Top Ten Reasons Why Baby by Justin Bieber is Not the Worst Song Ever

WonkeyDude98
This song (and the angry preteens who voted for it) are the reason my last list went to absolute irredeemability. It was meant to pick on songs worse than Baby, but look where it is now. So instead of picking songs that are worse than Baby, I'm picking reasons why Baby is not worse than those songs. This is gonna be easy.

The Top Ten

1 The lyrics, while repetitive, are harmless

I may not like Baby, but I would rather listen to that song over Nicki Minaj's Stupid Hoe song. I can tolerate Baby, but I would literally turn into a Wretched Egg like Shiro from Deadman Wonderland if I had to listen to Stupid Hoe for even 30 seconds! I'm glad I haven't heard the full song to Stupid Hoe! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Stupid Hoe is not as bad as FACK. Try listening to FACK if you want a seizure. - AlphaQ

Normally this alone wouldn't be at all a justification if say the production was unsalvageable, but you'll see. If the song were to offend my senses, then it would be enough to call it one of the worst songs of, maybe a given year. - WonkeyDude98

Baby isn't bad. It's just a pop song about teenage love. I don't like it, but I don't blindly hate on it due to Justin's personality. - SwagFlicks

Looking back, we gave this song a bit too much credit. - ProPanda

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2 There is simply worse

Closer by Chainsmokers is worse.

My last list was SUPPOSED TO FIND SONGS WORSE THAN BABY. - WonkeyDude98

If you think Justin is the worst then listen to his talentless wannabee: Jacob Sartorious... - DaisyandRosalina

FACK, Trumpet Lights, Sahara, Anaconda, Karate Chop, every BOTDF song, every Brokencyde song, Stimulated, First Day Out, U.O.E.N.O., I Fink U Freeky, the Birthday Cake Remix, Booty, Stupid Hoe... - DCfnaf

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3 The production is passable

I actually really like the production on Baby. It's very light and bubbly, something I can't say of a lot of pop these days. Yeah it's bland and generic, but it's better than being an absolute trainwreck. - WonkeyDude98

While still terrible, the actual production is still a bit more tuneful than many of today's chart hits that are just repetitive beats and moombahton-infused rubbish. Don't thank Bieber himself for any of the instrumental - he only contributed a tiny bit of the bland writing at most. - Entranced98

I like it too - Hotheart123

4 People who hate Justin Bieber usually hate him for his personality, not his music

Not absolutely true. I don't like this song purely on the babyish sound it has. But I agree, this is not the worst song any of us will ever hear...
"Oh my God. Look at her butt..." Ah, now you see... - Britgirl

Even if he is very mediocre, most (not all) hate him exclusively for the way he acts, and couldn't name me 5 of his songs. - WonkeyDude98

I agree with this - Neonco31

Dahvie Vanity, Jayy Von Monroe, Chris Brown, Varg Vikernes, and Fred Durst have worse personalities - DCfnaf

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5 Ludacris' rap verse is solid

The rap actually saved the song. If not for this, Baby would have been as bad as Stupid Hoe and Anaconda.

He made it better by a few inches at least - Neonco31

While nothing special, Luda's contributions are quite the plus for the song. - WonkeyDude98

Ludac actually was a plus. Without him I would've given this a 0/5 instead if a 1.5/5 - AlphaQ

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6 Justin Bieber stayed on-beat

Bieber had some pretty great ability to ride the beat, and it made the song a rather comfortable listen, or at least it would be if not for his shrill voice. - WonkeyDude98

7 Justin Bieber stayed on-key

Another thing. Bieber may not have a great sounding voice (at all), but he does stay within the song's key. That's probably not even something I could do, though then again I am one of the worst singers I know. - WonkeyDude98

If you want a horrendous song where the singer is constantly off-key look up "Pop Champagne" by Ron Browz and Jim Jones. I would rather listen to a 24-hour marathon of baby than 10 seconds of "Pop Champagne."

Thanks to autotune. - Entranced98

8 Even Bieber himself has made worse

Lolly, I'll Show You, One Time, Eenie Meenie...hm. - WonkeyDude98

As Long As You Love, Ernie Menie. FACK-never mind. - AlphaQ

9 An endearing, albeit generic heartthrob song from a C-list teenager doesn't seem to fit the "worst song ever" mold

This kinda speaks for itself. - WonkeyDude98

JB is probably A-lost. Besides if you want something really bad listen to FACK, BINGO or I fonk u freeky. - AlphaQ

10 The subject matter is alright

Yeah, and he's not talking about stealing someone else's girlfriend, and trying to pass that off as sincere either. *cough Treat You Better cough* - NiktheWiz

It's not like he's talking about rape and treating it like nothing. *cough cough* Rick Ross *cough cough* - WonkeyDude98

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11 The song doesn't offend anyone

And people have the guts to keep saying it's offensive to babies? Kinda laughable - Neonco31

It honestly does offend me. - ProPanda

12 Justin Bieber's vocals get cute after a few listens

No, no, no! Bieber will never ever be cute, especially after weeing in mop buckets, driving like a madman and spitting on his fans. - Entranced98

That's like jaywalking in comparison to burning down buildings, killing people, or worse. - Swellow

nope.

...No. - Swellow

NaH - AlphaQ

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13 It's not heavily narcissistic
14 It doesn't have any cursing

This Is What You Came For doesn't have any cursing, yet I still hate everything about it. - NiktheWiz

I never said that... - WonkeyDude98

Are you serious? That's a good reason to think a song is ok?

So...? - AlphaQ

15 Justin's Flow Was Decent
16 It's Shorter Than Most Songs
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1. There is simply worse
2. The lyrics, while repetitive, are harmless
3. People who hate Justin Bieber usually hate him for his personality, not his music
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1. People who hate Justin Bieber usually hate him for his personality, not his music
2. Even Bieber himself has made worse
3. The lyrics, while repetitive, are harmless
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1. The lyrics, while repetitive, are harmless
2. The production is passable
3. People who hate Justin Bieber usually hate him for his personality, not his music
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