Top 10 Worst Date Night Restaurants

Hey guys, you taking that special girl of yours out on a date? Well, don't take her here if you actually plan on having a second date. I am excluding fast food "restaurants" since adding them is just too easy. The whole list would be made up of places like "McDonalds" or "Burger King" if I didn't prohibit them. So, no fast food.
The Top Ten
1 Applebee's

A bland, boring, corporate entity cleverly disguised as a friendly neighborhood restaurant. Their tagline might as well be "You've got no imagination if you're thinking of coming here."

2 Denny's

There's a reason why Denny's is associated with loneliness and isolation. Anyone who's seen 'The Santa Clause' should really know better (that's basically everyone since that movie is everywhere at Christmas).

3 Olive Garden

Sure. It's real Italian. Just like those little, mustached, jumping plumber bros who originate from Japan. Probably avoid anywhere that advertises all-you-can-eat breadsticks.

4 Waffle House

Angels will weep on the day when some poor fool takes a date to Waffle House. The very fabric of time and space will unravel before his very eyes.

If the Waffle House is your idea of a date night restaurant, then you're one sorry excuse of a person to date!

Hey, maybe girls like gas station bathrooms that sell waffles.

5 Pizza Hut Pizza Hut is an American restaurant chain and international franchise which was founded in 1958 by Dan and Frank Carney.

Run it through your head and then say it out loud to yourself. "I'll take her to Pizza Hut." Still sound like a good idea, genius?

Your only hope is that she takes pity on the eternal bachelor.

6 LongHorn Steakhouse

The guy will have a great time, sure. It's meat. But think about what she's going to want to order. A bacon-wrapped Angus steak smothered in Chipotle barbecue sauce with fried onions on the side? Probably not.


This is more of a breakfast place.

8 Hooters

I don't think there's a need for commentary. Are there even any Hooters in Canada, BK?

9 Buffalo Wild Wings
10 Perkins Restaurant & Bakery
The Contenders
11 Pizza Ranch
12 Red Lobster

Seafood restaurants are always sketchy choices for dates since most people don't like most kinds of seafood. I do, but I'm in the minority.

13 Heart Attack Grill

Good place to go for a date if you're being abused.

Just the name is enough to make me cringe.

14 Bob Evans
15 Taco Casa

Cheap, but why in the absolute hell would anyone want cold, soggy tacos made with lunchable beef?

16 Pizza Experts
17 Brann's
18 Grandy's

Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad food. Been there three times. The fried chicken was too greasy. The grilled chicken was too dry and undercooked. The mac and cheese was freezing cold. Never going there again.

19 Beef House
20 Amy's Baking Company
21 Mama's Tamale
22 Sweet Tomatoes
23 The Cheesecake Factory

I would eat the cheesecake then be sick from eating too much and go home.

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