1 "Cream Rahul, Cream Rahul, Rahul, Tommy" - Todokete by Lil Meerkat
Um, what's this "Cream Rahul? "
What does this even mean?
2 "Sweaty men can see" - Bohemian Rhapsody (Lil Meerkat)
What if the sweaty man was blind?
3 "I got a lot of cash, your a** is grass - Sese by 6ix9ine
6ix9ine is an idiot. I don't know why people even like him. He looks like a clown and screams random things into a mic over a beat and calls it a song, then calls its some made up word as the songs title. Like what is a sese? Yall should’ve gave up on him when he released gummo, which was a year ago. Smh.
He will be writing some really nonsense lyrics once he gets out of prison in about 20 years.
Sounds kinda gross.
This is just um...
4 "They had to fake being out of compactor" - I Love The Smelly Feet (Submarine Man)
5 "Here we are now entertain us, a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido, yeah hey!" - Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
Yes, haha. Kurt Cobain explained Nirvana lyrics in another song:
"What the hell am I trying to say?
It is now time to make it unclear
To write off lines that don't make sense" (On a Plain - Nirvana)
It's worse when you listen to the misheard lyrics
"I'm a lion, I'm a vinyl, I'm a skittle, I'm a beetle, Yeah hey! "
I know that the lyrics aren't the draw of this song, but you can't ignore how nonsensical they are.
Sounds like someone just threw some phrases together.
6 "T Series has put a devil inside me" - Bohemian Rhapsody (Lil Meerkat)
7 "Unkle Adams, Unkle Adams, Unkle Adams, Unkle Adams" - Bohemian Rhapsody (Lil Meerkat)
8 "Mindfull Minutes, Mind your business! Inhale your shoulders! Inhale your shoulders!" - Inhale Your Shoulders (Lil Meerkat)
How do you inhale your shoulders?
I tried. I was unsuccessful.
"Deep" lyricism
9 "You're such a smelly feet" - I Love The Smelly Feet (Submarine Man)
10 "Killing Darth Vader with my motherf***ing kickdrum" - MISSIO, KDV
The Contenders
11 I know you smell the perfume - SESE (6ix9ine)
I smell your prison time and your Skittles-trademarked smile.
12 "Poop di scoop scoop diddy whoop"- Lift Yourself by Kanye West
It was a joke, it's not supposed to make any sense
It's supposed to be a joke
13 I'm a big foot, I smell a big foot; I like my foot smelled" - I Love The Smelly Feet (Submarine Man)
14 "Are you smelling that sh*t? Eau de resistance"- Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea
15 "Booty Explota Como Nagasaki" - Taki Taki by DJ Snake
Oh, no. Hell no!
DJ Snake, Cardi B, Ozuna, and Selena Gomez?! Do you understand how many people died because of the nuclear bomb being dropped there?!?! That is something you have to take seriously!
16 "From all the unborn chicken voices in my head" - Paranoid Android (Radiohead)
Get Radiohead some help, this android's not just paranoid. It's schizophrenic.
17 "I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual, skipping and flipping and dipping and skipping and flipping and dipping the ill-est, the kill-est, the skill of the will-est!" - Real Hip Hop (PolitikZ)
I tried to sing this, but my voice can't.
18 "Rain down...rain down...come on, rain down...on me...from a great height...from a great height...height..." - Paranoid Android (Radiohead)
19 "In the neon sign, scrolling up and down, I am born again" - Airbag (Radiohead)
20 "That's it, sir! You're leaving! The crackle of pig skin! The dust and the screaming! The yuppies networking! The panic! The vomit! The panic! The vomit! God loves his children... God loves his children, yeah!" - Paranoid Android (Radiohead)
Radiohead... You okay there buddies?
21 "Cold like Minnesota"- Minnesota by Lil Yachty
22 "What my taki taki wants, yeah, my taki taki gets, uh" - Taki Taki (DJ Snake)
Taki Taki is a made up word. It means nothing. What is a Taki Taki?
23 "He wear no shoeshine, He got toe jam football. He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola" - Come Together (The Beatles)
They were clearly tripping on ALL the drugs with this one.
24 "Gunpowder gelatine, Dynamite with a laser beam" - Killer Queen (Queen)
Great song but even in context this line is more or less complete nonsense.
25 "Grab yourself a can of pork soda, you'll be doing just fine. Nothing just like, drinking down those cans of swine." - Pork Soda (Primus)