Top 10 Sarcastic Reasons Why Justin Bieber Is the Greatest Singer of All Time

Ahem...JB IS THE BEST SINGER ever HE IS BETTAR THAN THE BEATLES OR CRAP BAAND! *sarcasm*
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The Top Ten
1 Justin Bieber Has Talent

More than Freddie mercury (Hint Hint Wink Wink)

He has more talent than Michael Jackson

He does. It's just rare to come across.

2 Justin Bieber Makes Great Songs

He has made good songs, such as Sorry, Love Yourself, and What Do You Mean.

HE MAKES great SONGS people! sarcasm

3 Justin Can Sing

He can sing, it's just ignorance at it's absolute worst.

That's the worst thing about him.

4 Justin Bieber Stayed Out of Trouble So Far

This is sarcasm done right. He has been in pretty deep trouble in his life.

5 Justin Is Perfect

Like any person, Justin isn't perfect.

6 Justin Bieber Loves His Fan

One time, he spat on me and laughed, but Idc! I GOT HIS SALIVA! It's like a memorabilia!

7 People Like Justin Bieber
8 Justin Bieber Is Better Than the Beatles
9 Justin Bieber is Hot

Oh yeah, Justin Bieber is hot! I get so horny when I see him!

I'm straight, so I have no say in this.

10 He Doesn't Pee In Janitors Buckets!
The Contenders
11 Baby Is The Best Song Ever

It isn't the worst song of all time, either.

12 He is a Great Role Model
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