Top 10 Worst Date Night Restaurants

Hey guys, are you taking that special girl of yours out on a date? Well, don't take her here if you actually plan on having a second date.

I am excluding fast food "restaurants" since adding them is just too easy. The whole list would be made up of places like McDonald's or Burger King if I didn't prohibit them. So, no fast food.

The Top Ten

  1. Applebee's

    A bland, boring, corporate entity cleverly disguised as a friendly neighborhood restaurant. Their tagline might as well be "You've got no imagination if you're thinking of coming here."

  2. Denny's

    There's a reason why Denny's is associated with loneliness and isolation. Anyone who's seen 'The Santa Clause' should really know better (that's basically everyone since that movie is everywhere at Christmas).

  3. Olive Garden

    Sure. It's real Italian. Just like those little, mustached, jumping plumber bros who originate from Japan. Probably avoid anywhere that advertises all-you-can-eat breadsticks.

  4. Pizza Hut

    Pizza Hut is an American restaurant chain and international franchise that was founded in 1958 by Dan and Frank Carney in Wichita, Kansas. It is known for its pizza, pasta, and side dishes. The company has thousands of locations worldwide and is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands.

    Run it through your head and then say it out loud to yourself. "I'll take her to Pizza Hut." Still sound like a good idea, genius?

    Your only hope is that she takes pity on the eternal bachelor.

  5. LongHorn Steakhouse

    The guy will have a great time, sure. It's meat. But think about what she's going to want to order. A bacon-wrapped Angus steak smothered in Chipotle barbecue sauce with fried onions on the side? Probably not.

  6. Waffle House

    Angels will weep on the day when some poor fool takes a date to Waffle House. The very fabric of time and space will unravel before his very eyes.

    If the Waffle House is your idea of a date night restaurant, then you're one sorry excuse of a person to date!

    Hey, maybe girls like gas station bathrooms that sell waffles.

  7. IHOP

    This is more of a breakfast place.

  8. Hooters

    I don't think there's a need for commentary. Are there even any Hooters in Canada, BK?

  9. Buffalo Wild Wings

  10. Perkins Restaurant & Bakery

    11. The Newcomers
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    The Cheesecake Factory

    I would eat the cheesecake then be sick from eating too much and go home.

    13. The Contenders

  13. Pizza Ranch

  14. Red Lobster

    Seafood restaurants are always sketchy choices for dates since most people don't like most kinds of seafood. I do, but I'm in the minority.

  15. Heart Attack Grill

    Good place to go for a date if you're being abused.

    Just the name is enough to make me cringe.

  16. Bob Evans

  17. Taco Casa

    Cheap, but why in the absolute hell would anyone want cold, soggy tacos made with lunchable beef?

  18. Brann's

  19. Grandy's

    Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad food. Been there three times. The fried chicken was too greasy. The grilled chicken was too dry and undercooked. The mac and cheese was freezing cold. Never going there again.

  20. Beef House

  21. Amy's Baking Company

  22. Mama's Tamale

  23. Sweet Tomatoes

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