Top 10 Most Illogical Moments in the Bible

The Bible is full of moments that completely defy logic. I have compiled a list of 10 truly illogical Bible moments.

Somebody once told me, "Just because some of the stories aren't true doesn't mean the whole book isn't true!" No, that's exactly what it means. It ruins its credibility. If someone lies to me, they're a liar, and I won't believe anything they have to say.

That goes for the Bible because I really don't think any of these stories even happened. They're so incredibly far-fetched. If you believe all the events listed below actually happened, then you may need to rethink your perspective because these moments are just too unbelievable to accept as fact.

Also, if you have a Bible moment to share, feel free to submit it.

The Top Ten

  1. Adam and Eve being told by a talking snake to eat a fruit that God said not to eat

    It's impossible for everyone on the planet to be descended from only two people.

    The whole story of Adam and Eve is completely illogical.

    I think Genesis as a whole is entirely illogical.

  2. Noah's Ark and the Great Flood

    Why should children die for their parents' actions?

    Additionally, Noah's descendants would likely have died out from inbreeding.

  3. Moses parting the Red Sea

    Some Biblical powers.

    Powers you don't hear of in reality, just in the Bible.

  4. God making the sun stay still in the sky for an entire day

    I actually always felt like the Earth is a sentient, living being full of love. She has agency and listened to her creator for this.

  5. Balaam's talking donkey

    Ahaha, I didn't even know there was a talking donkey. I know the talking snake has always been called Satan but was written as serpent. But the donkey? It's like Shrek.

    Did it have the voice of Eddie Murphy?

  6. Jesus being resurrected and ascending into heaven

  7. Jesus walking on water

  8. Methuselah living for over 900 years

  9. Jesus being born from a virgin birth

    I think you missed the point. He is the son of God.

  10. God turning the water of the Nile River into blood

    I think this so-called Rapture is when all the water on Earth is supposed to become blood. Maybe the Rapture already happened in the Bible.

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    God is angrier in the Old Testament and the Book of Revelation

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    God kills over 2 million people and causes the Flood, while Satan kills only ten

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  13. God turning Lot's wife into a pillar of salt

    Maybe she wanted to see if there were any other survivors.

  14. Jesus curing lepers by touching them

    These are His miracles, but only Christians believe this anyway.

  15. Jacob's striped cattle producing striped offspring

  16. God creating an entire language in a matter of seconds

  17. Purgatory vanquished with a stroke of the pen and a spurt of holy water

  18. Jesus miraculously feeding 5,000 men with five loaves of bread and two fish

  19. God making the first rainbow after the flood

  20. Jesus being God

  21. The plague of frogs

  22. Bread being the flesh and wine being the blood of Jesus

  23. The Israelites wandering in the desert for 40 years

  24. Samson getting power from his hair

  25. Adam named every animal in the garden

  26. Psalm 137:9 states that those who dash little ones against the rock shall be happy

  27. Slavery is commanded and condoned but never condemned

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