Top 10 Most Illogical Moments in the Bible

The Bible is full of moments that completely defy logic. I have compiled a list of 10 truly illogical Bible moments.

Somebody once told me, "Just because some of the stories aren't true doesn't mean the whole book isn't true!" No, that's exactly what it means. It ruins its credibility. If someone lies to me, they're a liar, and I won't believe anything they have to say.

That goes for the Bible because I really don't think any of these stories even happened. They're so incredibly far-fetched. If you believe all the events listed below actually happened, then you may need to rethink your perspective because these moments are just too unbelievable to accept as fact.

Also, if you have a Bible moment to share, feel free to submit it.
The Top Ten
The first two people on Earth (Adam and Eve) being told by a talking snake to eat a fruit that God said not to eat

It's impossible for everyone on the planet to be descended from only two people.

The whole story of Adam and Eve is completely illogical.

I think Genesis as a whole is entirely illogical.

Noah's Ark and the Great Flood

Why should children die for their parents' actions?

Additionally, Noah's descendants would likely have died out from inbreeding.

Moses parting the Red Sea

Some Biblical powers.

Powers you don't hear of in reality, just in the Bible.

Jesus being resurrected and ascending into heaven
Balaam's talking donkey

Ahaha, I didn't even know there was a talking donkey. I know the talking snake has always been called Satan but was written as serpent. But the donkey? It's like Shrek.

Did it have the voice of Eddie Murphy?

God making the sun stay still in the sky for an entire day

I actually always felt like the Earth is a sentient, living being full of love. She has agency and listened to her creator for this.

Jesus being born from a virgin birth

I think you missed the point. He is the son of God.

God turning Lot's wife into a pillar of salt

Maybe she wanted to see if there were any other survivors.

A man living for over 900 years
God turning the water of the Nile River into blood

I think this so-called Rapture is when all the water on Earth is supposed to become blood. Maybe the Rapture already happened in the Bible.

The Newcomers

? Bread is flesh and wine is the blood of Jesus
? The plague of frogs
The Contenders
Jesus walking on water
Jesus curing lepers by touching them

These are His miracles, but only Christians believe this anyway.

Jacob's striped cattle producing striped offspring
Purgatory vanquished with a stroke of the pen and a spurt of holy water
God creating an entire language in a matter of seconds
Jesus miraculously feeding 5,000 men with five loaves of bread and two fish
God making the first rainbow after the flood
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