Top 10 Most Illogical Moments in the Bible
The bible is full of moments that completely defy logic. And I've compiled a list of 10 truly illogical bible moments.Somebody once told me "Just because some of the stories aren't true doesn't mean the whole book isn't true!" No that's exactly what it means, it ruins its credibility. If someone lies to me, they're a liar and I won't believe anything they have to say. That goes for the bible because I really don't think any of these stories even happened. They're so incredibly far-fetched. If you believe all this stuff listed below actually happened then you need some help because these moments are just too crazy to believe as fact. Also if you have a bible moment to share, feel free to submit it.
It's impossible for everyone on the planet to be descended from only two people.
Snake: Eve, eat this apple, for it is delicious. Eve: *Looking at selfies of Adam on her phone*
The whole story of Adam and Eve is completely illogical.
Why should children die for what their parents did? Also, Noah's descendants would've died out from inbreeding.
Some Biblical powers.
Powers you don't hear of in reality, just in the Bible.
Heaven - wherever the hell it's supposed to be? According to the Bible, it sounds like a really boring place to live after death.
No one cries? That makes me think of preschool shows where the characters always smile.
There is no nighttime - wow, no more night parties, people, if this place exists. (I know not every Christian is a nutter.)
God gives you a mansion. Everyone in Heaven lives in a mansion. Sorry, I'll choose Hell. What happened to Earth with houses, flats, tower block flats, posh flats called apartments, bungalows, cottages, shacks, huts, mansions, palaces?
Codex Sinaiticus is the first real Bible translated into English, not the King James Version. In Codex Sinaiticus, Jesus was never resurrected, so don't worry. The rapture is a complete myth.
Don't worry. It never happened in the real Bible, the first Bible, Codex Sinaiticus.
Ahaha, I didn't even know there was a talking donkey. I know the talking snake has always been called Satan but was written as Serpent. But the donkey? It's like Shrek.
Did it have the voice of Eddie Murphy?
I think you missed the point. He is the son of God.
Maybe she wanted to see if there were any other survivors.
I think this so-called Rapture is where all the water on the Earth is supposed to become blood. Maybe the Rapture happened in the Bible.
Miracles are his powers.
His miracles, but only Christians believe this anyway.