all the other characters in the game because they're all "lame" (yes, even Samus and Link) and she's so badass.

She ruined Super Smash Bros.

Not everybody hates her only for that. Why are you so doggone defensive? Her raunchy self brought nothing all that wonderful and new to the table as it was, there was nothing indicating or implying she or her games were so popular people wanted her in above literally any other game character ever even ones owned by Nintendo themselves, and did I mean her raunchiness thus ruining what's supposed to be an E10+ rated game (toning down didn't help, what if someone- possibly a kid- now wanted to go check out that "Devil May Cry Penthouse Edition" that is her original game where she's not toned down). Not to mention people who didn't buy her still had to waste time and disk space on an update solely for her- that's sounds like ruining to me.

She and her overrated "badass" self and the fact that violence, crude humor, and oversexualiton were her game's big selling points have no place in what was once a fun celebration of Nintendo (who remember has and usually tries to maintain a family-friendly image) as a company, especially since she's not first-party. Also, she wasn't anything resembling "iconic" and next to nobody save a small cult who obviously voted and voted often on that stupid Samsh Poll even cared about her games and now she's getting two Amiibos and already was nigh-inevitable to fight online even for those who didn't download her.

If I wanted a game with a barely-dressed woman wielding actual deadly weapons, I'd play a Mortal Kombat game of my choice instead of Super Smash Bros. And I tried to get into the Bayonetta series itself but I couldn't, all I saw was a pathetic rip-off of Devil May Cry that people only seem to love because yay female protag who gets away with stuff a male character wouldn't have and other female characters somehow didn't before. A series whose existence I now can't just ignore because the fans swarmed the Smash Ballot and Nintendo gave in to them.

Good comment that got buried by hollow defense from a crazed Bayo fan: "She and her overrated "badass" self and the fact that violence, crude humor, and oversexualiton were her game's big selling points have no place in what was once a fun celebration of Nintendo (who remember has and usually tries to maintain a family-friendly image) as a company, especially since she's not first-party. Also, she wasn't anything resembling "iconic" and next to nobody save a small cult who obviously voted and voted often on that stupid Samsh Poll even cared about her games and now she's getting two Amiibos and already was nigh-inevitable to fight online even for those who didn't download her."

You can't "just not buy her"

Whether you download her or not, that stupid notification of her availability "in all her glory" still shows up on the main menu screen, and since she was the last DLC addition we're all going to be seeing that notification forever. Also people raving about her inclusion-- and judging you if you don't have her yourself.

How about the fact that those who did indeed "just not buy her" still had to install an update that was ALL about her?

Definitely true of Smash Ultimate. Not buying her now means not buying the game itself at all.

Sure you can not buy her, but that doesn't stop her from appearing! It's like you're being forced to buy her just to stop all the nagging and bothering! It's like what Konami did with the Link Summoning, but as a violation of the ESRB ratings instead of a violation of the fundamental rules of trading card games!

We now have to endure her being shipped with other characters who made it into "Smash"

Ugh I hate shipping aside from bnha.
Now there shipping her with WOLF who is a WOLF - JoPro

Earlier "Smash" games already spawned crossover pairings, most of which were quite random, many downright weird, and very few (like can be counted on one hand) that made a lick a sense AND weren't because of how they looked together. Now that Bayonetta's in there, SHE'S going to be paired with anyone and everyone else in the game. And knowing her, "paired" if we're lucky if you know what I mean!

She's being shipped with Pit and Palutena even though she'd sooner kill them.

All the Smash Bros crack pairings suck anyway, but still

Her "ask your mum" taunt

Several of the characters have "mums" that have died or disappeared (this explicitly being mentioned or shown in their games of origin) and in some of those cases their mothers' fates are what drives the plot of their original games/the character's actions in said games. Ness's mother may be alive and well but in "Earthbound" he could get "homesick" and not be able to do much if he hadn't seen or called her in a while. And while one of Lucina's potential mothers (only her father's identity is set in stone in "Fire Emblem Awakening", the mother could very well end up being fem Robin if the player so dictates) is actually in "Smash" herself with Lucina, but there's that whole thing about Lucina having traveled back in time to prevent a bad future where among other things whoever her mother was things did not end well for said mother. Of the remaining characters, best case scenario we don't know the status or fate of their mothers (or fathers) or even what kind of relationship they may ...more

Note to anyone about to use Smash Ultimate's video editor to make yet another video where your "bae" says that taunt and Lucas commits suicide: don't. It's not funny or even original.

If we really push the definition, Luma's "mum" is also present and alive, but of course the demise of Rosalina's own mum is a big part of her backstory.

Just because she's apparently her own mother...

Her clothes and her hair are one and the same

And of course that's even if you can even call them "clothes". Either way, creepy and actually kind of disgusting.

She gets a pass for things other characters are condemned for

Rosalina doesn't belong in the game because she's (somehow) "too sexy", you say? Peach's taunts are annoying and immature? Cloud too cheap? Cloud and all the "Fire Emblem" characters too violent for what should be a fun little game? Snake was too "adult" and violent a character for "Smash", that's why he didn't return after Brawl? Outside of "Smash": Mai Shiranui, Tharja, Morrigan Aesland, Cammy, Ivy Valentine, Lara Croft, and Chun-Li wear too little clothing or have too big whatever attributes (usually breasts but thighs and gluteus maximus apply as well) thus are offensive and degrading to women? Heck, you even go as far as to say games like "Dead or Alive" (especially its beach volleyball and "paradise resort" spin-offs), "Final Fantasy X-2", "Lollipop Chainsaw", "Final Fantasy XIII-2", and "Bikini Samurai Squad"- the games themselves, not just any specific character(s)- are grossly sexist and degrading?

If you do indeed say any or all of the above, yet also say Bayonetta is ...more

Mai Shiranui: can't be a cameo (on Terry Bogard's stage) or Spirit because "Super Smash Bros is for good girls and boys"

Bayonetta: is a fully realized character in Smash Bros

Someone explain to me how the ever loving [he k] Bayonetta is "for good boys and girls of all agez"? Keeping in mind she's not toned down at all in her original games and not really toned down that much for Smash?

It's because she was co-created by a woman which in the eyes of today's "woke" generation automatically makes everything better.

She doesn't deserve to win the Super Smash Bros. Ballot

No, I would not have wanted Goku or Shrek, though admittedly IF a non-game character had the slightest chance of getting in Wreck-It Ralph would've been okay; his original movie was about games after all.

No, I would not have wanted Lloyd Garmadon, but Lloyd IRVING (and not just as a Mii outfit) would've been awesome.

And besides Ralph and Lloyd Irving, I would have preferred K Rool, the Inklings, Soren, Daisy, Titania, Krystal, Paula, Ribbon, Anna (the Fire Emblem merchant not the character from the Disney movie no one's allowed to like anymore), Vaati, Dixie Kong, Hector, Groose, Virion, Agitha, Melia, Linkle, Fiora, Reyn, Medusa, Ghirahim, Caeda, or Lilina over Shrek, Lloyd Garmadon, Goku, Freddy Fazbear, OR Bayonetta!

One last thing: I'm getting really tired of Bayonetta fanboys insisting it would've been her or whatever (just as) dumb choice. Unless you were running that stupid ballot or have some inside information, you don't really know that, and if the ...more

Her winning the ballot and Nintendo going through with putting her in rather than consider the highest ranked character from a game rated no more than T just shows me that if enough people had voted General Custer with a... thing certain over-advertised perscription medicines supposedly help a guy with wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and bandana (and yes this was indeed from a video game) he would have made it in. Or if enough people had voted for the heroine of "Jungle Fever", a naked chick who lactates out a fire to save a naked guy being burned at the stake, she would have made it in without a second thought. That scares me beyond words.

She technically didn't even really win. Being "very popular in Europe" (the number three market behind the US and Japan) and "within the top five" (if she'd actually been number one they would have just said so) were the reasons given for her inclusion.

I'm not a huge StarFox fan or anything, but I could've sworn lots of people were hoping for Krystal. Did they just assume she'd win and not vote? How was she not "realizable" if that was the problem? I am not and will never be convinced more people wanted Bayonetta, especially since Nintendo didn't say she actually won.

The Contenders
She is not for kids

Those who want to argue that she was toned down for Smash: she's still effectively PROMOTING her own games, which AREN'T toned down at all. Meanwhile, the only thing preventing people from checking out the games Mai Shiranui appears in (which are all actually rated a mere T) is that everyone recomends or gravitates towards Garou Mark of the Wolves as the Fatal Fury game to buy.

Yet she's allowed- and as a playable character- in a game allegedly for "goid boys and girls". Meanwhile, a character whose game isn't one "let's push the boundaries of what can still not merit an Adult's Only rating" after another can't even appear in the background of a stage.

Just wanted to correct an earlier comment: she actually does need to be unlocked in Ultimate (along with 90% of the other characters *groan*), but unless story mode/World of Light is literally the only method you use to unlock it's far too easy to unlock her and she'll be one of the earliest "locked" characters you get.

Said it on another list, and I'll say it again: So (hypothetically) you were worried about Bayonetta being in "Smash 4". Then you realized she was only DLC and your kids don't play online anyway, so no problem. Now those same kids are begging for Smash Ultimate, but because they had to bring back LITERALLY EVERY PAST CHARACTER, that nasty (w)itch is in, not DLC, and apparently won't even need to be unlocked. Now what?

She's a genderbent version of Dante from Devil May Cry

Let's be honest, Dante and "Devil May Cry" didn't really bring anything new and exciting to the table themselves (not to mention Dante would also be a terrible ft for "Smash Bros." despite his popularity). Bayonetta- game and character- only get a pass because third-wave feminism.

More like a genderbent and sexed-up version of Duke Nukem from, well, Duke Nukem.

She's not boring, but is "not boring" for the wrong reasons

Reviving comment buried by Bayonetta worshiper: "Maybe her design is different, but at the end of the day her games really are just Devil May Cry starring a woman, and because it's a woman she has to dress in a way that just barely gets the game an M rating instead of an AO rating instead of getting her ow version of the most iconic red coat this side of Carmen Sandiego."

She rips off Zero Suit Samus' look

I'm pretty sure that's the real reason she supposedly "won". By "realizable" they meant "can just re-skin a model we already have so we don't have to build a new one".

Nintendo cut a trophy for being too sexy for Smash 4's E10+ rating yet included Bayonetta as a playable character without a second thought

They also disallowed an ACTUAL iconic character (Mai from "Fatal Fury") from appearing at all for the same reason they cut the Tharja trophy from Sm4sh. Yet Bayonetta remains in Smash Ultimate (and no longer optional) because "everyone is here" unfortunately includes her AND Tharja is a spirit (what replaces trophies in Ultimate). Effing hypocrities!

This is true. The 3DS Smash was supposed to have a trophy of Tharja from Fire Emblem Awakening (and indeed had trophies of many of the rest of the characters from that game), but it did not appear in the final product because while Awakening itself was rated T Nintendo still wanted Smash to be rated E10+. Then the Smash Ballot happened and they put in this playable character who's actually even more inappropriate than Tharja ever was even in her own game.

And Smash Ultimate is still rated E10 despite her now not even being optional DLC. *rolls eyes*

I'm no fan of Tharja (yes I have played the game she's from), but it's the principle of the thing.

She is rated M

And Mai Shiranui, whose not allowed a cameo or "spirit" and who allegedly "really is literally nothing but sex appeal" (that's what her detractors say whilst defending their precious Bay-bae), is rated a mere T. Seriously, every game in the "Fatal Fury"/"King of Fighters" series itself- including the ones she's in- are rated T.

I'm sorry, but M rated games have no place in Smash. Even Snake felt oddly out of place in Brawl, and unlike Bayonetta is actually iconic.

This is the main reason why she should have NEVER even been CONSIDERED!

To think Smash 4 has a *lower* ESRB rating than its predecessors

Her home series is only popular because she's a female

Those who don't love her for her over-the-top sexiness are those who still act like playable female characters are a brand new concept thus we must support any and all of them even if they are overtly sexy like Bayonetta.

More like, because the lead character designer is a female. Seriously, feminists who decried Bayo for being too sexy suddenly sang a different tune when they found out the lead character designer happened to have the same genitals as Bayo herself.

Her overt sexiness is actually seen as a sign of independence by feminists who in the past have decried characters like Morrigan Aensland, Ivy Valentine, and Mai Shiranui.

Let's face it: had they starred a foul-mouthed, gun-toting, overly-sarcastic guy who flashed his privates people wouldn't have paid attention to those games.

The Smash Ballot was rigged in her favor

With the possible exceptions of Incineroar, Ken, Richter, and Isabelle, I'm 99% sure all the newcomers in Ultimate beat out Bayonetta in the ballot. But Nintendo had just bought the Bayonetta franchise, wanted to promote it, and needed an excuse to put her/everything else representing her series into an E10 rated game, so...

Yeah, funny how Nintendo's announcement of having acquired the Bayonetta franchise and the second game being Wii U exclusive just happened to "coincide" with the announcement of the Smash Ballot. *eyeroll*

Consider this: In Ultimate Chrom became playable yet Robin's Final Smash is unchanged. So it's possible Chrom got more votes but was deemed "unrealizeable" at the time because he was already Robin's Final Smash. Which we can now plainly see is bs.

Spirit battles in Ultimate

The good news: she doesn't represent Mai in a Spirit Battle

The bad news: there is no Mai Spirit Battle, not even an appearance in Terry's stage (yet bleeping ROCK HOWARD made it in there). Somehow Bayonetta is okay "for good boys and girls" but Mai isn't.

Person who thought she'd be the Gruntilda spirit: you were wrong. They used Dedede, this not representing Grunty's "bad ending" form. However, when Terry drops any female SNK character spirits we get could very well be Bayonetta (not *just* Mai- 99% of all female characters from both Fatal Fury and King of Fighters are... pretty front heavy), so...

Spirits of characters who have nothing to do with her are represented by her. Characters who have nothing to do with her are used to represent spirits from her games.

One of the recent Nintendo Labo Spirit battles was Dr Mario, Young Link, and this bee atch. Yes, use this game's LEAST kid-friendly character for a very kid-friendly property. *rolls eyes*

The way her fans keep insisting she really was the only legit choice as if they knew the full results of the Smash Ballot

All the announced newcomers for Ultimate to me further prove that the ballot was a crock of fecal matter from a male bovine. Simon and Ricther Belmont, King K Rool, Inkling, Ridley, Chrom- pretty sure I saw way more love for them than Sarah Palin as a bad Aeon Flux cosplayer while the balot was going on, and they most certainly are "realizable".

She looks shocking

When the "Tomb Raider" series started, much was made over the shocking sexiness of its lead, Lara Croft. It's like the creator of Bayonetta set forth to top that, and indeed Lara looks like a Puritan next to Bayonetta.

I guess the creator of Lara Croft must have snuck his way into sega.

The back of her dress is too revealing. She shows more skin as Wario's Skin.

Her fans make certain Elsa fans look sane

You mean the ones who keep saying "she's cool" at every opportunity and leave it at that? That say the haters make up lies while they make up lies themselves? That say she's only hated for being oversexualized and being in Smash Bros yet giving no compelling reason (or any reason at all really) why anyone should look past that and love her as much they do themselves? The ones that outright bully other users for daring not to like her? Yeah, I wouldn't go so far as to say they make the Elsa and Frozen fans look sane, but they are just as if not more annoying.

Note to fans: saying stuff like "Best female character in smash because the rest are garbage or can't fight." is not going to win anybody over to "your side". The other characters in Smash, male and female alike, are not "garbage" and *can* fight.

How is her presence in Smash Bros more overhated here or anywhere else than Elsa (as per the "most overhated things" list)? Oh yeah, because the Elsa fans surprisingly aren't getting hyper defense of her like one would expect while the Bayonetta fans are.

Maybe not "look sane", but, well, the likes of Caps Girl are at least good for a chuckle. Bayonetta fans, however, just plain frighten me.

She won't be optional in the next Smash game

Since a big selling point for Smash Ultimate/Smash Switch is "EVERYONE IS HERE"...

Didn't want her and didn't buy her? Hope you weren't planning on buying the inevitable Smash game for the Switch, because she'll be there and not as optional DLC.

Sadly she will be in the next game and the worst part is that (at the time of this writing) she STILL seems to be broken if that match against Ridley is any indication. If anything good can come out of this well at least I can beat her up in training mode but despite this it would have been better if she was NOT included at all.

Worse, her awful, extremely overrated games now have even more representation. Not only are there plenty of "spirits" from them (for comparison there are none at all for any Final Fantasy let alone VII), but there's now an Assist Trophy that's her if she were a big scary bald black dude.

Seeing her in group fanart of "all the Smash females" while other female characters in Smash get left out

There's this pic on Tumblr (possibly DeviantArt as well) called "Smash Princesses". This unholy abomination who never should've been in Smash at all was present but Lucina (an actual princess, mind you) and the female versions of Robin and Villager were missing.

Bayonetta looks like a nerdy person

With the glasses and the hair she reminds me too much of Sarah Palin

Bayonetta is very ugly

I guess nerds aren't cool :/ wow.. - yunafreya648

The glasses makes me think that she looks like a nerd!

She kills angels

Unfortunately that hasn't stopped people from shipping her with Pit.

As if there have never been evil angels before in anything ever, person who brought up "because they're evil in her game" as a defense.

That's supposed to be a good thing, but even though I'm not religious I don't think it is.

And yet nearly everybody on this site worships her as if she were an angel.

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